How to say humorously when getting wet?

The humorous expression of this sentence is as follows:

1, caught in the rain, seems to be a living billboard. The slogan can be: "Today's special, never discount the cool experience."

I am covered with rain, as if I were a walking aquarium. Come and see the exhibition of marine life.

3. After being caught in the rain, I became a superhero with super powers falling from the sky. Please have a private chat with someone in need.

4, it rains me, I am not afraid of rain, I am the darling of the rain god.

I was caught in the rain. Now the raindrops on me are the latest fashion elements. Welcome to my fashion exhibition.