Two jokes about "providing for the aged" and "raising pigs"

Last night, a friend sent a video in which two jokes were shared by telling stories. On this basis, I add some oil and vinegar to provide dinner for readers.

Duanzi 1:

In order to strengthen citizens' moral construction, promote good family style, promote family harmony, and improve the quality and civilization of local residents, a county has carried out the selection activity of "model filial daughter-in-law in Haojiafeng County of China".

Among them, a village woman served her father carefully for 30 years and was rated as one of the top ten pacesetters. His father-in-law was over 90 years old. He was a public official in his early years and had a retirement salary. After retirement, he returned to his hometown to support the elderly.

At the end of June, a commendation meeting was held on the eve of the first anniversary of the implementation of the Outline of Citizen Moral Construction. The winners wore red ribbons and held flowers, and the scene was full of gongs and drums.

Read out the list of winners and leaders' speeches.

According to the agenda, all the top ten pacesetters should give their acceptance speeches. It was the turn of the village woman to speak, and she said this:

After that, there was an uproar. Some people want to laugh, but they can't be rude on this occasion, they can only cover their mouths.

The second part:

Uncle Li is over 80 years old, childless, and his wife has passed away. He is a typical "empty nest" old man.

Over eighty, self-care ability is getting worse and worse, and it is inconvenient to move.

The former old comrade-in-arms was warm-hearted and found a widowed 60-year-old rural woman as a domestic nanny through the domestic market.

The old lady is quick with her hands and feet, and she is also a good hand at housework. She keeps the house in good order and serves Uncle Li comfortably.

One to two, the two old people developed feelings. Those comrades-in-arms began to set each other up, and a pornographic relationship was completed.

The identity is different, the role is different, and the old lady no longer waits on her carefully. As the saying goes, trees have many old roots and people have many old sayings. After all, Uncle Li is old, his physical function is getting worse and worse, and his actions are slow. He often asks questions and forgets things. If you are ill, you will inevitably stay in bed. The old lady is not young either. She works day after day to buy food, and sometimes she has to carry excrement and urine, which will lead to complaints.

Uncle Li thought, you eat my rice and drink my wine, and you talk so much. In addition, Uncle Li was a soldier when he was young, and his temper was impatient. When he was ill, he was in a bad mood. Therefore, when the old lady kept nagging, Uncle Li often replied, saying hurtful things and shaking his face.

Before getting married, we were polite to each other, but I didn't expect to have bad blood after getting married. The contradiction intensified in this way. With such repeated attacks, it is more and more difficult to untie the knot.

Uncle Li's old comrade-in-arms appeared again and began to do the old lady's ideological work in turn.

Old comrade-in-arms: "Lao Li is an old revolution. You should be honored to take care of old comrades! " "

Old lady: "It's annoying to pour shit and urine every day." You feel honored, you come to honor? "

Old comrade-in-arms: "Lao Li has three gunshot wounds."

Old lady: "What does that have to do with me?"

Old comrade-in-arms: "That was left when we fought in Taiyuan."

Old lady: "Then go to Taiyuan for treatment!" " "

Uncle Li's old comrades-in-arms do ideological work seriously, but the old lady just won't go in with oil and salt and won't listen. The old comrades tried their best to do anything for Lao Li at the critical moment, and moved out all the effective working methods in the past, only playing cotton for their fists.

At this time, Aunt Wang next door appeared.

Aunt Wang was also in the countryside in her early years, and later she went to the city by chance. Seeing that his uncle couldn't rest when he was coming to the end of his life, and listening to a lot of gossip, he began to feel wronged for Uncle Li. Aunt Wang found the old lady and said:

"Sister, have you ever fed pigs?"

The old lady came from the countryside and blurted out, "Hello. Rural people, who hasn't fed pigs? "

Aunt Wang: "How much does it cost to feed pigs a year?"

Old lady: "A few hundred dollars."

Aunt Wang continued: "Sister, I'll settle an account with you. In our countryside, a pig can earn several hundred yuan a year. Look at Uncle Li, a retired cadre. One month 18000, 600 a day, that is, two little pigs. This is money! How much is it for more than a year? How much is it a month? Have you thought about it? "

When the old lady heard this, she woke up like a dream, patted her thigh and immediately said, "Stop it, sister, I understand."

As soon as the mentality changes, the action changes immediately.

As a result, the old lady and uncle Li got back together.

Some insights:

-doing ideological work and preaching the truth, sometimes it's just casting pearls before swine and tickling. It is necessary to combine solving ideological problems with solving practical problems, adapt to the ideological characteristics and psychological behavior laws of the object, and respond to the concerns of the object.

-Both paragraphs compare "providing for the aged" to "raising pigs", which is an economic account and just a personal abacus. Although the purpose of reversing behavior can be achieved through persuasion, the motivation of its behavior is stimulated by material factors such as "beef" and "bread", and the effect is often not lasting.

-the elderly in the two paragraphs have a lot of pensions. Compared with specific objects, its value is higher than the demands of these objects, so it has a certain stimulating effect on the other party's behavior motivation. Assuming that the elderly with low income, especially those with no or little pension in rural areas, or although they have a lot of income, the target price is not low, this method is ineffective and not enough to learn.

-the specific object in the two paragraphs is "village women", which is suspected of not showing her face. To some extent, it underestimates the level of public order and good customs in rural areas, and it is also a misunderstanding and distortion of the overall family virtues in rural areas.