Funny: I'm not tall because I'm afraid of heights!

1. I just patted my wallet. Actually, it's nothing. I just hope it will swell up. 2. It is said that in front of the person you like, your IQ will get lower. Next time, do I fall in love with homework? 3. Listening to physics is like being in fog, watching physics is like being in fog, and ignoring physics. Learning English is like baby language, and baby language is better than English. Learning mathematics requires blood transfusion, and blood transfusion is mathematics. The most painful thing in the world is that a good spring dream is awakened by urine. How about waiting for the old man's long hair to reach his waist and then studying hard? 6. Teacher, there are no beautiful women in our class. How can I have the motivation to come to school? 7. Every dormitory has people who grind their teeth, talk in their sleep, snore and sleep in to watch the audience? 8. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but there are many WIFI nearby, but we don't know the password. 9. What is happiness? Happiness is waking up every morning to look at your watch, but you can still sleep for half an hour. 10. Every time I do my homework, touching my mobile phone is like eating dazzling chewing gum, and I can't stop. 1 1. Teacher, this is a big deal. My homework eloped last night. 12. There are always 30 days in a month when I don't want to go to school. 13. The twinkling stars are full of foxes. 14. Why does the earth rotate? Probably because I was slapped and eaten tens of millions of years ago. 15. Drink Jiaduobao without getting angry, and watch Jiaduobao's advertisement get angry! 16. When the class teacher talks nonsense, it's like chewing a program, and he can't stop! 17. Each weighing. When you are light, say to yourself: thin. When you are heavy, say to yourself: your chest is big. 18. Judging from my achievements in liberal arts, I am suitable for studying science. Judging from my achievements in science, I am suitable for studying literature. According to the total score, I am fit to die. 19. A beautiful woman sent me a message last night saying that there was no one at home at night. Come to my house. So I knocked on the door all night, and sure enough, no one was there. Really want to kill her. . 20. Look at the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep. 2 1. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives. 22. Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home. Marriage can be bought, but love cannot. You can buy a clock, but you can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain! Give me your money and let me suffer alone? 23. Don't be too nice to me, lest I promise myself and you don't. 24. Get on the thief boat and follow the thief. 25. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he heard a song on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style. 26. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination. 27. Every time the teacher says, please put something unrelated to the exam on the podium, I want to put myself on it. 28. For children who are afraid to go to the toilet after watching ghost movies, I want to say that ghosts have dignity. What ghost hides in your toilet in the middle of the night and waits to blow you up? 29. I am not tall, because I have acrophobia! 30. Who fed my QQ cough syrup? Why do I feel that this penguin has not coughed for a long time?