Funny sentences describing having no money to eat.

First, the rich hold a money field, and the poor go home and take some money to hold a money field.

Second, I put my wife's photo in my wallet to remind myself why the money in my wallet is gone.

Is it possible for your parents to give money to a stranger? They didn't even pay attention to beggars, but they were eager to give you money. What do they rely on?

What's wrong with being fat No money. Why? What's wrong with being non-mainstream So you should look up and let them see that you are not only short and poor, but also ugly.

5. I am too ordinary. I stay in the group in your Q, and you can't find me without money to open SVIP.

Physics teacher: What would happen if there was no friction? Student: Humans will gradually become extinct. Tell me, what does it matter! ! !

I am cruel and rational when I have no money, but I lose my mind when I spend money.

Eight, when there is money, money is worthless; People are worthless without money!

Nine, this society has no money, who can respect you? If you have money, you are your brother. If you have no money, you can put it there.

X. I found that no matter whether I have money or not, I use iphone in TV series, which is a fake explosion.

11. I always like to spend money on miscellaneous things, only to know later that I have no money. . . .

12. In my childhood, I admired Don Wan Ru the most. Although she has no money, no potential, no looks and no figure, there are a group of crazy people who love her. For me, happiness is nothing more than that.

Thirteen, neither looks nor money, is it shameful to go to the deformation meter?

14. Love can't be measured by money. You don't have to be happy to have money, but you can be happy without money. Finally, I wish all lovers in the world well.

15. Happiness is that when you have no money, you find wrinkles in old jeans 100 yuan.

16. If you have money, you are your father. What are you without money? Work hard while you are young. Society is not your home. You can play as you like. Imagine that one day your parents.

Seventeen, when I was a child, my family had no money, and I kept flying kites with a rope tied to a plastic bag. blue sky

Eighteen, people in heaven, money in the bank, have the ability to rob the bank, have no ability to go to heaven.

Nineteen, there is nothing wrong with this world. Who made you ugly and have no money?

20. Use perfume if you have money, and toilet water if you have no money.

Twenty-one, girls like us who have no money and are not beautiful can only be kind.

Twenty-two, as a boy without money, power and appearance. Only a heart full of scars is left for the girl who is forgotten in the corner.

Twenty-three, don't be poor if you have nothing, don't be sick if you have anything, and don't be mentally ill if you provoke anyone.

Over the years, I have learned a truth. How can I fix J8 without money?

Twenty-five, the rich have no talent; Talented people have no money. After years of hard work, I found the unity of the two! I have neither money nor talent.

Twenty-six, rich people, people without money are difficult.

Twenty-seven, you are dead. Although I have no money, I will install a WiFi in front of your grave even if I collect scrap iron to sell money!

Twenty-eight, I heard that you are going to get married, and many people came to mind. Most importantly, your sister, don't invite me, I have no money.

I saw my childhood crying, but I didn't stop. I sat by the roadside and cried. A passerby gave me fifty dollars.

Thirty, the rich buy six generations of apples, and the poor buy six bags of apples.

Thirty-one, when I have no money to eat, you hide the money and accompany me to go hungry, which shows that we are friends. ...

Thirty-two, embarrassing self-introduction:? Poor? Short? Frustrated? Ugly? After that? No money? No room? No car? No background? Not dead

People are greedy. For example, if you lose a dollar, you won't feel bad, but if you don't drink a drink with a dollar, you will feel bad.

Thirty-four, the wife is the road, the friend is the cow, there is only one road in life, there will be many cows on the road, don't go the wrong way if you have money, don't sell cows if you don't have money!

Thirty-five, have the money to do things well, but have no money to do people well.

Thirty-six, when I was a child, I had no money at home, and I always flew kites with a rope and a plastic bag tied behind it.

Thirty-seven, I can't afford to go to the cinema to see Tiny Times, but I can almost know it after reading the sign.

I wonder what you like about her. Although I have no money, face and figure, I still can't help loving you.

Because she is not beautiful, she washes and cooks for you, and you feel too dull together. Because she is a goddess, unreasonable and inconsiderate, you will say that she is lovely.

I also want to participate in Metamorphosis, but considering that I don't have a famous brand, I don't have tens of thousands of dollars a month, and my family has no money to buy clothes for rural children.