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Talking about classic quotations after drinking

1, I have my story, but I don't drink. Even if I drink, I just want to get drunk.

I learned to drink after I was away from you, and learned everything I didn't know before.

Love is like two people drinking at the same table, I propose a toast, you are free, that's all.

It is said that drinking is for indulgence, but it is not an excuse to cry.

The advantage of drinking is that you will forget everything, but the disadvantage is that you will eventually wake up.

6. Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

7. I used to think I couldn't be a hero because I didn't like drinking. Now I know that Xia doesn't drink because he likes drinking.

8. People who smoke have stories, while people who drink have worries. Fortunately, I don't smoke or drink, so fortunately, I have no stories and no worries.

9. I suddenly remembered the taste of wine and wanted to drink it ... Far away, did you sleep well?

10, I was from China before drinking. China is mine after drinking it.

1 1, yes, I'm not beautiful, I have a bad figure and I swear. I smoke, drink and play everything. I don't deserve love.

12, dare not drink, I am afraid of getting drunk, so I kicked you out again.

13, many people say that they can't forget drinking, but they still drink. The pursuit of drinking is not forgetting, but a temporary relief.

14, don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

15, I like to drink alone, because I'm afraid of calling your name to let others know when I'm drunk.