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Qi Tian da sheng Shi
When it is good, it becomes a Buddha and a fairy, and when it is evil, it has long hair and horns. Infinite change makes heaven, but thunder can't catch the magic weapon.
Sanyang Jiaotai produces a group of people, and the fairy stone cells contain the essence of the sun and the moon.
Turn the monkey into a road with eggs and pretend that your name is Dan Cheng.
Internally, I don't know why there is no phase, but externally, I know it is tangible.
Everyone has been from this place for generations, and they are called kings and saints.
Guo Moruo's "Seven Laws, Look":
The shemale confuses right and wrong, is kind to the enemy, and plays practical jokes on friends.
I've heard the curse of the golden cudgel ten thousand times, and escaped from the bone three times.
When a thousand knives chop the flesh of the Tang monk, what is the loss to the Great Sage?
Education can appreciate in time, and pigs are smarter than fools.
2. When he met the Monkey King, he bowed his head for countless times and said, "Master! Master! My disciple is determined to salute! Loyal to the ceremony! " "Where are you from?" The ancestor asked. Tell me the name of the village official. See you later. "the Monkey King said," Disciple Dongsheng Shenzhou proudly came to the national Huaguoshan water curtain cave. "The heads of the fathers ordered," get out! He is a liar, a liar, so there is no way to fix it! " The Monkey King hurriedly kowtowed and said, "The apprentice is honest and has not cheated. "The patriarch said," Since you are honest, how can you say that Dongsheng is China? That place came to me, separated by two oceans, and the southern part of the mainland. How did you get this? The Monkey King kowtowed and said, "My apprentice has been crossing the sea and the border for more than ten years. "
Wukong lifted his clothes and touched them. It's an iron pillar, about as thick as a bucket and two feet long. He tried his best to move his hands in the aisle: "It's too thick and too long! Only shorter and thinner ones can be used. " After that, the baby was a few feet shorter and thinner. Wukong twitched again and said, "It's better to be thinner!" That baby has really lost a little weight. Wukong is very happy. When he took out Haibao, he found two gold hoops at both ends and a black iron in the middle. There is a line engraved next to the hoop, which is called "Ruyi Golden Hoop" and weighs 13500 Jin. I secretly pleased: "I think this baby is still satisfied!" " As he walked, he shook his hand to himself. "It would be nice to be shorter and thinner!" "Take it out, only two feet long, wankou thick.
Explain that the Monkey King is a demon monkey after all. He doesn't know his rank or salary, but only pays attention to his name. The immortal officer of the second division of Qi Tianfu Mountain provided for his servants in the morning and evening. They only know how to eat three meals during the eclipse and sleep on the sofa at night. They have nothing to worry about. They are free. In leisure time, friends will visit the palace and make friends. See Sanqing, call it "old"; Say "Your Majesty" to every Four Emperors. With Nine Obsidian Stars, Five Generals, Twenty-eight Hostels, Four Heavenly Kings, Twelve Chen Yuan, Five Five Elders, Putian Astrology and Hehan Gods, they all treat each other as brothers and call each other. Travel east today, swing west tomorrow, clouds go and clouds come, and their whereabouts are uncertain.
Sanzang had to obey and lead the horse down the mountain. After walking a few miles, I saw a monkey between stone boxes, showing its head, reaching out and waving wildly. "Master, why did you come at this time?" Come on! Come on! Get me out of here, I promise you'll go to the western paradise! "The old man looked at it carefully. What do you think of him?
Sharp mouth and shrinking cheeks, golden eyes. Moss on the head and vines on the ears. There is less hair and more grass on the temples, and there is no need for green sand under the forehead. Eyebrow soil, nose concave mud, very embarrassing; Thick fingers, thick palms and much dust. I rolled my eyes with joy and sang in my voice. Although the language is convenient, the body cannot move. This is Sun Shengda 500 years ago, and now it is hard to escape.
The monkey just jumped off the cliff, crashed into the cave, took off his demon clothes, adjusted his brocade, tied a tiger skin skirt, held the iron bar and walked out the door. The monkeys stopped in panic and said, "Grandpa Great Sage, where are you going? It's good to take us for a few years. " "Don't talk like that, son," Monkey said. I assure Tang Priest that everyone knows that the Monkey King is Tang Priest's apprentice. Instead of driving me back, he taught me to go home and take me home to play. Now, because of this, all of you should carefully guard your property, plant willows at the right time, and don't waste them. When I go to protect the Tang Priest, I will go back to the East Palace. After success, I will still come back to be happy with you. " All monkeys have their own lives.
3. Sentences describing the domineering spirit of the Great Sage of Qi Tian 1. When the Great Sage returned to heaven, the Jade Emperor was stunned. God, man, ghost and demon have their own ways, and no one has served them since ancient times.
If I become a Buddha, there will be no magic in the world. What can Buddha do for me if I become a demon?
God is oppressing me.
I divided the day. The ground stood in my way and I crushed it.
