What's the interesting reply to the next sentence "Tell me when I'm cheap"?

Here are some interesting answers to "Tell me what I got":

1. Take advantage and tell you well. I really don't know how to say hello.

It seems that I have to settle accounts with you.

It's unkind of you to buy a bargain and make a good deal.

Don't you know it's immoral to cheat when you get cheap?

5. Cheating while taking advantage is really speechless.

6. You were really cheeky when you got a bargain.

It seems that you need to learn some lessons, if you cheat, even if you get a bargain.

8. Why are you so annoying when you take advantage of it and tell a good girl?

9. Being a fool when you are cheap is really fearless.

10. Why are you so shameless when you are cheap?

These replies are ironic or critical, but the specific choice of which reply needs to be judged according to the specific situation.