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Tell us short sentences on WeChat Moments when the weather is hot in 2022

The current weather can only be described in one word, that is hot. Have you already wanted to complain about this hot weather?

Now look for a partner to read the horoscope. No matter it’s hot or cold, look for an Aquarius to quench your thirst.

I just bought some eggs from the supermarket and went home. After walking a few steps, I crawled out of the bag. I saw the eggs in the bag, sister, they were all chickens.

God, you must let everyone know that this summer is contracted by Huoyan Mountain!

This heat cannot stop!

You are gold, I am coal, you will shine, I will have a fever. Don't make me angry, or I'll melt you.

The sun is like the boss’s fireball, its rays are scorching, and the road is scorching hot as we walk step by step.

It’s braised when you’re lying on the bed, it’s teppanyaki with a mat, it’s steamed after you get out of bed, it’s barbecued when you go out, it’s cooked in the swimming pool, it’s fried on the way back, and it’s cooked again when you get home!

The weather was swelteringly hot, there was no wind, and the dense air seemed to condense.

The porcelain industry is most affected by the high temperature and has been completely closed!

The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people almost turn into steamed buns.

My body will die of heat in Chongqing, but my soul will be with you.

You said, don’t dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

No one touched porcelain on the road. It is said that there is a guy who wants to touch porcelain. As soon as he lay down, he jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.

The weather is so hot that I have a big pimple on my face. This hard, red, painful thing shriveled up for the first time.

Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.

Our cornfield has almost turned into a popcorn field.

This mat, you must be a spy sent by the electric blanket.

My shoes are still stuck to the asphalt?

It is not shameful to show affection, but the most shameful thing is to show off air conditioning.

Go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours. I'm still a pinch of cumin away from the grill.

Ah, it’s really troublesome. I have to cover myself with a quilt when the weather is cold at night.

The weather is too hot. It seems that a fire will cause an explosion.

I was woken up by the heat again in the middle of the night, so I got up silently and covered my roommate with a quilt.

Thinking about your beloved at night, tossing and turning?

The high branches stop and the low grass flowers go dormant. Cats and dogs panted behind the wall, and birds whirled under the trees. Sitting all day and sleepy all night. Suspicion enters Laojun's furnace, like a mountain of flames.

It was so hot that I hammered the wall like crazy, and my house became a single room.

Steamed for thousands of miles, braised for thousands of miles.

After these few days of high temperature "baking inflammation", I can't see my teeth without showing my teeth in the dark.

The weather has been so hot recently, it’s so hot that I haven’t had a good meal.

I saw a dollar on the street today. I thought about it for a long time but still didn’t pick it up for fear of burning myself!

To ask you out for dinner in this weather must be a life-and-death relationship, and the conversation must be a lifelong event.

Everyone is an acquaintance and Lolita became a prostitute.

What defeats me is not naivety, but naive enthusiasm.

Please use the sauna for free on hot days and lose weight together, come on!

Even if it is very hot in summer, a mosquito package will be given as a gift

It is so hot that it is twisted.

Sitting and lying down all day long, never leaving the same room.

My steel teeth are burning my mouth.

I finally know why our ancestors wore only one leaf.

The weather is hot, please use your indifference to avoid it.