Humorous classic jokes (selected 59 sentences)

2, impulsive, children and grandchildren crisis!

3, people are not smart, scholars are bald!

4. Where did you fall and lie down?

5. I cross the road. Where are you?

6. Oh, my God. My clothes have lost weight again.

7. Happiness tells me that you are still too young.

8. There are many, which penguins have not seen?

9. Either live well or die quickly.

10, laying hens, cockfighting among cocks.

1 1, face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

12, if I were the emperor, I would make you a prince!

13, nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

14, I won everyone, but lost you.

15, low-key, high-profile, high-profile signs of being beaten.

16, I'm relieved to know that you are not doing well.

17, take the same street and return to two worlds.

18, I will give it to others after you pass it. Don't deny it.

19, I feel very unfortunate that the world knows so much about you.

As a typical failure, you are too successful.

2 1, as long as the hoe jumps well, you can't dig the corner?

22. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

23. You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a holiday.

I don't usually dump ugly girls, but you are an exception.

25. You'd better let me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling, the electric heater can't stand it.

26, small hidden in misty poetry, big hidden in soap operas.

27. It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda!

28. Wait. This may not be easy; Hurt. But it is easy.

29. Sadness is hard, but it will pass.

30, unconsciously love gluttony, and feel fat after knowing it, hellip.

3 1. Women's clothes are called capital, and men's clothes are called perverts.

32. Who said I was white, thin and beautiful? ~ He and I are good friends.

33. Does the leaf leave because it chases the wind or the tree doesn't stay?

34. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

35. I am a little happy when I miss you, and a little sad when I am happy.

I've been much better since I got mental illness.

37. What you can't refuse is the beginning, and what you can't resist is the end.

38. I'm not afraid of beautiful women treating me like a pervert, but I'm afraid of ugly women treating me like a hooligan.

39. Leave the stool. It is the pursuit of the toilet. Don't leave your ass.

40. When two people meet, the following story is either an accident.

4 1 was a good match in ancient times. Cut it and you can be a civil servant.

42. Rainy air, tired sadness, fairy tales in memory slowly melt.

43. I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest except me.

44. You did really badly in the exam! It broke my heart and my parents' heart.

45. If a man doesn't help you wear a wedding dress, you give him a robe.

46. I am not good, but there is only one, whether I cherish it or not.

47. We should learn to be grateful. He's here. I love him. That's enough.

48. I want to try my best to realize my dream and make up for the bragging when I was a child.

49. What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.

Everyone must understand that falling in love does not delay learning. -Unrequited love

5 1, believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and couldn't dig it down!

52. Real warriors dare to face girls and bleak singles.

53. Even Beckham doesn't know. Who are you to talk to me about basketball?

54. Why do we always have to go through some painful things to know the truth?

55, people are not embarrassed, standing instability! People are not damaged, not standardized! People are not bad, they die quickly.

56. You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.

57. Rainy air, tired sadness, fairy tales in memory slowly melt.

58. Men study PhD because of their low IQ, while women study PhD because of their low EQ.

59. There is nothing wrong with liking someone. What is wrong is liking someone who doesn't like himself.