A scary and funny joke about Patrick, let’s go catch jellyfish

A family on the beach tragically lost their son. The five-year-old boy was swept away by the waves at the beach and never came back. The family was devastated and the body could not be recovered. The mother cried for three days facing the sea, while the father was silent facing the rolling sea. According to local customs, for those who died unexpectedly, they should consult a spiritual medium on the first seven days to let the dead person possess them and tell them their last words and wishes, so that the family can complete them so that they can leave with peace of mind. The family followed custom and invited a seventy-year-old spiritual medium on the first seven days to possess the spirit and vent the resentment and last words of the dead child. But there is a big problem, there is no body. The boy's body was not found, so the parents had to find some of the boy's clothes and put them in the coffin to make a burial mound. The psychic looked at the clothes in the coffin and said, your child's soul was thrown into the sea with the body. It may be difficult for these clothes to successfully possess his soul. The family member cried bitterly again, saying that they just wanted to hear the child's last wish, so that he could feel at ease. The medium waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I will help you retrieve the body today." After saying this, the medium bit his finger and used blood to wipe it. The boy drew a talisman on his clothes and then stared at the parents and said, "The sea is unfathomable. Countless people die in the sea every year. I can only rely on these clothes to strengthen the connection between me and your child. Can I find your child?" The soul just depends on luck and..." The parents did not dare to show their anger and waited for the psychic to continue. The psychic continued, "And there are not only dead people but also many unknown things in the sea, so if anything goes wrong after recovery, kill me immediately. Don't hesitate. "My parents were both moved and scared. It turned out that the medium had blocked his life this time. The two parents also knelt on the ground and thanked them repeatedly. After saying that, the medium closed his eyes and muttered ancient spells. After a moment, he suddenly opened his eyes in anger and collapsed to the ground. It was the first time that family saw the scene of a person slumping with his eyes open. The atmosphere was so majestic that the scene was completely silent for one second, two seconds, three seconds, four seconds and five seconds... The medium's body suddenly began to shake violently. The hearts of those present were tense. I remembered what the psychic said before, "And there are not only dead people but also many unknown things in the sea, so if anything goes wrong behind you, kill me immediately and don't hesitate." What are the unknown things? Monsters, beasts, evil spirits, or... One second, two seconds, three seconds, four seconds, five seconds... The psychic trembled for five seconds and then suddenly sat up from the ground. He opened his eyes wide and pressed the people present. The boy's father raised the shotgun and aimed it. The medium was ready to pull the trigger at any time. The mother covered her mouth to prevent herself from shouting. Tears were already flowing down her cheeks. The medium suddenly spoke and the high-pitched and sharp voice broke the silence of the scene. Let's go catch jellyfish. Come on~~~! !