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Talking about late-night humor

First, some people, once they miss it, are really thankful that gongs and drums are loud and firecrackers are ringing.

Second, what do you mean, do not hesitate to die? Is to be angry 10 thousand times a day, but still don't give up.

Third, God is fair, giving you an ugly appearance and a low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

Suitable for funny talk at night, humorous and funny, so that you can have fun before going to bed!

Fourth, eat enough and go to bed early. Don't stay up because you are ugly.

Marry a woman like me. Although it is not beautiful or beautiful, it is enough to make you lose everything.

6. If a girl walks in an ancient street now and is dragged back by the emperor to serve her bed and wash her face at night, will she be convicted of bullying the monarch and so on?

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Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake.

Eight, don't be depressed, although you have never taken a trip away, at least one person said you were fat!

Nine, parents now let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line.

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I finally know why people choose a good day to get married, because there is no good day after marriage.

Eleven, the feeling of taking the courier is like reuniting with the long-lost flesh and blood, but often after opening it, I find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door.

Twelve, grow so big, did not learn other skills, mastered a specialty, can sleep without sleeping pills during the day, and can be excited without stimulants at night.

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Thirteen, all things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can accompany you to eat more.

14. Every day, I am in a state where my heart is willing but my strength is insufficient, and my heart is willing but my strength is insufficient.

Fifteen, bought a new mobile phone, facial recognition unlock screen. Sometimes the failure of unlocking tells me that the face matching is unsuccessful, and I can accept it. Sometimes it is too much to say that no face is detected!