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Is the story of the disabled crab true?

Disabled crab

Small crabs walk rampantly and like to fight with others, which often leads to lack of arms and legs. Mother crab repeatedly reminded him to pay attention to safety. He said casually, "What are you afraid of? Anyway, I have a regeneration function, and I can break it as I want! "

To the little crab's surprise, when he broke his paw again, the new paw didn't grow. Nothing is convenient to do without claws. The mother crab was very anxious, so she took the little crab to Dr. Tortoise for help.

After diagnosis, Dr. Gui found with regret that due to frequent regeneration, the regeneration function of small crabs declined, and there was no way to grow new limbs.

"How did that happen? I don't want to be a disabled crab. Whoops ... "The little crab knew that she was afraid and began to cry.

Mother crab looks in her eyes and hurts in her heart. She repeatedly begged, "doctor, please help my child!" " ! No matter how much it costs, I am willing. "

Dr. tortoise said awkwardly, "there is a way, and that is to transplant him with a chelate." However, who wants to endure the pain of broken claws? "

"Use mine!" The eager mother crab said without hesitation.

At the insistence of the mother crab, Dr. Gui successfully put her claws on the little crab. Then, Dr. Turtle made a prescription and told him, "You should take medicine on time in the future to avoid rejection, so as to ensure that the transplanted chelate grows firmly on you."

Because the medicine prescribed by Dr. Turtle is bitter and unpalatable, the little crab often eats less and doesn't tell her mother. Slowly, he found that even if he took less medicine, the transplanted chelate could move normally. As a result, he got bold and simply didn't take medicine or even eat it.

However, what should come will come sooner or later. On this day, the little crab found that the transplanted paw suddenly stopped moving. Mother crab quickly took him to Dr. Tortoise for help. After the examination, Dr. Gui said bitterly, "You, you wasted your mother's pliers!" " "

Mother crab anxiously stretched out her new pliers, pulling Dr. Tortoise and pleading, "Doctor, please reattach my pliers to him!" " "

"It's no use. His body is no longer suitable for transplantation! " Dr. tortoise shook his head and left.

Fear and regret, the little crab sat on the ground and cried. But what's the use of crying? He is doomed to die alone. (Shenzhen Youth Daily)

Mosquito killer

The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and more and more mosquitoes buzz into residential areas, and they sting when they meet people.

The residents were disturbed. When they heard that toads, geckos and bats were good at killing mosquitoes, they were invited soon. Toads, geckos and bats are really good at killing mosquitoes, and they soon killed a large number of mosquitoes. The mosquitoes that survived were afraid and hid in the dark corner, even afraid to go out.

The life of the residents has returned to calm. Everyone is very grateful to toad, gecko and bat. As soon as they meet, they are always regarded as mosquito killers.

After listening to too many praises, toad couldn't help feeling smug. He raised his head high and said to his partner, "Do you see how the residents treat me with respect? They must respect us very much because of my skills. "

"With you little Kobe, my ability to fly over the eaves is much worse." Gecko said disdainfully.

"No one can compare with me." The bat joined the argument. "If I hadn't flown around in the air and driven mosquitoes to your side, you wouldn't have caught mosquito hairs."

"I am the best!" "My ability is the highest!" "I'm the best of the best!"

None of the three partners obeyed, and they quarreled endlessly. Finally, they agreed that everyone should take turns on duty and compare skills.

After the news reached the ears of mosquitoes, they were very happy and came up with countermeasures: when toad was on duty, they flew very high, so that toad could not jump them; When the gecko is on duty, they stay away from the wall and let the gecko lie on the wall in a hurry; When bats are on duty, they fly low or crawl to avoid attacks.

As a result, three days later, the residents were tortured by mosquitoes. They found it strange that they didn't know about the competition agreed by toad, gecko and bat until they asked.

"Three anti-mosquito experts," the residents begged again and again, "each of you has your own characteristics. At the same time, we invite you to come here, hoping that you can work together and give full play to your respective advantages to deal with hateful mosquitoes and make them have no chance. "

Toads, geckos and bats are ashamed to look at the residents suffering from mosquitoes and savor the words of the residents. Since then, they no longer claim to be masters of mosquito control, but work together to deal with the same enemy. The life of the residents will be restored to its former tranquility.

