It’s funny to talk about gaining weight

1. Talk about the humorous feelings of gaining weight

1. Your shortness is lifelong, but my fatness is temporary.

2. Although I am fat, I am very happy to be the bridesmaid for the last time.

3. Unknowingly, I am greedy and gain weight again.

4. People are stunned because they are fat, but I am angry because I am thin.

5. My sister glanced at me and said, "Don't let me hear you."

6. Looked in the mirror, touched my hair and said, "Grow up quickly, grow up quickly." ."

7. Thanks to me being fat, I can squeeze my belly when I'm sad.

8. I want to become thin and light up all the obscene fat people.

9. Everyone says I am fat, but in fact I am just not obviously thin.

10. It’s not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

2. Funny sentences to describe yourself as fat

1. The greatest happiness of a fat person is that no matter how fat you are after eating too much, you will still be a fat person.

2. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, but people who are really fat have already become numb.

3. All bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, not having a partner, and lack of money.

4. My face is so fat that I still comfort myself, hum, it’s not like I haven’t lost weight before.

5. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has an ulterior purpose.

6. There is nothing wrong with being fat, at least it can warm other people.

7. While feeling that my face is too fat, I eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat.

8. In this era of individuality, I would rather be fat and delicate. Don't be too thin.

9. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

10. The only reason why I am fat is that my body is too small to accommodate my full personality