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Listen to the classic talk of cute girls.

1, you are a lovely, charming, hardworking, white and small new hybrid fish that will always serve the people.

Friends don't talk about it, but they have feelings in their hearts, which is not cherished by one person, but kept by two people.

You are always curious about something. In fact, you know the ending in the process of questioning.

It's a pity that you can't marry yourself because you are so handsome.

5. What is home? Home is where wifi will automatically connect.

As long as you have the face to say that you miss me, I have the face to come to you.

7. I also want to wave to you and then turn around and leave freely.

My fatness is only temporary, but your ugliness is eternal.

9. A man, no matter how handsome he is when he is young, is also an impotent old man after 2008. Who won't show it to me?

10, the strange breeze is too old to blow away the memories of the past.

1 1, the earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

12. You laughed at me for being out of tune.

13, I hate it when you say you miss me but do nothing.

14, forcing a smile is probably the most beautiful way to smile and feel uncomfortable.

15, it's not that I look down on you, but that I don't care about you at all.

16, thank you for seeing through my bluff and giving me a bear hug that is neither too early nor too late and the temperature is just right. "

17, I don't mind if you like the person I like, but if the person I like likes you, then you are bombed.

18, the most hurtful thing after breaking up is to wish you happiness, and the most touching thing is that you are bored enough!

19, I don't know what just happened. I just don't want to disappoint anyone, and I don't want to disappoint myself. When I hug, I won't shrink back. When I laugh, I will never cry. "

I want to make those who love me proud, those who dislike me regret, those who hate me dissatisfied and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.

2 1, I will listen to your voice many times, not the content but the voice.

22. If you don't hold my hand, I will run with others.

23. I just want to hear all your sweet words and talk about love.

24. Think of a lovelorn Bai Ou who was washed to the beach by the tide and sent to its last island.

25. It seems to be getting cold after a windy day.

26. May all your efforts in this life have a deep response.

27. You are an island with your own castle. I can't go ashore. The tide can only surround you.

28. Five Steps of Toothbrush: Squeeze toothpaste-pour a glass of water-brush your teeth carefully-rinse your mouth-swallow it-delicious.

29. I want to forget you and let myself go.

30. For my future children, I'll hang up the papers now.

Books are the best friends. The only drawback is that it has deepened my myopia, but it is still worth it.

What I admire is your skill of playing with Russian feelings, which is superb.

Don't rush. I am not in a hurry. I'm not in a hurry.

34. I like dreaming, the kind I do during the day.

35. I finally got up the courage to call him. But there was a woman's gentle voice on the phone. Hello, the subscriber you dialed is out of service!

36. I tried to be an interesting person, and then I went astray and became a funny comparison.

37. Your eyes are getting darker and darker. Boiled water tastes like wine You have no tears. You just have to think of someone.

May the person you miss say good night to you. I don't feel lonely when I am alone.

39. The little sunflower mother started work, and the child's cough has been bad, mostly abandoned.

40. May the years pass and life live up to expectations.

4 1, you are at arm's length, like wind and fog, and you never let me see or approach.

42. Life looks like white flour. In fact, you can't do too much, or there won't be enough noodles.

43. He is like a star that can be reached but seems out of reach.

44, cosmetics for women, is confident; For men, this is an illusion.

45. I only have endless escape from silence and a numb and heavy body to survive.

46. A friend is a road, but a home is a tree. Don't get lost, lean against the tree.

It's nothing. I just met the wrong person at the right time.

48. The story is not touching enough, but the storyteller always cries.

49. Seen from a distance, this is a beautiful scenery. You want to call the police after reading it.

I don't like taking pictures. I only try the pixels of my mobile phone occasionally!

5 1. Without you, I wouldn't be today, and with you, I wouldn't be tomorrow.

I said I would never look back after drinking this glass of wine, but I still held out my hand and left with him in a daze.

53. An inaudible whisper is the most sincere, and an invisible heart is the most loyal.

We talked about everything in the spring breeze and autumn rain, but we lost touch in the spring outing to Qiu Lai. My youth has you and your youth has me.

55. I am willing to indulge in learning and fall in love with training at the beginning of school.

56. If you are really loved, you don't have to look so good.

57. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.

The more I want to sleep, the more afraid of the dark, the more I wake up, the more afraid of ghosts.

59. Maybe you are too cute. Maybe I love you too much. I just want to sleep with you anyway.

60. He always cries when drinking, saying that he would lose without you.

6 1, before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

62. However, in a few days, when it was dawn and we were sleepy, we ran to school with our schoolbags on our backs.

63. I used to be an owl hawk with iodine falling in the night and day, and a sinner walking on my knees.

64. I knew it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, so I decided to kiss the doll.

If I were the sun, would you look forward to the dawn?

66. Don't expect to lose weight through exercise. Bajie has walked 108000 miles without losing weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian!

67. The little monster saw Altman hiding in the corner and crying. The little monster said lovingly, "Don't cry, brother, just hit me if you are sad."

68. Don't expect anyone to fall in love with the truest you. Some shortcomings need to be corrected.

69. Why are you always alone? ""I'm afraid I'll scare you when I come out alone. "

I haven't had a good drink for a long time, and I haven't told anyone how I feel for a long time

7 1, some people are destined to surprise your time but can't warm your years.

72. Simple and rude confession "Have time to sleep together."

73. After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.