Why can't ostriches fly?

A wild goose, while traveling, found that ostriches could not fly. The wild goose has never seen a bird that can't fly. She asked the ostrich in surprise, "As a bird, how can it not fly?"

The ostrich asked with a smile, "Before answering this question, please tell me why you must fly like a bird?"

The wild goose thought for a moment and said, "Flying in the air can avoid obstacles such as grass and trees, move in a straight line, and get to the destination faster."

The ostrich pointed to the endless desert and replied, "Most of the places where we ostriches live are open grasslands and deserts. There are not many obstacles on the ground, so we can move in a straight line without flying. "

The geese added: "Flying can effectively avoid the enemy and protect their own safety."

The ostrich retorted, "Our ostrich has a strong body to protect itself. Its thick legs can even kill lions and leopards, so it doesn't need to fly."

The geese went on to say, "Flying can better find and find food."

"On the contrary, if we had flown over this empty desert instead of looking for food on the ground, our ostriches would have been extinct because of hunger."

"Well …" Goose couldn't think of any reason why other birds could fly, and was speechless.

"In addition, running on the ground has many incomparable advantages, such as saving physical strength and not being easy to expose yourself." The ostrich argued, "We can't fly because we choose to adapt to the environment, so whether we can fly is not the only criterion for testing birds."

"You're right! It seems that I have to travel more and increase my knowledge to reduce my prejudice. " Wild goose said shamefully.

The secret of the warehouse

Last year, the weather was good, and Bear's crops got a bumper harvest. In order to store food better, he asked Bear to help him build a warehouse.

In Bear's view, the new warehouse is big and strong, and everything is fine. The only fly in the ointment is that the warehouse is hung on four big stone piers, which wastes a lot of space. Bear thinks, if we close the hanging place, can't we put more things in it?

After the bear made up his mind, he surrounded the hanging place with bricks and stones without authorization, and the storage space was really much larger. He thought proudly: Who said that only the big bear is smart, and my little bear is smart!

Winter goes and spring comes. On this day, Little Bear suddenly found that his warehouse was damp, and the grain was not only moldy, but also covered with many bugs. Look at other people's warehouses. They are all dry and the food is well preserved.

Bear thinks that there must be quality problems in the warehouse built by Bear, so he angrily runs to ask Bear.

"All the warehouses I built are moisture-proof and durable. Why is there something wrong with yours? " Bear came to bear's house to check. He saw the problem at a glance and said, "Bear, there is something wrong with your warehouse. However, it was not caused by me, it was caused by you. "

"I caused it?" It's bear's turn to wonder.

"Yes!" Bear explained seriously: "The warehouse is built in the air for better ventilation, so that pests have nowhere to hide. Now, can you block such an important place without any problem? "

Hearing this, the bear was blindsided.

Feeling: Don't change what you are not good at, just like a bear, or you may plant bitter fruit.

Square small tree

As soon as a small tree grows out of the ground, it is found that the trunks of all trees are round.

"Everyone looks the same, it's so no personality. If I grow a square trunk, it will be very noticeable. Well, let's do it! " After making up his mind, Xiaoshu refused to listen to anyone's advice and insisted on making the trunk square.

"Wow, look, the trunk of this tree is actually square."

"Really, it's so interesting!"

People rushed to see the little tree after finding it looked different. When everyone pays so much attention to the small square tree, it feels very proud.

Over time, all the other small trees grow thick and strong, only the small square trees grow thin and small, and the big crown often weighs him out of breath. However, Xiao Fangshu did not take this matter to heart. He thought: As long as everyone likes it, what does it matter to be thinner and smaller?

The good times didn't last long, and one day a goat suddenly ran in the Woods. The young trees are afraid. They are all afraid that goats will hurt themselves. After looking around the trees, the goat aimed at the small square tree.

"Don't bite me, don't bite me, blare ..." The little tree was afraid and in pain, and could not help crying.

Fortunately, the goat was driven away by the owner who heard the news without a few bites. But the fate of Xiao Fang Shu did not end there.

The weather changed a lot that night, and there was a strong wind. The small square tree was blown to the east and west, and it was painful. He found that all the other small trees were safe and sound, so he asked strangely, "Guys, aren't you uncomfortable with such a strong wind?"

