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Make your wife happy.

1, as long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately. Let's go together, we can't carry the luggage with one hand. I am your left hand from now on. As long as I'm with you, I don't care what the cost is. I miss you very much at the moment. Please take care of yourself for me. Nothing special, just want to hear your voice. If you don't love me, I will protect you all my life. 7. Although I don't know where you are, I know you will always be in my heart. 8. The person who can marry you must be very happy. 9. You are my first and last love. 10. No matter what happens in the future, you are still my favorite person. 1 1, how nice it is to meet now! 12, I have never been a woman who taught me so deeply like you. 13, you will always be the most elegant, special and charming in my heart. I promise you anything. 15. Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you. 16, you have been crying for hours now, and I have to live a few months less. Honey, I'm in front of you. But it can be redeemed. Because if you laugh for a minute, I'll live another day. 17, I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive me. 18, my world is only understood by you. 19, I came into my life and I have been preparing for you all my life. 20. I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you all my life. 2 1, as long as I love you and can be happy, I want nothing more. I will never make a promise to any woman, and I will never do what I will do for you. How different you are in my heart! I love you, please believe me, I can't guarantee that I am the best, but I will try to do better. 24. Because I know I can't live without you, I will cherish it even more. I promise I won't let anyone hurt you, including myself, believe me! I will give you happiness. 26. You are the only one for me. 27. I was wrong. As long as there is a contradiction between us, it's all my fault. 28. I won't allow you to cry, because if you still cry when I am around, it will prove that I am useless. What else do you want me to do? ! 29. I don't allow you to do manual labor. Why are you so tired when I'm here? Wipe my sweat and pour me water! I won't allow you to sleep later than me. I'm an owl, but I don't want a panda eye GF the next day! 3 1, I don't allow you to drink, not to stop you from drinking, but to drink less, too much will hurt your health! I won't allow you not to trust me. I will do everything I promised, said and promised you! I won't allow you to ignore me. You are so important in my heart. I would be uncomfortable without you. Don't torture me, okay? 34. I don't allow you to wash with cold water, because women are feminine and cold water will increase Yin Qi, so be sure to use warm water! I won't allow you not to eat. Man is iron rice steel, and body is the capital of revolution. I don't want you to die before me! I won't allow you to get up earlier than me. Don't talk nonsense, let you sleep, get up and eat my breakfast when you are full! I won't allow you to go alone at night, because I will never let you go alone! I won't allow you to be jealous and joking. I am too single-minded. If I look at other girls in front of you, I'll chop myself up! 39. I don't allow you to stay up late for the same reason as the second one. Health is the capital of revolution. I don't want you to die before me! I won't allow you to bicker with me. You can only win if I let you win. Up to now, you have bickered with girls except what I told you, otherwise no one can beat me! 4 1, I won't allow you to be lonely, my love and thoughts will always be with you, and you won't feel lonely with them! 42. I won't allow you to swear. There is no reason. It's just a personal opinion, which will affect your image. It's up to you 43. I won't allow you to peel apples. I'm afraid of blood, so I won't let your blood come out. Maybe! I won't allow you to hurt your hand. The most beautiful thing for girls is their hands except their faces. You should take care of it! I won't allow you to be weak. You must be very tough. If I am so disobedient, you have to control me! 46. I won't allow you to be elegant and tepid. Put on more clothes. You will catch a cold in cold weather. No matter how you dress up, you are the most beautiful in my eyes! 47. I won't allow you to be angry. You will be very happy with me. Even if the sky falls, I will make you laugh first! 48. I won't allow you to rain without an umbrella. Although women are made of water, they will catch a cold when they are wet, and I will feel distressed! 49. I don't allow you to be the happiest, because with you, I am already the happiest in the world, so you can only rank second! 50. I won't allow you not to talk, baby. We also need to communicate. Even if I apologize unilaterally, you should give some face and say "forgive you!" " 5 1, I won't allow you to scare me, I'm timid, don't scare me with anything, I'll be afraid! I won't allow you to "run away" from me. My best result in running 50 meters is 6. Six seconds, a normal girl should not run away from me. You can't be serious! I won't allow you to hit me. Do not hit me. Your hand will be very painful. I'm very resistant to beating! I won't allow you to lose weight. My love has nothing to do with your weight. You must firmly believe that no matter what you become, I love you! I won't allow you to be confused, little fool. Don't doubt whether I love you or not! I won't allow you to go far away without telling me, or I'll go crazy! I won't allow you to shout at me. Save it. Doesn't your throat hurt? It still hurts to shout it out! I won't allow you to cross the road alone. Now the driver is very fierce. I will hold your hand and send you safely to the other side! I won't allow you to be disobedient. If you ask me why I forced you to go to the hospital, I will only answer: "Because you are mine!" " I won't allow you to haggle over every ounce. Being a woman needs to be open-minded and broad-minded in order to be happy and obedient! Make your wife happy. Second sentence 1. The mountain is coming down, and I blocked it. When the tiger comes, I block it; When the money comes, you enjoy it; Beauty comes, you enjoy it; Love is coming, let's go together! 2. Love and not love always make people feel so unusual. You can't leave if you don't love me. Love or not, look at yourself. This is my love! Please come and love! 3. Think of you when you are lonely; Want to hug you when harvesting; I want to pounce on you if I succeed; I want to kiss you when I am excited. Everything is in these four words: I love you very much! When the first breeze blows to me in the morning, my love will come to you, remember! My love will always be with you! I never regret loving you. I will miss you forever. