If you were money and I was a passbook, I would definitely take (marry) yours.

If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take (marry) your classic joke.

If a drop of water falls in the sky, it is a tear that I miss you. If two drops of water fall in the sky, it is that I love you and am ecstatic; If there are countless drops of water in the sky, it's ... Don't dream about it, it's raining

Don't panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight it bravely, and there will be at most three results: First, you win, and you are better than the dog; Second, if you lose, you are not even as good as a dog; Third, you are even. You are just like a dog.

do you know why we are predestined friends? We knew each other as early as 1 years ago. It was autumn, and you ran with me in the wind, leaving your teeth marks on me. This has become an eternal story. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.

Late at night, the Boeing 737 pilot came home and knocked at the door. The wife asked: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requesting landing! Suddenly a man in the room shouted: Roger that, 777 will take off immediately to make room for you.

If there are no flowers, spring will be lonely, if there is no passion, the four seasons will be mediocre, and if there is no me, you will lose someone who cares about you the most! Without you, Rabbit would ask, "Who should I race with?"

You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your fluffy hand! Love makes us walk upright

Wife, thank you for the flowers. When your wedding anniversary comes, I'll send you a bunch.

If I have seven apples in my left hand and eight apples in my right hand, it can be concluded that I have … a pair of big hands.

those who have the heart to be powerless, those who have the strength to have no money, those who have the money to be heartless, those who have the feelings to be absent, those who have the fate to have no points, and those who have the points are getting divorced.

You can't add water to milk, but you can add milk to water. You can't smoke when you pray, but you can pray when you smoke.

Pig is a very useful animal. Pork can be eaten, bristles can be used as brushes, pigskin can be used as leather products, and names can also be used to curse people.

My wife said I was paranoid, so she took me to see a psychiatrist. I gave the doctor more than a dozen suggestions on how to decorate the office, but the stubborn donkey didn't listen at all.

I'm very abstemious in drinking. Before I drink, I will mark a scale on the glass in advance, and then I won't drink a drop until the wine in the bottle is flush with the scale. Moreover, many times, I won't drink before I drink the scale.

I used to have everything: status, money and beauty ... but my wife found out ... when I was young, I had to smoke behind my father's back, and when I grew up, I had to hide from my son.

I never eat duck's tongue. What I take out of the duck's beak is so dirty. I want to eat scrambled eggs.

A bean fell down. It was discouraged and depressed. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "pig encourages (chocolate) beans".

You and I are angels with one wing. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. I came to the world to look for you, and after trying to find you, I found out: mom! Our wings are on the same side

If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive (marry) me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take (marry) you.