Funny crosstalk lines and funny sentences

Crosstalk is a very interesting watching program. Watching a cross talk can make us happy for a long time, and the cross talk actors are also very powerful. Do you know some interesting cross talk lines? The following are the funny cross talk lines and sentences I arranged for you. Welcome to read and adopt. I hope you like it!

Funny crosstalk lines

1, I have to turn up the microphone, because the previous scene is my call.

2. Trick or treat, jinx, short-lived and frustrated.

As a typical failure, you really succeeded!

Today the weather is fine, windy and rainy.

5, three-door refrigerator, refrigerated above, frozen in the middle, and ashes below.

6, don't ignore me, you ignore me, then I will be a dog!

7. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

8. spell education. He contended with me for academic qualifications.

9. As long as the audience doesn't leave, we will continue to play, and when we are exhausted on the stage, we will fall asleep.

10, the only difference between me and Superman is that I'm not wearing underwear.

1 1, Plants vs. Zombies, which tells me that there is a big wave of zombies approaching. I played for a year and didn't see a big wave of zombies.

12, what else can I do? Is there anything under the closet?

13, I said, old man, I have something to say, and I don't know if it's appropriate.

14, my god, it's amazing, I can't stand it.

15, relax, I am not a good person.

16, if I hadn't hit you, I would have turned against you.

17, I'm crazy! I can't stand it! I am bloated!

18, Xu Mingxian's surname is more than three words, and Bai Niangzi is Bai Suzhen.

19, stewardess, have a fragrant pot! Put more meat!

20. If you can't reach it, try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.

Humorous crosstalk lines

1, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you. This world doesn't belong to you.

4, life is so long, waiting for you for a few years is nothing.

The cashier said there was no change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

6. Call me if you need anything.

7. Today the weather is fine, windy and rainy.

8. Smiling at you is purely polite.

9. If you ignore me, I will become a dog!

10, as a typical failure, you are too successful!

1 1, it was amazing at first, completely complete, and only rarely seen by the world.

12, aunt, hello, I'm your son's boyfriend.

13, when I love you, what you say is what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

14, if I hadn't hit you, I would have turned against you.

15, a woman without talent is a virtue. I think I must be too wicked.

16, this handsome guy, you look like my next boyfriend.

17, the weather is good today, windy and rainy.

18, do you drink water, drink water or drink water? You choose!

19, don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts, just make a joke and leave.

20. If there is an afterlife, please don't be affectionate.

Funny crosstalk

1, Guo: Let me say one more thing. If you don't do this, we will bow down, ok! Yue: Good. Guo: Fenhe Bay. Yue: What play? Guo: Fenhe Bay! Yue: bow down.

2. Yue: The teacher said that crosstalk used to be an animal in Beijing Zoo. Yue: Hey! Feed the animals! Yue: Feed the animals, feed the elephants! After feeding for ten years, the elephant is getting thinner and thinner.

3. Yue: My sister-in-law has ruined her smoking these days. Yue: Sound! Yue: Brother, what's the matter?

As long as the audience doesn't leave, we will continue to play, and when we are exhausted on the stage, we will be asleep.

5. Lao Guo! Stop playing! Dirty dad! Stop playing! Old! Stop playing! Does it look nice? Like a dog scratching at the door!

6. The only person who eats shit backstage (knowledge).

7. The sky is against the ground, the rain is against the wind, and the mainland is against the sky? It was too long, I forgot.

8. Do you regret molesting Chang 'e? Do you and Chang 'e have rabbits?

Nine, three words! What's it called? What's your name again? Yes! A chain cover!

10, if you can die, you will be tired of being wicked and shameless.

1 1. As soon as you enter a foreign hotel, there is a cement pool on the cement floor.

12, the performance just now was baked wheat cake, Cao Heyang, SB, Cao Heyang.

13, fahaier, why go ~ benefactor, I will be a rogue!

14, Teacher Shi? Dead rice shit.

15. Do you dare to sing Journey to the West if you know one pig and one monkey? ! Then you know that there are two long worms and you can't sing the legend of the white snake!

