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I hope to participate in the selection, assessment and training of special forces ~!

Come on! I want to be a paratrooper, so I know more about airborne troops. I suggest you vote for the paratroopers! (Paratroopers belong to the Air Force Special Forces)

Airborne training

■ Airborne troops ■ Airborne troops composed of various arms and services have the ability to quickly maneuver and cross geographical obstacles. They throw themselves into ground combat by parachute or plane, which is an assault force that can suddenly appear behind the enemy and cooperate with the troops in front. On July 1950 and 17, the Central Military Commission decided to transfer a group of combat heroes, outstanding fighters and exemplary cadres from the army units of major military regions to form the first airborne unit of the Air Force, which was then called the Air Force Marine Corps and awarded the title of "China People's Liberation Army Air Force Marine Corps Brigade". 1950 12, the brigade was reorganized into air force land warfare 1 division. On April 28th 1957, the designation was designated as the Airborne Division of China People's Liberation Army. 196 1 June, an army unit was incorporated into airborne troops to form airborne troops.

At present, the airborne troops of the People's Liberation Army have gradually developed into a modern armed force closely coordinated by dozens of professions, such as directing, technical investigation, infantry, signal soldiers, engineers, and anti-chemical soldiers.

A brave and skillful army.

■ The super mobility of airborne troops eclipses the quickness and fierceness of cavalry and the galloping of motorized troops. Time-honored operational principles such as the military importance of highlands, the use of obstacles, the use of reserves, the coordination of supporting firepower, flank cover, feint and surprise attack have all been put in completely different positions. Wide rivers, mountains with high clouds and impenetrable rainforests are no longer a problem, because there is always a naked sky above us.

Since ancient times, human beings have been seeking the mobile advantage over each other in the war. Historically, people have always applied every new technological progress to war first.

124 years ago, in a balloon experiment, French balloonist blanchard suddenly burst and fell from a height of 200 meters. Fortunately, the curtain covering the balloon quickly opened, slowing down the descent, and he was spared. Inspired by this escape, blanchard began to try skydiving with balloons. Two years later, he completed the first skydiving test in human history with a large piece of cloth supported by four sticks. Since then, there has been a new member-parachute-for the umbrella to shelter human beings from the wind and rain.

This umbrella was used as an emergency rescue, which eventually led to the birth of a magical weapon. As the world's first advocate of air superiority, Julio? The birth of Du Hei and the emergence of parachutes first catered to the Italian Air Force. They took the lead in developing large-scale skydiving technology in the world in the mid-1920s. However, the Soviet Union's great efforts in skydiving technology eclipsed Italy and other European countries.

Onid, founder of the former Soviet paratroopers? Thanks to Minov's efforts, 1930 airborne a paratrooper for the first time on August 2nd. This day later became Soviet Airborne Day. This is also the first airborne detachment in the world. Three years later, the former Soviet Union held an air show in Moscow, and 1000 spectators silently watched 46 paratroopers jump out of two large bombers-a world record at that time. The Soviets also threw a big parachute into a small combat tank. Although the tank could not be started after landing and had to be dragged out of the exercise field, it left a deep impression on foreign observers watching the scene. Inspired by this, European and American countries began to establish their own airborne troops. Today, more than 80 countries in the world have airborne troops, and more than 30 of them have airborne divisions or airborne brigades.

However, parachutes have developed from simple pieces of cloth tied with ropes to today's huge families such as high-altitude parachutes, low-altitude parachutes, parakeets, parachutes and powered parachutes. Armed soldiers and dozens of tons of tanks and artillery can use them to land safely.

The super mobility of airborne troops eclipsed the swift and fierce cavalry and galloping motorized troops. Time-honored operational principles such as the military importance of highlands, the use of obstacles, the use of reserves, the coordination of supporting firepower, flank cover, feint and surprise attack have all been put in completely different positions. Wide rivers, mountains with high clouds and impenetrable rainforests are no longer a problem, because there is always a naked sky above us.

Look, at the beginning of World War II, hundreds of German airborne troops captured Fort Herbinet, the strongest fortress in the world. At the end of World War II, Soviet airborne troops took the lead in attacking Berlin. During the Gulf War, the "flying cowboys" of the US Airborne Division 10 1 chased them to the north and drove dozens of Iraqi infantry to the US prison camp like cattle. 65438+1June, 1999 12 in the early morning, a Russian airborne unit consisting of 260 people suddenly appeared at Pristina airport in Kosovo without reaching an agreement with NATO in advance, which foiled NATO's attempt to exclude Russia from peacekeeping operations in Kosovo. In the Chechen War, the Pskov Airborne Division fought bloody battles and became the sworn enemy of Chechen militants ... As a brave and mobile armed force, this winged special force is a "national weapon" of every country in the world, appearing in every game.

