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Tell me something interesting about smoking.

1, I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not because I'm sad!

Smoking is disobedient, so we smoke.

3, I lit a cigarette, but I was lonely.

When a man has a cigarette, he has a story. When a woman has beauty, there will be tragedy.

As a smoker, you must have three conditions: cigarette, lighter and shameless charm when smoking!

6. A man quitting smoking is just like a woman losing weight. There will always be tomorrow.

7. When you are addicted to cigarettes, only three kinds of people will be happy: doctors, your enemies and cigarette sellers.

8. There are dreams of the future in the lit cigarettes, and the blue clouds are the dawn of struggle hope. But now this wisp of smoke has become a sadness in my heart, and the rain has merged into a low cloud.

9. Wandering around the world without regrets, just because of a cigarette in your hand ~

10. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese cigarettes and smoke him to death.

1 1. When a cigarette falls in love with a match, it is doomed to be hurt.

12, love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

13, I didn't mean to be different, so I can't help but have outstanding taste.

14, close your eyes, I see my future.

15. As soon as others praise me, I worry that others praise me not enough.

16, you don't know what dependence is until you lose your belt.