"Not bad!" Other small trees said disapprovingly, "What is this wind?"

Xiao Fangshu said with surprise and anger, "I was almost blown off by the wind, but you were fine." God is so unfair to me! "

"It's not that God is unfair to you, but that the square trunk is not suitable for us." The big tree, which has been earnestly exhorting the small tree, said bitterly.

In the past, the square little tree ignored his advice at all, but now the little tree who has suffered a lot is finally willing to calm down and listen to the big tree.

"Our trunk grows round for a reason: First, the round trunk can grow more pipes and screens, transport more water and nutrients, which is beneficial to our growth, so you are thinner than others; Second, the round trunk has the greatest supporting force, which can help us support the big crown. Your waist is almost bent because the trunk is square. Third, a round trunk can better prevent trauma. If the trunk is square, flat or has other edges and corners, it is more vulnerable to external impact. Just like why goats love to chew you, it's because you have a good figure. Now, we can let the wind pass along our round bodies with little influence. And you, because your trunk is square, the wind area is large, and the damage is even greater. Son, we grow into a circle to better adapt to the natural environment, and forced change comes at a price. "

After listening carefully to the big tree, the square sapling realized that the harm of the square trunk was so great that his intestines were almost regretful.

"Son, let's all help him!" Under the leadership of the big tree, the small tree lent a helping hand to help the small saplings in the square resist the strong wind.

After Xiao Fang's sapling survived, she made up her mind to make her trunk round no matter how difficult it was.

Reed and small tree

Reed and young tree are good friends.

One day, a strong wind suddenly blew in the sky, and the reed quickly bent down with the wind. Seeing his little tree standing upright in the wind, I quickly reminded him, "Dude, do as I do."

The little tree asked strangely, "Why should I be like you?"

"Only by moving with the wind like me can we avoid being hurt by the wind!" Reid said anxiously.

"Nothing, nothing." The little tree smiled faintly. "Our trees were born to withstand the wind and rain."

"Huhuhu ..." The wind is getting stronger and stronger, the reeds bend lower, and the young trees are still biting their teeth against the wind.

The wind was so strong that even if the young trees tried to resist, they were knocked to the ground. Not only do branches break, leaves fall, but the body also makes a harsh "creak" sound from time to time. But when a gust of wind passed, he immediately stood up and straightened his back.

"Dude, why do you bother?" Reed pleaded, "You can only ask for it if you do this!"

"No …" gasped the little tree. "Although I may be injured or even die, only in this way will my bones become harder and I may grow into a tree."

"Well, I see." Reed said with tears, "although I can't be like you, I will cheer for you!" " Come on, man. "

Feeling:

How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? The reason why a young tree can grow into a big tree is that he dares to face and fight against difficulties. ("New Boy")

Tropical fruit tree

After a long journey, a temperate animal tour group finally came to visit the tropical rain forest. Here, tourists have tasted many fruits that they have never seen or eaten before, such as pineapple, dragon fruit, mangosteen, durian and rambutan. These fruits are delicious, and everyone likes them.

Before leaving the rainforest, the little monkey suggested, "Guys, since we all like to eat fruit here, we might as well bring some fruit seedlings home to plant!" " "

"good! Ok! " All the tourists agreed and said, "In this way, we can also eat these delicious fruits in our hometown."

So, every passenger brought back a large bundle of fruit seedlings, carefully planted them in their own fields, and then carefully watered and fertilized them. However, with the passage of time, the seedlings they planted died and withered, and the seedlings that finally grew up never blossomed and bore fruit.

After many consultations, the animals realized that this was caused by factors such as the inability of tropical crops to adapt to temperate climate.

Feeling: Think twice before you do anything. Running around blindly often leads to unexpected consequences.

Professional grower

I don't know what happened, but the animals actually quarreled about this forest. I saw the little squirrel jumping around in the canopy, screaming, "I planted pine trees in the forest." Thanks to me, this forest can grow so luxuriantly. "myna flew in and said loudly," I have planted many privet trees, and I am an expert in planting. "The little monkey scratched his head and said," I planted peach trees and apple trees. I am an expert in planting. "

Other small animals also say that they are planting rivals, and no one will let anyone. Finally, they decided to go to uncle elephant to judge. After listening to the little animals, Uncle Elephant smiled and said, "Tell me how you plant trees!" " "

Starling scrambled to say, "I ate Ligustrum lucidum in my stomach." Because the seeds can't be digested, they will be pulled into the ground with the feces, and then the privet tree will grow. "I heard that starling planted trees like this, and everyone couldn't help laughing. Starling also smiled shyly.