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. You can't learn if you forget. A little pig is intoxicated in the mobile phone! 6. Lock your name and figure in my heart. The more I want to escape, the more I can't escape my feelings. I can't help telling you that I really love you. 7, wife, I miss you, send text messages to harass you, I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don't know where it is at this time, so I have to keep it in my heart! 8. Being missed is a kind of happiness, loving others is a kind of pain and happiness, and there is sweetness in bitterness! Everything starts with emotion. Miss you! I miss you forever! 9. Everyone says that the stars are beautiful, but they are fleeting. Then, I want to be a meteor across the sky. Waiting for you, let's make a wish. I would like to be your meteor! 10. My affection for you is a sunflower that grows every day. Even if it is blown away by the ruthless cold wind, the roots deeply rooted in the heart will nourish it and thrive. 1 1, the lover's heart is always made of glass! String thoughts into wind chimes to spread your heart, fold blessings into paper cranes to release love news, and turn love into spring breeze to hug you tightly. 12, dear wife, do you still remember the happy times when we were young? I haven't sent you flowers for a long time. You've been working hard for your family. I came to send you a bunch of flowers by text message. Honey, you have worked hard! 13, I'm not sure about your vision. Without your bright eyes, I will wither; Without the beautiful image of you smiling at me, I will fall. Dear, you are my eternal attachment. 14, before marriage, you drink coke, I drink milk, I eat radish, you eat cabbage, you like to go to the mall, I am willing to go shopping; Drink cola and eat cabbage after marriage, and accompany you to the mall several times a day; Change for you, love me and love me! 15, wife, I haven't seen you all day, the sky, clouds and sunshine are so blank; My weekend alone is always full of faint loneliness. Fortunately, I downloaded a map of your city, which can draw this feeling of missing! 16, maybe there are too many things I don't understand, maybe it's my fault, maybe everything has been slowly missed, but I still look forward to your understanding and concern! 17, you seem angry, and I feel bad! If I make this mistake, I hope you can forgive me! If I can't forgive myself, I can't forgive myself 18, I will never make you angry again. I promise to make you happy when you are unhappy and never spoil your fun when you are happy. You told me to go to the east, and I will never go to the west. You told me to go to heaven, and I will never go down. Please forgive me. 19, baby, I can't see your news or hear your voice. It's so quiet. My heart is crying, I can't live without you, because you are already a part of me! 20. Some people say that time is a knife and everything will be cut off by it, including family ties; I said that time is a filter, filtering out all shortcomings except my missing you. Forgive me, okay? 2 1, because of my impulse, I did what I regret most in my life. Now, I really want to tell you: I am sorry! 22. It's been many, many seconds, don't take it to heart! What do you want me to do to forgive me? 23. Forget all the unpleasantness. We will always be friends, right? I'm sorry, I can't help thinking about you. I can't let myself forget you. I can't live without you in my heart, so I will continue to bother you. 25. I know there are too many things I don't understand. I know I often worry you. I know I often make you angry. I want to tell you that I look forward to your understanding and concern. 26. confession: I tried to commit suicide with tofu and hang myself with noodles, but they all failed. What should I do? 27. If I am strong and willful, I will accidentally hurt you. Can you gently remind me? Although I am too anxious, I am more afraid of missing you. Love really needs courage! 28. Maybe it's fate. None of us wanted to hurt the last person, but it happened. I believe you because I love you. Let's cherish each other! 29. Excuse me! Excuse me! I was wrong! It doesn't matter! I surrender! I can't hold it any longer! Forgive me! It is a fact that I once loved you. It's true that I still love you. Once painful, it is true; This is still painful and real. Come back, I love you! 3 1, don't be angry, wife. I will listen to you in the future. I won't talk back to you, I will wash clothes, I will cook, I will mop the floor, I will earn money, and I will take care of it when I earn it. Smile! 32. either say it or keep it in your heart, it's you anyway. Care for each other and miss each other. You don't have to meet every day, but what will last forever is your concern: take care, dear. 33. Have you ever tasted the feeling of missing someone? It's like drinking the water from the Arctic Ocean and then tearing your heart out for days. Niagara Falls is my tears. 34. At night, facing the lonely lamp, I fell into an indescribable yearning. When I really can't get rid of it, I wander on the beach and grass where we are walking, calling you to the stars and the moon! 35. I only have two days, one is born and the other is dead. I only have two days, one is hope and the other is despair. I only have two days, one to love you and the other to love you! Loving you is the most important thing in my day. Thinking of you is the happiest thing in my day. Seeing you is the happiest thing in my day. I love you, miss you and meet you, which is what I want to do all my life. 37. Weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day today, and my crazy mood will be reduced by five degrees in the afternoon. Affected by this depression, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you. 38. The wind floats with the clouds, and the water flows with the fish. The season has a golden smile, and the years hold a promise. I hold you happily. Hug Happy Valentine's Day, dear, love you to death. 39. Work is stressful every day. You can do your work beautifully by commuting on time. Honey, I will support you no matter how hard and tired you are. Do a good job! 40. I set up a boat of love in the long river of years to take you to a deeper place of happiness. Let the sincere vows make a ripple of happiness and accompany us to the future: I love you forever.