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On boys' qq space personality

1. Not loving is not loving. Say goodbye when you break up. Don't fucking say we don't get along.

When you were a child, you had pimples on your face, but when you grew up, you had pits on your face.

If you never loved me, then either you go or I go.

Getting married is like going to jail, being locked in a cage watched all day.

If Snow White's shoes really fit, they won't fall off.

6, many seemingly cold guys, in fact, just poor hearing+slow response.

7. Bad friends = bamboo friends. So, one day I will eat my bad friend.

Hey, is your coffin upside down or sliding?

9. Success is 3% talent plus 97% not being distracted by the Internet.

10, not meeting doesn't mean not missing, and not contacting is just to cover up the attachment.

1 1. No matter what my final exam is, I always believe that my future is bright.

12, if you can entrust your life to me, I will dedicate my life to make you laugh.

13, we always care about the people we like, but forget the people we like.

14. I haven't finished my homework. I have something to do. I have something to do!

15, parents always have a group of schoolmasters, who are called children from other families.

16, I only have one love, or I don't pay, I have to pay, that's all.

17, he thinks I don't love him, I think he doesn't care about me, is this love?

18, I visit my body three times a day: what to correct, why to die, and what to pretend to force.

19. If you dare to step on my head today, I will dare to step on your grave tomorrow.

20、? No matter how handsome, you can only love me.

2 1, the little monster that Bump loves eloped with the salted egg superman next door.

22, love often only knows the pursuit of perfection, but never thought it would get hurt.

23, I just want to fly, fly in my sky, I know you will be by my side.

24. When you write comments, you will find that Baidu is not omnipotent.

25. Women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings.

The function of the school is to do whatever you want, and it won't let you do anything.

27. I admit that I am timid and don't want anyone to know that I liked you.

28. When you are embraced by failure, success may be waiting to kiss you.

29. I am a woman, too. I've never seen you so mean in my life.

We attach great importance to the fact that smoking is harmful to health, but not smoking affects stability.

3 1, the head can be broken, and the hairstyle can't be messy. Blood can flow, leather shoes should be oiled.

32. Life is like a coffee table. Although it is not big, it is full of tragedy.

33. Can I go to Jeong-yeong, Korea? You can call 1 14 to inquire.

The virus seems to be in love with my computer, and I can't bear to break them up.

Hard work won't kill you. But why take the risk?

36. Is the child born of two people with type B blood type 2B?

37. Never trust those things that are hard and soft for a while!

38. Standard female? Alice's mentality is: I don't have a man, I want to be fat for the winter.

I lost my trust and love for you, which made me feel worse than losing you.

40. No matter how difficult this stop is, I decided to stay for life.

4 1. The quality of the teacher's lectures this month determines the flow of this month.

42. I can't be defeated by reality because I still have a great dream.

43. If you shake when eating watermelon, the watermelon seeds will fall out.

44, stinky tofu-like men, smelling stinky and eating incense, this is called connotation.

People say that time can't resist people's impetuousness.

46. I will not bow my head, I don't know how to retain, and I am not good at words. This could be me.

47. After reading The Legend of the White Snake, I realized that Xu Xian was a rock climber!

48. Don't talk to your brother about happiness. Not as good as a plate of braised pork.

Don't ask me how I did in the final exam, I can only say that I was overwhelmed.

50, time is really precious, just one second before the toilet was taken away by another person.

5 1, I don't need to feed you, can you not give me water?

52. Time tells you what aging is, and memory tells you what innocence is.

53. I sit straight and draw a circle, waiting for your unexpected look back.

54. Standing on the street of a strange city, if I smile, it's me, thinking of you.

55. It's no use being handsome. You can swipe your card with that face after spending.

56. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

57. The world is so big and the end of the world is so far away. What are you being hypocritical about?

58. The dream is to count money until your hand cramps. The reality is to count money until you wake up naturally.

59. Forgiving others means leaving room for manoeuvre in your mind.

60. At the beginning of the story, we met a stranger, and at the end, we ran counter to each other.

6 1, when I left my hometown, the villagers never drank a well water again.