I want this day, I can't cover my eyes anymore. I want this place. I can't bury my heart. I want this sentient being to understand what I mean, and I want the buddhas to disappear.
5. How can you get past 81 without practicing 72 changes?
6, no madness does not exist. So if you want to stay in heaven, Even if the world is gone. Don't forget my old grandson's name.
7. Five hundred years in Wuxing Mountain, and three thousand years in the world.
8. Lava is armor and flame is canopy. Stay in heaven, fight the devil and conquer it.
9. Step on heaven and earth, step on Kun, and the spirit will shatter and destroy the fairy god.
10, Linglong Tower, Bagua Furnace, Dinghai, One-shot Buddha.
1 1, proud to the fog, fragrant flowers and fruits, Dinghai is a great wave of magic. Overseas, in the water curtain, Qitian is more curved than Gao Xian.
12, reverse reincarnation, stepping on the Dragon Palace, breaking the sky. Xia Zi is no longer on the horizon. Subvert the world, just to remember your beautiful face!
13, years can't stop my steps, and heaven and earth can't erase my will.
14, who said that I am extraordinary, who makes me love and hate.
15, gold hoop pledge
If anything, I want this iron bar drunk dancer.
4. What are the sentences that describe the domineering spirit of Qitian Great Sage? 1. The Great Sage returned to step on the sky, and the Jade Emperor was surprised.
God, man, ghost and demon have their own ways, and no one has served them since ancient times. If I become a Buddha, there will be no magic in the world. What can Buddha do for me if I become a demon? 3, the day is pressing me, I divided this day.
The ground stood in my way and I crushed it. I want this day, I can't cover my eyes anymore. I want this place. I can't bury my heart. I want this sentient being to understand what I mean, and I want the buddhas to disappear.
5. How can you get past 81 without practicing 72 changes? 6, no madness does not exist.
So if you want to stay in heaven, Even if the world is gone.
Don't forget my old grandson's name. 7. Five hundred years after Wuxing Mountain, three thousand generations and three talents are empty. 8. Lava is armor and flame is canopy.
Stay in heaven, fight the devil and conquer it. 9. Step on heaven and earth, step on Kun, and the spirit will shatter and destroy the fairy god.
10, Linglong Tower, Bagua Furnace, Dinghai, One-shot Buddha. 1 1, proud to the fog, fragrant flowers and fruits, Dinghai is a great wave of magic.
Overseas, in the water curtain, Qitian is more curved than Gao Xian. 12, reverse reincarnation, stepping on the Dragon Palace, breaking the sky.
Xia Zi is no longer on the horizon. Subvert the world, just to remember your beautiful face! 13, years can't stop my steps, and heaven and earth can't erase my will.
14, who said that I am extraordinary, who makes me love and hate. 15, with the golden hoop as pledge, I want this iron bar to get drunk.
5. What are the sentences describing the Great Sage in Monkey? 1. the Monkey King was determined to protect the Tang Priest and his disciples, and went all the way to learn from the scriptures.
2. The clever and naughty the Monkey King is the most popular figure in China mythology.
3. The monster held a stick and bared his teeth at the Monkey King.
4. the Monkey King changed seventy-two, and Nezha can become Superman.
5. the Monkey King has become a tiger.
6. the Monkey King is a household name.
Bai played forty rounds with the Monkey King and finally lost.
The Monkey King can walk and do somersaults.
9. the Monkey King saw through who Bai was at a glance and became a beautiful woman.
10, the Monkey King in the story bravely followed the Tang Priest to slay the demon.
1 1, the Monkey King's skill is very high, and he tried his best to protect Tang Priest on the way to learn from the scriptures.
12. The design of this stamp is based on the image of the Monkey King in the Journey to the West.
13, the Monkey King turned into a pine tree.
14. After the Monkey King was rescued from the mountain by Tang Priest, he followed his master to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures.
15, the Monkey King is miraculous. He needs wind to get wind and rain to get rain.
6. The poems describing Qi Tianshengda are full of light and burning. How do people learn from it? Into the fire, can't burn. If you go into the water, have you ever drowned? A Manizu is bright, but a sword and halberd can't hurt you.
It can also be good or evil, and good and evil are before him. When it is good, it becomes a Buddha and a fairy, and when it is evil, it has long hair and horns.
Infinite change makes heaven, but thunder can't catch the magic weapon. Sanyang Jiaotai produces a group of people, and the fairy stone cells contain the essence of the sun and the moon.
Turn the monkey into a road with eggs and pretend that your name is Dan Cheng. Internally, I don't know why there is no phase, but externally, I know it is tangible.
Everyone has been from this place for generations, and they are called kings and saints. Guo Moruo's "Looking at Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon through Seven Laws": The shemale confuses right and wrong, is kind to the enemy and clumsy to his friends.
I've heard the curse of the golden cudgel ten thousand times, and escaped from the bone three times. When a thousand knives chop the flesh of the Tang monk, what is the loss to the Great Sage?
Education can appreciate in time, and pigs are smarter than fools.
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