Humorous sentences poking fun at fate

1, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Love you for 99 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, it is my strength!

2. My family name is me, my name is I love you, I miss you, my name is I know you, my scientific name is I love you, my childhood name is I miss you, my book name is I dream of you, my pen name is I love you, my nickname is I chase you ~ I see your beauty, and my real name is I tease you _

3. People who are not afraid to find bones in eggs are afraid that they must find eggs in bones.

If you don't believe me, you just don't believe in science. If you are against me, you are against people.

5. Buddha said that looking back 500 times in the past life only brought you a chance in this life. You and I are a foregone conclusion! Fate!

6. You passed by so many people, gathering and dispersing, sharing and combining, but God finally gave your hand to mine. Isn't this God's plan?

You can call me an animal, but you can't call me shameless. Animals have dignity.

8. You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as learned as a horse, as beautiful as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee and as kind as an ox … No wonder everyone calls you … an animal! Remember not to be someone else's animal ~

9, jeans are tired of wearing, cut into cropped pants to wear; If you are tired of wearing nine pants, cut them into big shorts to wear; Tired of wearing big underpants, I cut them into denim briefs.

10, if I can't find a seat by car, I usually stand at the back door happily, because I'm not the first one to get on the bus, but I must be the first one to get off.