The little squirrel said, "I hid the pine cone underground and wanted to keep it for later use, but I couldn't find it." In spring, pine cones grow into pine trees. ""Ha ha ha ... "Everyone laughed again.

"I ... I also planted it unintentionally. I am not a planting expert. " The little monkey blushed.

This time, the little animals didn't laugh. They all say that they only plant trees by accident, not planting experts.

"no!" Uncle elephant said firmly, "children, you are all experts in planting." Although you planted trees by accident, our forest would not be so beautiful without your efforts. "

After listening to uncle elephant's words, the little animals laughed again, this time with great pride.

Beaver brothers dam

You cut down a tree, I hit a pile, you transport a brick, I fill in a blank piece of soil ... Beaver Together Brothers and Qi Xin worked together to build a solid dam.

In order to protect the dam, that is, to protect everyone's home, the beaver brothers decided through research that everyone would take turns to guard the dam and repair it as soon as problems were found.

At first, the beaver brothers were able to do what they were asked to do seriously and repair the dam firmly.

However, after a long time, the beaver brothers slowly stopped worrying about it.

On this day, Brother Beaver found a seepage place on the dam. It stands to reason that he should dive into the water, find the gap and repair it. But instead of doing this, he thought, "The second child will take over later and let him fix it."

After the second brother beaver came to take over, he found that the original seepage place of the dam had become a stream. It stands to reason that he should dive into the water, find the gap and repair it. But instead of doing so, he thought angrily, "The boss has gone too far in repairing water. Forget it, forget it, wait for the third child to take over and let him fix it. "

After the beaver brother came to take over, the small water column turned into a big water column and spewed out. It stands to reason that he should dive into the water, find the gap and repair it. But instead of doing so, he thought angrily, "They have gone too far in repairing water. Hum! They don't make up for me or make up for it. "

When Brother Beaver came to take over, the leaking gap became bigger. He simply turned a blind eye and lay on the shore in the sun.

In this way, the beaver brothers all expected others to repair the gap, and as a result, the gap became bigger and bigger, and finally the whole river bank was washed away by the flood.

Feelings: We all live in the same home. Only when Qi Xin works together and does its part can we build a better home. Otherwise, just like the beaver brothers, you count on me, I count on you, and everyone will suffer in the end.

Two land with dreams.

On the vast Gobi desert, there are two adjacent lands A and B, which are equally barren and barren, and both have the same dream, that is, to grow plants and become useful land.

One day, a gust of wind blew a piece of dust. Dust requires two pieces to accept itself. A said rudely, "Go, go, let's wait for the seeds to settle down. How can we bother you? "

Hearing this, the dust left sadly.

"Don't go!" B quickly stopped the dust and said, "Come to me. I am so old, it is not a problem to accommodate you. "

So the dust settled in the second place.

After a while, a camel passed by just to be convenient. A frowned and expelled, "Go for a walk. You put dirty and smelly feces on me. How can the seeds fall?"

The camel was angry and anxious, and didn't know what to do.

"Don't worry!" The second quickly comforted: "You can put it on me, I think the seed should not mind!" " "

So, the camel pulled a big pile of smelly excrement in the second place.

After a while, peels, scraps of paper and litter came to settle here one after another. Without exception, place A shuts them out, while place B accepts them with an open mind.

Looking forward to, waiting for, I don't know how long, finally two pieces of land ushered in a seed.

A's eyes lit up, and he longed to say, "dear seed, please come and live with me!" " "

The seed looked at land A, then at land B, shook his head and said, "Your land is too barren. I think it is more suitable for my growth. "

Say that finish, the seed happily ran to the second place. One by one to detain blindsided. Only then did he realize that what he had rejected in the past was actually integrated with his second child, which made him particularly plump.

Feelings: The second place accepted things that were burdensome to the first place, such as dust and excrement, which in turn enriched the second place. This is the truth of tolerance and greatness!