Sudden war, every worst battlefield.

The airborne troops in China, which I experienced, are a powerful force full of brilliant achievements and legendary colors.

1950, the central military commission telegraphed all military regions and field armies, demanding that a number of combat heroes be transferred from all army units, or model classes and cadres be formed to form the Air Force Marine Corps. It was quickly stipulated that the insufficient number of people could be by-elected from the first-class and second-class heroes. Soon, 4,763 officers and men from various units in the country gathered in the ancient city of Kaifeng.

On September 17 of that year, the first airborne unit of the People's Army-Air Force Marine 1 Brigade was formally established in Kaifeng. 196 1 year, the central military commission decided to reorganize Shangganling troops with outstanding military achievements into airborne troops. Since then, this ground soldier who opened up the western Henan base in the War of Liberation, fought in Huaihai, crossed the Yangtze River, swept Guangdong and Guangxi, repelled bandits from Yunnan and Guizhou, fought hard in Ganling in the Korean War, made Americans feel frightened, created a miracle in the history of world war, broke through geographical restrictions and became an air force with blue sky and blue waves. In the 1998 flood fighting and emergency rescue, this unit played a key role in guarding Honghu Lake and the most dangerous Jianli of the Yangtze River, which once again aroused people's memories of our heroic unit in a peaceful era without the sound of war. Many of my comrades came here because of the flood control in 1998.

Cruel training

■ Why is paratrooper training so cruel? Because we shoulder the most dangerous task and go to the most dangerous battlefield. In the most successful airborne operations in World War II, the casualty rate also exceeded 70%. Therefore, we should not only develop the best physical fitness and tactics, but also develop tenacious endurance and superhuman survival wisdom.

The boring and hard training before the official skydiving should continue as planned.

The amount of training every day is amazing, which makes me feel that life is training and sweating. 5 kilometers ahead of the thunder in the morning, plus 300 meters of leapfrog, 100 push-ups, 100 weight-bearing squats, 1 5 practice the horizontal bar, 1 5 practice the parallel bars ... The squad leader will also let everyone sprint around the barracks. Evening is no less than physical training in the morning.

However, the most intense training is the professional training course of not less than 8 hours a day-umbrella training. We practice how to stand on a bumpy plane with a heavy parachute, which is the starting posture; To practice in-situ bounce and one-step bounce, and finally practice three-step off the ground on the simulated aircraft platform; We have to jump down a thousand times on a platform more than 2 meters high to exercise our legs and let them bear the huge impact of parachute landing; There are rings, and the practice is to keep a high altitude landing posture. ...

Thousands of umbrellas are neatly arranged on the playground: silvery white, grass green, colored and red ... Comrades form a cooperative principal and deputy, running around on the mat, carefully arranging umbrella ropes, folding umbrellas and shaking umbrellas one after another, forming an umbrella wave. ...

At present is a new type of umbrella developed in China in the mid-1980s. Li Huadong, the person in charge of skydiving training, said that this parachute has flexible operation and small landing impact, which has reached the advanced level in the world. He kept telling us that the silk of the umbrella coat and its area of nearly 80 square meters were enough for the three of us to hug and land safely. 30 strands of umbrella rope, each thin silk rope can bear the weight of the heaviest person among us, and the opening rate of this umbrella is beyond doubt. ...

To our deep regret, world-class umbrellas have to be folded, and it is so difficult to fold them! It's a headache just to look at the umbrella retracting tool: 5 fixed cones, 1 packing hook, 2 packing needles, 1 packing rope, 4 sandbags, 1 packing plate. ...

The strictness of the umbrella folding procedure far exceeds the requirements of the internal standards. Check 12 before closing the umbrella, from the resume of the umbrella to the stable umbrella, umbrella coat, umbrella bag, umbrella rope and connecting rope. ...

As the instructor said, when you are an airborne soldier, you can't relax! Check the umbrella, fold the umbrella coat, arrange the umbrella rope and control belt, put the folded umbrella coat into the slender umbrella coat cover, put the umbrella rope of 30 units 10 meter into the harness cover, fold and stabilize the umbrella, and complete the packaging ... All the work is carried out while running. The rule of airborne troops is that all walks of life should run in the process of collecting umbrellas. The monitor, platoon leader, director of umbrella training and battalion commander are all staring at you, shouting to urge you. "Pay attention to whether there is any kink in the umbrella rope", "whether all four threads are glued properly", "whether the needle is locked in place" and "the rope is secured smoothly" ... On the playground, there are squad leaders who check back and forth, as well as their sophisticated reminders and severe reprimands.

In any case, in a limited circle, the person we admire unanimously is Li Huadong. He is the captain of our parachute training-the person who shoulders the heavy responsibility of completing our parachute training and becoming a real paratrooper.

