On New Year's Eve in 2022, there are 8 1 sentences in the complete collection of funny stories about the New Year.

1, It's the Spring Festival, please take good care of your children, don't call me aunt as soon as you meet, and don't throw firecrackers everywhere. I'm still young and have a bad temper. I may just kick it in the face.

2. A new year, new wishes, new hopes and a new life. I wish you a new year and a new life, good, good, good!

I don't want to celebrate the New Year. Friends should move around and relatives should pay New Year greetings. I don't want to celebrate the New Year. Food and clothing cost money. Wear new clothes and improve your life.

On the evening of April 30th, I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala and burn winter vacation homework to keep warm.

5, can't afford to live, sell yourself! Eighty percent new, in those days, the procedures were complete, and I made a little money! I'm not hurt at all. Don't worry about giving money when you get it. 100 km is just three meals and two dishes. Very economical. When you get it, you get it in the lobby and kitchen. When I become the queen of children, I take care of my parents. If I have money, I can spend it. If there is no money at home, I can take it out and take it home. The Spring Festival is coming soon. Money is tight recently. Interested parties are welcome to consult and go upstairs by yourself!

6. As a senior single dog, on New Year's Eve, I just feel that my hormone secretion is insufficient to stay up late.

7. What's the matter with gaining three pounds in the New Year? I am not fat, am I worthy of dead chickens, ducks and fish?

8. Let the past laughter and tears come to an end here. Happy new year!

9. Do you want to consider staying with me? I will give you all the lucky money.

10, the children who are unaccompanied on New Year's Eve come out to watch the New Year's Eve dinner in Hunan.

1 1, most afraid of Chinese New Year. I politely pushed open your red envelope, but you believed it.

12, the big scene of the Chinese New Year, there are children covering their ears and watching me laugh, but I don't know where the gun is.

13, it's very naive to ask for lucky money in the New Year! But I don't care! I am still young! I want it! Whoever gives me the biggest red envelope is my first friend!

14, the New Year is as light as water outside, and the New Year in my hometown is full of homesickness.

15, the next winter vacation plan is to try to cheat my brother's lucky money.

16, running around year after year, the sentence is very hard. Hold hands day after day and say thank you.

17, the people who accompany you at night are very important, from walking to walking, from life to life!

18, Spring Festival is coming, I wish you: Pepsi! Everything is Fanta! Wahaha everyday! Happy every month! Go to Gao Legao every year! It feels like Sprite! Always eye-catching

19, I hope there are prizes in the red envelope I received this year.

20. "Going home for the New Year" lost weight and gained weight after leaving home, and the local accent did not become a pile of meat. When children meet strangers, they ask the fat man who you are.

2 1. With the sound of firecrackers, I wish my family a happy New Year, successful career and prosperous fortune.

22, divorce+marriage should be the top priority, this year, I will definitely get out of prison without a wife!

From nothing at the beginning of the year to penniless at the end of the year, don't forget that your initiative spent a year in vain.

24. I hope my lucky money can love each other and have more children.

25, the new year is coming, how much I miss you, how much I miss you; Take care, dear!

26, you cross the New Year's Eve, I don't, like my long legs, I'm afraid to cross to 2037.

27. I want to love me and all the people I love, be healthy and happy, and get better every year. I hope my enemy can have a good life today, but every day after today is getting worse every day.

28. Anyone who has a problem with me recently can come to me for a theory. I have mastered the secret of four words, that is, New Year's Day.

29, New Year's Eve can no longer find the original feeling, after all, things have changed.

We used to be inseparable, but now we don't even have the courage to say Happy New Year.

3 1, good-looking is called Chinese New Year, which can only be called one year older.

32, your legs are too short to cross the year, this is the most cruel thing I have ever heard.

33. What I am most afraid of during the Chinese New Year is that I politely pushed off your red envelope, but you believe it.

34. Those who have an object are called New Year's Eve, and those who have no object are called staying up late.

I just hope you can come back and give me a New Year's Eve, even if it's only for two seconds.

If meeting you needs all your luck, please stay away from me. I still have to play cards during the Spring Festival.

37. I would rather be as poor as before, leaving only my husband.

38. I hope you can throw a bunch of red envelopes at my face during the Chinese New Year, which means such a simple and rude friendship.

39. Lucky money is something that adults give to adults. Show us halfway!

40. Thank you for your help. Let the Spring Festival bring my blessing. I wish you good health and all the best!

4 1, for a fat man, he is already losing weight in the new year.