16, cross talk is clean, Li Shuo, Su Asuo.

17, I said, old man, I have something to say, and I don't know if it's appropriate.

18, Xu Mingxian's surname is more than three words, and Bai Niangzi is Bai Suzhen.

19, the only difference between Superman and me is that I don't wear underwear.

20. Go to a foreign performance. Although we went by plane, we lived in the railway station.

2 1. Look at me. I'm so beautiful. Can you write the word zí mi?

22. This history is very fragrant. I often travel to Xidan.

23. Yue: Peking Opera is a national quintessence. Yue: the essence! Yue: the essence! Cua essence

24. The feeling of looking for peanuts in the vinegar jar.

25. Pants are plastic drops ... I wore them for a while on the day of shooting ... they still fit perfectly today.

26. Fahai said to Xu Xian: benefactor, your mother is a worm.

27. When I saw the door, I pushed it for twenty minutes, but it didn't open. Then I pulled it and it opened.

28. (Yue Yue smiled after Shi Aidong's father) At that time, your father smiled.

29. Yue: No.2 Middle School! Yue: That's right!

30, three-door refrigerator, refrigerated above, frozen in the middle, and ashes below.

3 1, buy tickets ~ buy tickets ~ we want to hear Yue Buqun sing opera ~ ah! Three days.

32. If anyone wants to know, they can raise their hands. If anyone raises his hand, I'll kick him out.

33. Fenhe Bay? I thought Fenhe Bay!

34. You are shameless. Kick you to death!

35, no! Don't! I won't tell you!

36. Say that you are a person and don't want to?

Sun Yue, that seems to be a personal name.

38. The Legend of the White Snake tells the story of a giant snake. A very dizzy program, White Snake, is spinning there.

39. Later, when I got rich, I bought a house, a car and a car.

40, that shameless ~ this person is stupid and still eats ~ ~ little black fat man.

4 1, Plants vs. Zombies, which tells me that there is a big wave of zombies approaching. I played for a year and didn't see any big wave zombies.

42, seven subjects, it is uncomfortable not to watch a game, I am not a word subject, my surname is Yue, and my name is Buqun ~ Thank you, thank you.

43. To tell the truth, when I was born, I wrote two words on my chest: one is complete and the other is capable.

44. The cigarette case says smoking is harmful to health, smoking is harmful, but it is healthy.

45. The two stuttered together and said four sentences in thirty minutes. One of them stammered, Why don't we send a message?

46. At this moment, he suddenly wanted to fart. After a fierce struggle, he refused to let go of his loss or his victory.

47. I will refund your ticket. You can go now.

48. My master is no longer a rogue. Wazi is here, dirty Guo.

49. Oh, my heart, promise, I just miss drunk driving, you know.

50. (Pinkley lost his biscuit) What a good crosstalk just now. The performers are called Sao Gao, Shao Sao and Sao Gao Cao Heyang.

5 1, I have to turn up the microphone because my host is small.

52. The sea newspaper at the door says ~ ah ~ ~ three days.

53. Yue: Am I angry? (to the audience) Come on up! Audience: Come down! Yue: Forget it.

54, this teacher, his name is ~ ~ ~ I forgot. You have a name anyway.

55, afraid of losing the bus card, I wore a pair of pants with zipper, which is nui pants. Wear the zipper inside, get on the bus and take out the card, and you are not afraid to take out other things. Yue: That's backwards.

56. Miss Sun has money, but she can't drive. Buy a bus card! It's still a student card with a charge of 300 thousand, which is equivalent to 600 thousand. I can paint you to death, baby!

57. Yue: This is my pig teacher. Yue: Is that more like it? Uncle Shi. Yue: Hey. Yes There is a song for me, which belongs to Uncle Shi. Uncle, there are two holes in your nose.

58. teacher I'm from Beijing No.2 Middle School with Mental Retardation!

59, Sun Yue! Mr. Li Wenhua's grandson, this grandson is right!

60. "Snow praises Yun-peng Yue" In the middle of winter, it was very dark, falling like a white snowflake. The grave is bigger than steamed bread, and the well is a big hole!

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