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A satirical poem about villains.
Author: Du Mu
Smoke cage cold water moon cage sand, night parking near Qinhuai restaurant. Strong women in business don't know how to hate their country, but they still sing backyard flowers across the river.
Translation of vernacular Chinese: hazy moonlight, light smoke covering cold water and white sand, night boat berthing beside Qinhuai restaurant. The singer doesn't know what the revenge of national subjugation is, but she is still singing "Flowers Crossing the River in Yushu Back Garden".
Step 2 "make friends"
Author: Meng Jiao
The casting mirror must be bronze, so it can be polished and polished. It's hard for a villain to tolerate being friends with a villain in the distance.
Interpretation of vernacular Chinese: bronze is still used for casting mirrors, and bronze will not wear easily. And making friends with people needs to stay away from villains, and villains can't forgive others.
3. Little People
Author: Shao Yong
Little people have no knot, abandon their roots and chase after them. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.
Humble people don't pay attention to honesty. They didn't grasp the fundamental link, but only worked hard on the details. They like the idea of helping others or things, and they hate the idea of taking other people's money.
4. "Three quatrains"
Author: Du Fu
Yuzhou killed the secretariat the year before last, and Kaizhou killed the secretariat this year. Thieves play with tigers and wolves, and cannibals prefer to keep their wives. Twenty-one families went to Shu together, but only one left Luogu. When they said that two women were biting their arms, they turned and cried to Qin Yun. Although the soldiers and horses in front of the temple are Xiao Xiong, their longitudinal violence is slightly the same as that of Qiang and Xiongnu. Above the Hanshui River, most of the loyalists are women.
The year before last, he killed Yuzhou secretariat, and this year, he killed Kaizhou secretariat. Thieves are fiercer than tigers and wolves, and killing people is more obscene. The victim reported that 2 1 family fled to Shu, and only one family left Luogu.
Speaking of the scene where two daughters were robbed and chewed, she couldn't help crying to heaven. Imperial soldiers and horses are brave, and the degree of violence is roughly the same as that of Tangut Qiang and Tuguhun. It is said that government forces killed many people in Hanshui, but most women were left in military camps.
5. Egret
Author: Tang Geng
You intend to leave the party, and Party A and Party B beg to be afraid of you.
Interpretation of the vernacular: If you are interested in getting rid of the hook party, you must push and shove from A to B, and then from B to C. One day, it will fall on your head. No matter how innocent you are, you will be prosecuted, and you can't escape.
2. Satire the villain's sentence, improve his position by belittling others, and expose his ignorance and poverty as a result.
2. an upright man is open and poised while a petty man is anxious and worried.
3. Yin and Yang spread rumors against both sides.
4, some people are used to taking advantage of you, the villain is petty, the adults are measured, and they have the opportunity to cheat him a big one, which also reminds him that there is no free lunch, and there is no cheap one for you to earn. Beautiful sentences describing villains.
5. Use your illness to kill you.
6. Garbage is ugly.
7. You must set a moral bottom line in advance, and thieves also know that some things can never be stolen. Therefore, don't do anything, don't do anything when you are depressed, and giving others a way out is tantamount to moving forward.
8. Cunning at the expense of others.
9, treachery-cunning-harm others and benefit themselves.
10, no gold is perfect, no one is perfect. Beautiful sentences describing villains.
They are timid and always alert to danger.
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13, bullying men and women, bullying the weak and fearing the hard, cruel and dirty.
14, the master is as straight as a string, and the villain is like a hook.
15, adults measure, don't take worldly things to heart, villains are desperate, provoke villains, get into trouble, and the number of people in the world is not to be taunted. () Until now, I haven't come up with a better way to defeat the villains. I don't know if it is feasible to stay at a respectful distance from others.
16, candied fruit.
17, despicable, dirty, shameless, despicable, scum.
18, despicable.
19, two sides and three knives.
20. Men and women who bully the weak and fear the hard, people who bully the weak and fear the hard, animals, and dirty.
2 1, people go to the building and leave things empty, and a hundred remnants are still precious! Why is it broken?
3. The poem that satirizes the villain is 1, and the villain has no section, abandoning the roots and chasing the rear. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger. -"Little Man Yin" in the Northern Song Dynasty
Humble people don't pay attention to honesty. They didn't grasp the fundamental link, but only worked hard on the details. They like the idea of helping others or things, and they hate the idea of taking other people's money.
