Talk about weekend mood phrases and humorous sentences.

There are also some humorous weekend mood phrases, and every sentence is very interesting to share with you.

1, it's mellow recently because I have another ton of cuteness. Happy weekend! 2. I suddenly miss my male ticket, and I don't know if he has eaten or gone to work today, where he lives, how old he is and what his name is. Happy weekend! 3. I asked Buddha Zu: Is there true love in this world? Buddha said: am I still a monk? Happy weekend! 4. My emotional path is not smooth? Who said that? Very smooth! There was no one along the way. Happy weekend! 5. Your affectionate thighs block all my paths! Happy weekend! 6. Look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics, and no one will obey anyone. Happy weekend! 7. Opening remarks of people in the community: Where did you make a fortune recently? Happy weekend! Fortunately, I love to laugh, so life is not so bad. Happy weekend! 9. Touch my clothes and see if they are your girlfriend's material. Happy weekend! 10, with so little character, it is shameful to save some flowers and squander them. Happy weekend! 1 1. Age is something God gave me for nothing. Happy weekend! 12, some people, with a monthly salary of several thousand yuan, spend money like a billionaire, such as me. Happy weekend! 13, everyone has a fire in his heart, and passers-by only see smoke. Happy weekend! 14. If the air were free, I wouldn't be alive now. Happy weekend! 15, I'm not afraid of beautiful women treating me like a pervert, but I'm afraid of ugly women treating me like a rogue! Happy weekend! 16, it doesn't matter if you are poor, what's so sad about? You will never make money anyway! Happy weekend! 17, I hope everyone will be better to themselves. If you can blame someone, don't blame yourself. Happy weekend! 18, I seriously doubt that Cupid took my arrow to the kebab. Happy weekend! 19, hello, I'm WeChat Business, and my main products are my beauty and talents. Happy weekend! For the sake of your IQ, I won't tell you anything. Happy weekend! 2 1, wages are like a period, which comes once a month and disappears after a week. Happy weekend! 22. If you are unhappy and go to the supermarket, you will hear a lot of good news. Happy weekend! I really don't want to use my endless colorful words to attack your barren and unsightly language. Happy weekend! 24. People don't eat when they are angry. Eat two bowls of rice when you are angry. Happy weekend! 25. If the teacher didn't say you can't litter, I would throw you out. Happy weekend! 26. Your future depends on your dreams now, so get some sleep. Happy weekend! I heard that eating fast food is not good for my health. I quickly ordered a takeaway and let the takeaway brother send it slowly. Happy weekend! 28. Anyone who has really worked hard knows that the IQ gap is insurmountable. Happy weekend! 29, you don't have to pretend to be cold. I didn't think about entanglement. For the last time, lend me 20. Happy weekend! 30. If you don't like me, I'll give you a camera and you can shoot wherever you want. Happy weekend! 3 1, I'm not going to get a tattoo Tattoos will affect my height because my dad said it would break my leg. Happy weekend! 32. My good friend is lovelorn. I don't know how to comfort her, so I have to hack her. Happy weekend! 33. Other people's faces are destined to be seven points, three points by dressing up, one point by your face, and nine points by the filter. Happy weekend! 34. I'm a little annoyed today. Let's call him Joey Wong's trouble. Happy weekend! 35, watching gossip happen instead of 8 18, isn't it silly! Happy weekend! These humorous weekend mood phrases are funny and worth collecting.