However, Li Huadong does not attach importance to our sacred skydiving. "Skydiving is just like ordinary people can walk for paratroopers. Nothing serious. " During the break of umbrella training, he would let us sit together, then stand on the platform, pat his thick legs and brag about his situation in the combat troops. "At that time, our clothes were not dry for a while. Every morning, there are two fully armed 10 km cross-country, doing 100 push-ups, 100 pull-ups, and 100 roll-ups. Individual and company tactical training in the morning often lasts until two o'clock in the afternoon. You will understand later. Why is paratrooper training so cruel? Because we shoulder the most dangerous task and go to the most dangerous battlefield. In the most successful airborne operations in World War II, the casualty rate also exceeded 70%. Therefore, we should not only develop the best physical fitness and tactics, but also develop tenacious endurance and superhuman survival wisdom. Why do we often practice until 2 pm in the hot sun and cold wind? Because long-term fatigue, excessive exposure and freezing will lead to decreased attention and weakened will. Why do we have to climb out of the deep ditch on the hard runway? Because in a war, we must climb over the nail house without saying a word! This is special training! The intensity and difficulty of your training now are not enough for the people's combat troops to have breakfast! "

What if the umbrella doesn't open?

■ Special circumstances are all kinds of accidents that endanger the life of parachutists during parachuting. For example, the main umbrella doesn't open, the umbrella is stuck in the air with someone else's umbrella, and it hangs on the tree when it lands ... and so on.

■ Skydiving is much safer than walking on the streets of nearby cities. There are 1 1 traffic accidents in that city every day, and our troops have been parachuting safely 10 for many years.

"What if the main umbrella can't be opened?" When we jump out of the platform one by one, the instructor will suddenly have special circumstances.

"Open the spare umbrella!" We immediately press and pull the abdomen with our right hand, and then straighten the abdomen.

Special circumstances are all kinds of accidents that endanger the lives of paratroopers when parachuting, such as the main umbrella not opening, someone else's umbrella stuck in the air and hanging on the tree when landing. As the day of skydiving is getting closer, there are more and more special situation assessments at all levels of division, regiment, battalion and company. Our poor rest time also gives all these strange and terrible special feelings. The umbrella coach who said that skydiving was very simple, saw that we were all idle and asked us to take a stool to the basketball court for an exam. Every time the assessment results are not good, he will fly into a rage and call the whole company to train for half a day.

So, during recess and after dinner, you can see my comrades shaking their heads and mumbling.

8 categories 100, more than a few special cases, the more people will be scared in the future-

If you turn over and spread your hands and feet after getting off the plane, it may cause the umbrella rope to hang on a certain part of your body. Even if an umbrella rope is entangled in one leg, the impact of opening the umbrella will pull your leg into a comminuted fracture-think about how hard you will pull when you are descending at a speed of 50 meters per second.

If you pass within 20 meters directly above others, there will be a horrible situation in which the double umbrellas fail alternately and the two people fall alternately. ...

If you hang it upstairs when you land, then when you fall, it is equivalent to jumping off a building with your bare hands. ...

If you meet an updraft in the air, you will not fall but rise; If the ground wind speed is high, there will be resistance as soon as it lands; if ...

"Battalion commander, what if you meet one?" Lin Fan, who has a good memory, feels more and more guilty.

"Don't those things you recite teach you how to deal with all kinds of special situations?"

"If two umbrellas are inserted at a low altitude of 100 meters, is there still time to open a backup umbrella?"

"As long as there is 1 m, open a backup umbrella, don't think about whether you have time!"

"The first mistake that recruits are most likely to make in skydiving is that they are not decisive, their legs are slow, and their bodies are not tight. This is the main reason for delaying the opening of the umbrella or winding the umbrella rope. Generally, few people can do the first two parachutes, but if they can't keep up once, they must try to follow them. Second, don't pass a few seconds too fast. Some people actually count to 10 in three seconds from getting off the plane to opening the umbrella, so every year someone jumps out and opens a backup umbrella. There were three people in our camp last year. Remember to count to 00 1 sec 002 sec. If you don't feel the impact of opening an umbrella, don't hesitate to open a backup umbrella decisively. Third, no matter how you pull the umbrella, you can't turn it over, although you can boldly manipulate it. I will practice on the horizontal bar (that is, pull-ups) these two days to enhance my arm strength. In addition to avoiding friends and neighbors in the air, keep one direction and don't run around; Fourth, in any case, keep the training landing posture and land your legs. One leg can only bear the impact of more than 200 kilograms, but the two legs can bear 1000 kilograms, so both feet must land at the same time. "

"However, on the whole, skydiving is much safer than walking on the streets of nearby cities. There are 1 1 traffic accidents in that city every day, and our troops have been parachuting safely 10 for many years. Fear is because of strangeness. Let me ask you, who will prepare a special plan when you go out by train or car? " Looking at more than 300 pairs of nervous eyes, the battalion commander ended his answer and pulled the topic back.