Looking back on this year, it seems that we have been living like pigs, but we cannot be as carefree as pigs!

43. Other people's family's New Year's Eve: I was outside with friends or objects, playing from 8 pm to 1 in the morning, and played all night. Your New Year's Eve: I stayed at home until 23: 59: 50 in the evening as usual, and began to count down to 1098765432 1, which was ten seconds higher.

44. I don't talk about grades in the New Year, but I am still a relative.

45. Although the world is very big, it feels wider than the world to celebrate the New Year in the narrow embrace of my hometown.

46. Many people's New Year's resolutions change year after year, but I am single-minded. Every year, my New Year's resolution is the same: rich, very rich, super rich.

47. Does anyone want a red envelope for the Chinese New Year? Please write to me privately, so that I can delete it for you, so as not to affect my New Year.

48. It's the New Year, and no matter what our grades are, we are still relatives.

49. When a relative asked me about my grades during the Chinese New Year, I asked him about the year-end bonus!

50. It's not that the Chinese New Year has lost its flavor, but that you are not the happiest person at your age.

5 1. It's the Spring Festival, and it's a waste of time to visit relatives without a red envelope.

52. If you see me pale in the New Year, don't think too much, that is, you forgot to give me a red envelope.

53. Hello, I am a liar. Tomorrow is New Year's Eve. I want a new year present. If you want to be cheated, please send me 20 yuan to buy a gift and teach yourself a lesson. Don't ask why others cheated 2 yuan, I cheated 20 yuan, because I am very bloated.

54. Laughter reveals harmony and auspiciousness. With lanterns, colorful temple fairs and sound blessings, the new year is ushered in.

55. I have grown up. When I refuse to ask for lucky money, please put it directly in my pocket. Fast and handsome!

56. One person spends Christmas, one person spends New Year's Eve, one person spends New Year's Day, and one person thinks about another person on his mobile phone.

57. Every holiday, I am attracted by gold. Every holiday, I gain three pounds. Every holiday, I am a blind date. It's annoying every holiday.

58. The so-called New Year's Eve is to write a year and then you cross it!

59. There is always an indescribable joy, joy and long-term expectation for the Chinese New Year.

60. Today is finally here. Cousins ready? I want to care about you with the greetings of my elders.

6 1. Happy New Year, uncle and aunt. I didn't do well in the exam I'm not hungry. I don't have a boyfriend yet. School starts in February and I have a lot of homework. I advanced into the house.

62. Wish you a happy spring breeze and horseshoe disease. At the beginning of the new year, I wish you a warm spring breeze and a non-stop progress towards a better future!

63, buddy, happy Spring Festival, MM more, wallet drum, heavy drinker, singing every night. Ha ha ha ha, over!

64. Today is New Year's Eve. I still watch three parties at home quietly and comfort myself that I am not alone.

65, ups and downs together, intimate. Love will continue in 2020, and we will never leave.

66. It's so sad to celebrate the New Year alone and have a birthday alone.

67, the big New Year, talk about what achievements, more hurt feelings.

68. It turns out that New Year's Eve concerts are reserved for people without company.

69, a new year, a new beginning; The blessing of the heart is the starting point of the heart.

70. No matter how you spend the New Year, you should spend every day happily.

7 1, you all get off work and prepare a new year present for me.

If you don't receive my greetings on New Year's Eve, don't question our feelings, I'm just lazy.

73. The Chinese New Year is coming, so let's all bask in our own objects in case there is the same model.

74. Don't tell me Happy New Year. It's better to have a red envelope.

75. New Year's Eve is coming. Everyone has been with me for another year, and I don't know how to thank you. Let's have a lucky draw to praise a lucky friend and send you a sincere Happy New Year on New Year's Day.

76. Sweep away the fatigue and dust of a year. Actually, we are still very young.

77. If meeting you needs all my luck, please stay away from me. My luck should be saved for playing cards in the New Year. Thank you.

78. Don't be too happy to get lucky money, son. I have to pay it back later.

79. It's time to visit relatives and friends during the Spring Festival. Be sure to show your elders' attitude this year and ask your cousins how the final exam was. That's how I care about the next generation.

80. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to my home. Average grades, average salary, no love. I go to work in the eighth grade and start school in March. I know you have to ask these questions. Let me answer first. Take your time when I enter the room.

8 1, May you be happy every day for 365 days a year, 8,760 hours forever, 5,256,000 wonderful minutes and 31536,000 seconds.