Talk about Shuang 1 1

One month after "1" and "Double Eleven", the soil content in China dropped sharply, because a group of new species called soil-eating girls appeared. Sorry, my father is a big eater and can chew a brick.

2, the only shopping cart of Double Eleven, the picture was cut off, so it's time to make money.

My wife is a very housekeeping woman. On the night before the Double Eleven every year, she goes to bed early after dinner. However, I haven't woken up since I slept this year. I'm a little worried. Did you take too many sleeping pills?

It's good to be a bachelor. There is also a festival that most people can't celebrate yet.

Come to me silently and marry me, so that neither of us is single and both are happy.

6. Double 1 1 Eve: "Double 1 1 is coming soon! I picked up my hand in advance, hahahahahahahahahaha! " Double 1 1 Day: "Where's my hand? Where are my hands? Forget it, press the password with your chin first! "

7. What car is easy to overload and will cause serious losses, but the law does not prohibit it? God replied: shopping cart!

8. Other people's younger brother is handsome and rich, while my younger brother … my younger brother can't be described as handsome and rich for a long time. It's a male god, a male god, you know? I hope my brother can send me a red envelope when he sees this circle of friends. After all, the double eleven has arrived. ...

9. Double 1 1 Chop hands over ... After this time, I will clean up the cupboard and return the things to the blood!