62. I stop and go aimlessly, but I can't get out of your world.

After you confessed one by one, I became an obstacle to my freedom of failure.

64. The crazier a woman is, the better her heart is and the kinder a woman is.

65. perfunctory means that lies have begun, and indifference means that feelings are coming to an end.

66. I will be a senior soon, but unfortunately I can't learn and I won't grow up.

67. I tried my best to put pistachios in my mouth. Why am I still unhappy?

68. It is said that the IQ of a woman in love is zero. Why am I still negative?

69. Similar people are suitable for having fun together, while complementary people are suitable for growing old together.

70. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

7 1, don't praise me handsome behind my back, which is known all over the world.

72. I am before you; I won't love. After missing you; I am lovelorn.

73. On the road of love, two people are good, but three people are too much.

74. Grandpa said that after watching the news broadcast for decades, he didn't see the finale.

75. It is best not to use your own photos, otherwise it will be unlucky to go offline.

76. You did really badly in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents.

77. Probably because he wants to see me, I live in this world.

78. I thought I was not good enough, but later I found that you have no vision.

79. When I miss you, can you think of me occasionally?

80. Dreaming is just a kind of intelligence, and realizing dreams is a kind of ability.

8 1, don't talk with your eyes closed, people who don't know think it's a fake corpse.

82. I hope to go to school after class and have a holiday. It turns out that my goal has always been persistent.

83. Men hate women's suspicions, often because they are too accurate.

84. Outside, men are men. At home, men are big tofu!

85. On Tanabata, please put yourself in a courier bag and wait for someone to sign for it.

86. People I like don't like me, and people I don't like don't like me even more.

87. When will mosquitoes evolve to suck fat instead of blood?

88. It's not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.

89. One day you will become stronger, so strong that people who laugh at you now are afraid!

90. There is no need to do unnecessary things and suffer unnecessary harm to unnecessary people.

9 1, I feel safe with you; Why; You look very good at avoiding evil spirits.

92. A house and a song made me fall asleep and forget my troubles.

93. Those memories that I can't let go eventually become shackles and I can't escape.

94. If you have money, hold a money field, and if you don't have money, inform you to hold a money field.

95. If you love, please love deeply. If abandoned, please thoroughly. Ambiguous, hurting people and hurting themselves.

96. Instead of doing 1 bad things with leaders, it is better to help leaders do 100 good things.

97. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

98. Why should I promiscuous with you? Why should I feel innocent and sad?

99. Turning girls into women is the most basic responsibility and obligation of men.

100, halfway through the holiday, I have traveled all over the country with the dynamics of my friends.

10 1. Hope in life flows like a river, but there are always eddies and counter-currents.

102. The only person who deserves my tears will never make me cry.

103, I'm not as tough as your little woman, I'm only as tough as a big woman.

104, even if women are like clothes, some women are brands you can't afford to wear.

105, you can cut your hair short and start again, then I guess I have to shave my head.

106, the sky that just rained took away the dust, but it couldn't take away my inner pain.

107 If someone marries me, I will blow up the divorce office immediately.

108, you don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick.

109, don't pray for the comfort of life, but pray for yourself to become stronger.

1 10, men can't be heroes without color, and women can't laugh without spending money.

1 1 1. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll count myself a hooligan!

1 12, people's eyes have 576 million pixels, but they can't understand people's hearts after all.

1 13, among the easiest things in the world, delaying time is the least laborious.

1 14, brain club, money brings people; You can be expensive or free.

1 15, I will try my best to realize my dream, so as to make up for the cow that I boasted when I was a child.

1 16, I have a dream since I was a child that everyone in China would give me a dollar.

1 17, if God doesn't make beauty, then I love you so much that God breaks my heart.

1 18, during the military training, give Jam Hsiao incense and invite him to give a concert in JIAOZHOU!

1 19, I heard that marriage is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married, it's my treat!

120, like a person but dare not confess to him, and will eventually be taken away by others.