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That's how I drag my personality. Tell me.

1, ride over the cliff and shoot Hu Yue with a bow.

2. Persistence in adversity and fear in prosperity.

3, I don't talk nonsense, how can I deserve your high-heeled black silk.

I don't like to rob other people's things all my life, and I won't let what I get.

If you don't like me, please donate your eyes to those in need.

6. I slept with someone I like. Ask me if you don't understand.

7. Don't be cool in front of my sister. Ten degrees below zero.

8. One day, I will let go of my present persistence and give up, and live a brand-new life with a little sadness.

9. You don't have to ask anyone about me. I am different from everyone, and my temper depends on everyone. I look like you.

10, I'm so blind and fall in love with you. I'm crazy, I'll like your dog!

1 1, not good at communication and not interested in getting to know you.

12, you are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

13, what is the heart? It is like a maze, thousands of miles away, there is no boat to cross people.

14, I used to be proud that no one bowed their heads, but later I learned to talk to different dogs.

15, my father drives a Ferrari and my mother drives a Maserati. I'm kidding.

16, you can burn me to death with a cup of boiling water or cold me with a cup of ice water, but you can't kill me with a cup of warm water. I want black and white, clean and tidy.

17, your human hero hasn't come yet. Take care of yourself.

18, I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

19, I won't lose my pride and bow to anyone. Even if I am an enemy of the whole world, I will never wronged myself.

20. It is said that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married. My treat!

2 1, I am the rarest butterfly in the world, Voss Mud Butterfly.

22, American ass, I China belly I am proud?

23. You say you like the sea, but in fact you like the waves.

No matter how the world treats you, please work hard, be brave and full of hope as always.

25, heaven is full, hell is closed, and Jesus threw me on the ground.

26. If everyone can understand you, then you have to be ordinary.

27. People who speak coldly are gentle at heart. This is a knife mouth and a tofu heart.

28. If I were Di Qing in another year, I would report to Taohua. -Huang Chao's "Chrysanthemum"

29. Poverty has limited me so much. Why can't I limit my weight?

30. Life is your own. Don't be spoiled by sand coins.

3 1, compared with liking you, I think I should love myself first.