2, grab the mud throat, sharpen the iron needle, scrape the golden Buddha face and search, nothing. Look for peas in quail, lean meat on egrets' legs, and fat and oil in mosquitoes' bellies. Thank you, old man! —— The Yuan Dynasty's anonymous "Drunken Peace, Light Greedy People and Small Profits"
In spring, when swallows build nests, they pick up soil, branches and feathers bit by bit with their small mouths and pile them up bit by bit. In fact, let alone the needle tip, even if a needle falls to the ground, it will take a long time for people to find it.
Most of the Buddha statues in Buddhist temples are clay sculptures or bronze carvings, and their surfaces are partially or completely gilded. He can always find "skimming" where others won't notice.
The weight of wild quail is only about 100g, while crane's legs are slender, weighing less than 0.5kg, small and light. When we try to kill mosquitoes after they are bitten, we think they are too small and flexible.
But this man can not only catch mosquitoes, but also cut open its abdomen with a knife and dig out all the fat stored in it. Thanks to you, this old gentleman can get such a hard job!
3, a rice needle is worn and eaten, and a penny is cut and filled. See children like mud swallows, love money like blood flies. Hide gold and silver and make cakes to satisfy hunger. -Yuan Dynasty, anonymous "I sneer at greedy Han".
Eat a grain of rice with a needle and cut a penny into flowers. Everything you say and do is unreasonable. Treat children like swallows in the mud, work hard, treat money like bloodthirsty flies, and never let go. I saved money day and night, and finally I painted cakes to satisfy my hunger.
4. an upright man is open and poised while a petty man is anxious and worried. -The Analects of Confucius in the Spring and Autumn Period.
A gentleman is aboveboard, while a villain haggles over every ounce.
5. Gentlemen and gentlemen take Tao as their friends, and villains and villains take fun as their friends. —— Excerpted from Song Ouyang Xiu's Theory of Partisans.
Gentlemen make friends with gentlemen by friendship, while villains make friends with villains by interests.
4. The poem of the villain Song Shaoyong
Little people have no knot, abandon their roots and chase after them.
I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.
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Tang mengjiao
The casting mirror must be bronze, so it can be polished and polished. It's hard for a villain to tolerate being friends with a villain in the distance.
Cast a mirror, learn from it and make friends with it. Not every copper can illuminate. Many little people are right and wrong.
Gentleman's method, good luck.
Tang hanyu
A gentleman's wealth is known before four o'clock. The villain only meets, and the cold and summer are not expected.
The potential of interests is constant, and there is no fixed attitude to weigh the trade-offs. How can I keep my heart away from doubt?
One hundred quatrains in The Analects of Confucius
Zhang Song Jiucheng
The gentleman goes to the villain, and the villain returns to life like grass.
However, you don't have to work hard at domestication.
1. The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow.
2. The bamboo in the mountain has a thick mouth and an empty stomach.
3. A gentleman makes friends with his fellow travelers.
Villains and villains are like-minded friends.
5. The classic sentence of satirizing villains is 1, and it is crazy to rely on the east wind.
2. Upright people are upright, and villains are often compassionate. 3. Yang enters the gentleman, while Yin retreats into the villain.
4, the villain has been private, quite referring to other things. 5. You are really a tree. How easy is it? 6, the villain only meets, the cold and summer can not be expected.
7. A gentleman is not as good as Zhou, and a villain is not as good as Zhou. 8. How far is forever? Get out, boy! 9. Why don't gentlemen go to villains, and villains are like grass.
10, don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult! 1 1, the villain has no knot, and he abandons his roots and pursues it to the end. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.
12, the villain is shameless, valuing profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.
13, you rely on the mountain to fall, rely on water to dry, watch the cock die, watch the dog turn over. 14, the villain is sleepy, and the afterlife is full of blood.
The world is solid, why should I follow you? 15, today's young people really don't understand the so-called, give him cow dung and he still wipes it on his face.
16. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum. 17, I really want to put you in a cage and wander the streets to taste delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.
18, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one! 19, the casting mirror must be bronze, which is easy to grind and wipe.
It's hard for a villain to tolerate being friends with a villain in the distance. Cast a mirror, learn from it and make friends with it.
Not every copper can illuminate. Many little people are right and wrong. 20. Cow dung is cow dung. Even if you are delicious, flowers will not be inserted in you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling.
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