There is going to be a cross talk at the university welcome party, please ask for cross talk from relevant college students.

A: Thank you, thank you very much for the sparse applause (expression, salute) we received as soon as we came on stage

B: Thank you (salute)

B: ( Smiling to A) Did you notice? There are quite a lot of audience today.

A: Oh, that’s right.

B: Did you see that all the students from Class X and Class X are here?

A: (Excited) Yes, I don’t usually come so neatly in class!

B: (Excited) I am very happy to perform here tonight. Please support me, I am a newbie.

A: Oh, I have to introduce it to you. This is my partner, classmate, and best friend. What's your name?

B: (sighing) Still a friend. XX

A: Yes. XX, an excellent cross talk actor, our XX department is an outstanding talent...

B: Oh, don’t, don’t, don’t… I am still very lacking in front of A. As we all know, you are the talented person in our department.

A: From now on, you will be the talented person in our department...

B: What about you?...

A: I already know the whole hospital.

B: (helpless) So humble...

A: We are here today to share college life with you.

B: Yes. First, share how you picked up girls last night...

A: I only know how to make tea!

B: Make scented tea! Last night I saw you holding a rose under Building X Wait. He was still singing: "I am conquered by you and cut off all escape routes..."

A: (Hurrying to stop B) Since you have seen it all, I will tell you that last night, I I made an appointment with a girl...

B: (Eagerly interjecting) How is it?

A: (Seemingly mysterious, whispering) Half the battle is done...

B: What do you mean?

A: I went there but not...

B: It doesn't matter...isn't it just embarrassing?

A: I He is an emotionally dedicated person.

B: (Surprised) You are very dedicated to every lady.

A: I am fighting a protracted war and believe that true love only happens once.

B: Then I am fighting guerrilla warfare. If this one doesn't work, replace it with that one. (Being cool and unrestrained)

A: (Contempt) What kind of virtue?! A man like you becomes a beast when you take off your clothes.

B: (Speechless) What about putting on clothes?

A: Dressed like a beast...

B: (Speechless for a moment) One sentence is worth ten years of reading. ah.

A: Contrary to you... Well, I am so good and no one loves me. You said... (B: I know, A: I have very low requirements...) Yes, I have very low requirements for my girlfriend. There are only two points: first, she is a woman...

B: Nonsense! What about the second one?

A: She must be alive...

B: This requirement is quite low...

A: Let’s not talk about feelings, love is not everything we have...

B: Learning is our real career.

A: In terms of learning, XX is our role model.

B: (Hands over proudly) Prize, prize, prize...

A: A man who can bring peace to the world with his arms, and a man who can mount a horse to make a difference!

B: ( Action) What about me...

A: You won’t be caught cheating in the exam, but you can get a scholarship in the end.

B: Hey, hey, how can you speak?!

A: Well, I praise you! XX has given me a lot of help in my studies. I used to be the last in the class...

B: What now?

A: I have risen to the second from the bottom~

B: I have the credit Not small.

A: Hey, who is the last one now?

B: (seems to be sighing) It’s me~

A: It doesn’t matter, my brother There is a difference between the two who is last.

B: XX, actually I am motivated, but I always fail in exams.

Tell me, how can I not die?

A: How can I not die? If I know, I will not die.

B: Yes, you die too.

A: (Singing) In the summer of 2009, a teacher drew a circle on my test paper, a mythical rise...

B: Stop singing , our name is so bitter...

A: Failure is not terrible. The scary thing is that we have to pay the repair fee...

B: (Excited) We can't fall back. From now on, we must learn from each other and work harder...

A: Work harder to pay off. Okay, let’s just learn from each other. We are the second to last...

B; From now on, we must be determined to be teapots!

A: It's Honghu, right?

B: Our teapot is red.

A: That’s right.

B: Uh~ But...as a friend, I still have to point out your shortcomings in order to improve you~

A: Hey, I also have something to remind you.

B: Hey, isn't this one time? He was the lead singer of our class in the school singing competition...

A: This is a compliment to me...

B : But he sang out of tune...

A: But...yes, the classmates still followed me and went out of tune... This fully demonstrates my leadership skills in our class...

B: He is the monitor of our class...

A: He is also the life committee member.

B: As the monitor, you should care about your classmates.

A: I care...

B: Why do you care? Oh, stop crying, isn’t it just a breakup?

A: Yes...

B: Life is still very beautiful...

A: That's what you said...

B: Doesn't he want you?

A: Yes..

B: Come with me~

A: (Absent for a moment) Is that what I said?

B: What I mean is that you must really care about your classmates, like me, who is a competent sports committee member.

A: Well, he has won many honors for our class. Yesterday's football match, the whole game was still deadlocked at 0-0. At the critical moment with only 0.1 seconds left in the game, XX took a shot. The kick was quick and accurate, and he kicked the ball into his own... The goal...

B: My shot missed...

A: Yes, it must have missed...it missed 180 degrees.

B: But in essence, that kick is still very good, and many spectators clapped their hands well...

A: You are talking about the other party's cheerleading team...

B: Please save some face for me in front of so many junior students!

A: Love vanity... Some college students now have this problem... For example, When you see someone who is one or two terms higher than you, you must call him "senior", otherwise he will ignore you...

B: That's true, I have suffered a little loss like this. Come down from area A to find the second teacher.

A: Isn’t this right there?

B: You just came in as a freshman, don’t you know? No, I’ll ask the freshmen and sophomores... (turning to A) Excuse me...

A: I don’t know.

B: There is no other way, so I asked the first and third graders, “Where is the second teacher?”

A:…………..

B: I couldn't find it after a day of searching.

A: You can’t find it even if you look for it for half a year. The reason why I didn’t call the senior.

B: Actually, we all should help each other, and the senior sister should take care of the junior brother...

A: The senior brother should take care of the junior sister. (Coming off the stage) Hello, junior sister...

B: Those who are in love should pay attention to making progress and encouragement together, and don't play games.

A: I can't...bring it back during the day and take it out at night...say goodbye in a few days. Be responsible and treat it sincerely.

B: I often contact my parents. In fact, they miss you very much...

A: Oh, that’s right.

Don't imitate me. I received a letter from my father this morning. I felt very ashamed...

B: Listen...

A: Dear son, you have not contacted your family for a long time. Yes, today I was reminded by my neighbor that I still have a son like you in Suining. Come back soon, we miss you.

B: Thanks to this neighbor.

A: Finally, I would like to remind everyone. Don't catch a cold when influenza A attacks.

B: Love hygiene, ventilate and wash hands frequently...

A: Washing makes you healthier.

B: I wish you all good health.

A: Good things come in pairs.

B: Academically successful.

A: The career is promising.

B: Happy marriage.

A: Give birth to a son early. Let’s say it’s far away, right?