"An old man in the United States parachuted at the age of 87, creating a record in the history of parachuting in the world; The wedding of China world champion Wang Yongli and Sheng Jun was held in the air. People wear dresses and kiss their mouths in the air before opening their umbrellas. 40 years ago, Captain Kittinger of the US Air Force jumped from an altitude of 30,000 meters and didn't open his umbrella until 5,000 meters-the speed of free fall has exceeded the speed of sound-which is also a world record; Skydiving 150 times, participated in three skydiving training teams. When we jump open the umbrella, we sometimes delay 10 for more than a second until we smell the grass on the ground, and the captain is so angry that he slaps the table. "

"So, you don't be afraid of skydiving. The opening rate of our main umbrella can be said to be one in ten thousand. Let you master special handling methods, so that you are not afraid of skydiving-because you know all the unexpected handling methods; Skydiving is a science, as long as you master the rules, it is not terrible.

Jump ... jump ... jump ...

■ Paratroopers are brave incarnations, and those who can't overcome the fear of leaving the plane are not worthy of being paratroopers.

■ "Di, Di", yellow light flashing, comrade-in-arms "Huo" got up at the same time, raised his stool, hunched over, tucked under his belt, and assumed a posture of leaving the plane. The helmet carries the comrades in front, like a tiger ready to go. When the green light came on again, he waved his right hand with high satisfaction, and Xiangyang had jumped out of the hatch and suddenly disappeared.

At four o'clock in the morning, the loud sound of the bugle pierced the tranquility of the mountainous area in northern Hubei.

A convoy of military vehicles roared out of our camp. "Warsong thundered, motor roared, and brave paratroopers rushed behind enemy lines ..." In a car in the front row, we new paratroopers who were about to be born in the sky shouted the warsong of paratroopers at the top of our voices.

"Today, the synthetic wind at high altitude is 5.5, entering the direction of 172 and landing in the right orbit. Stay away from the plane and pay attention to your neighbors during the descent. " After the instructor finished talking about the weather, he once again reminded us of the places we should pay attention to in the air. The real skydiving is about to begin, and we all stare at each other as if to digest his every word with our eyes-even though we have heard these words thousands of times.

Opening the lead seal, laying the umbrella and tying the seven hooks, eight belts and twelve rings that are vital to our lives, we hobbled to three red detection lines: two experienced teachers were waiting for us on each detection line. From the helmet and hat to the shoulder strap, the lock needle and the spare umbrella, I finally slapped the spare umbrella on my chest and gave a thumbs-up cry: "Good!"

When we ran to the boarding area, a small transport plane called "aerial tractor" by veterans had roared past us. This is a class-sized small propeller plane, which is specially used for our paratroopers training.

In order to overcome the fear of paratroopers when they get off the plane, some countries in the world have been studying airdropping paratroopers with assembly line launchers. But in our army, we still emphasize jumping off the plane with our own feet. "Paratroopers are brave incarnations. People who can't overcome the fear of leaving the plane don't deserve to be paratroopers. " Army leaders often educate us like this. During World War II, many paratroopers had to climb out of the cabin, climb on the wing and jump again! Equipment can develop and change, but courage is always the first requirement of paratroopers.

The airflow in the sky changes greatly, and the plane rises and falls like flying on waves. It was stuffy and hot in the narrow cabin, and our paratroopers' squad leader kept talking and laughing to relax the atmosphere, although the noise of the engine made us unable to hear clearly. Hatch, the first skydiver pulled the helmet strap deep into his chin, sweating profusely, and listened carefully.

When the plane climbed to a height of 600 meters in the turbulence, the green light flashed in the cabin and two bells rang, "Didi". The monitor opened the cabin door with high force, and a strong and sober airflow rushed into the cabin. Woods, rivers and rice fields are slowly flowing under the wings, and the landing site is coming.

Reached out and touched my main umbrella and spare umbrella with high satisfaction, patted my shoulder hard and gave me a thumbs-up sign. This is the last check before parachuting. This simple touch has checked 14 parts related to my safety. We all gave thumbs up. At the same time, I recited the essentials of action again.

"Di, di", the yellow light flashed, and the comrades "huo" got up at the same time, raised their stools, bowed their waists and fastened their belts, posing as if they were leaving the plane. The helmet carries the comrades in front, like a tiger ready to go. When the green light came on again, he waved his right hand with high satisfaction, and Xiangyang had jumped out of the hatch and suddenly disappeared. A small group of new paratroopers followed, bravely jumping off this small aerial platform and sinking into the vast and mysterious sky.

Umbrella flowers are in full bloom in the blue sky. ...