Humorous and interesting QQ space.

1. You're a little aura, I'm a little silly, you're a little effeminate, I'm a little rustic, you smell a little sweet, I'm a little alcoholic, and I'm not angry if you're angry.

He said you don't belong to me now, and I won't love you until you belong to me.

Since dating is not allowed, don't give out school uniforms, lest others say it's fake.

When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you to eat.

5. Don't read the information! Then what are you looking at? See how it works!

6. The difference between me and Telunsu is! I have low purity, and Telunsu has high purity!

7. "Doctor, what should I do with big pores?" "The pixel drops."

8. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, and the biggest possibility is that I am hungry …

9. Boss: Friends are for use; Brothers are betrayed; Boss, that's how I escaped.

10. It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head.

1 1. A fat pigeon walked into the central hall from the balcony, bravely took a shit and floated away! Don't be infatuated with pigeons. Pigeons are just a legend.

12. The highest level of boredom, turn on the computer, press the phone and watch TV.

13. What is the head teacher? Is to ruin your friendship! Destroy your love again! Terrorists who don't leave your family alone!

14. The night gives you black eyes, but you roll your eyes with them.

15. I counted my fingers and found that I was missing in your life.

16. Children who lack love are always very easy to satisfy.

17. I love you more than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! For your heart, it will last longer than Guan Yunchang! I don't need to say what you mean!

18. I have been abused thousands of times in winter, and it is like first love for quilts.

19. People nowadays are all talking on the surface, but they are actually playing with their brains.

20. Sometimes, when waiting in line for meals in the canteen, the greatest comfort is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people waiting behind.

2 1. If someone talks to me about "the end of the world" again, I will not hesitate to call 1 10.

22. Chopin, no matter how awesome B is, it can't play the sadness of Lao Tzu!

Interesting qq. Tell me about it.

First of all, I'm not who I used to be. Don't look at me the way I used to!

Second, I don't know what I cling to, but I know I've been trying to embarrass myself.

Third, if waiting can bring miracles, I would rather wait, even for a year or a lifetime!

Fourth, flowers bloom again and people come and go. If you are destined to be a passer-by, why bother?

Yesterday has passed, shake off the dust and move on. Don't let the past steal the future. Do your best today.

Even if we are busy, even if we are tired, as long as we see each other, we will smile warmly and we will keep going.

Seven, the length and width of the human heart are not equal.

If you can't accept the worst of me, you don't deserve the best of me!

Only when you know the end of the book can you understand the beginning of the book. -Schopenhauer

Ten, how do we lack money in rural areas? But what we lack most is morality and self-esteem.

1 1. Life is just a trip. You pass by me and I pass by you. Then, we practice separately and move forward separately.

Twelve, some roads are far away, and it will be very tiring to go on. However, if you don't leave, you will regret it.

Thirteen, I think you are very happy because you can choose to love me or not. And I can only choose to love you or love you more. -Strawberry from Tsukasa Nishino 100%.

Fourteen, Lao tze love you, you his mama give Lao tze licentious, Lao tze don't love you now, ask you a bird?

15. Instead of expecting to meet someone, expect yourself to attract such a person; Instead of expecting positive energy to warm you every time you are lost, expect yourself to be a positive energy person; It is better to work hard now than to worry about the future.

Sixteen, the sky is not always clear, and the sun is not always bright, so it doesn't hurt to have an emotional breakdown occasionally.

17. Happiness and happiness are so similar, but is happiness happiness?

Eighteen, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.

Nineteen, I want to keep you who have decided to leave me with my smile!

A strong girl will cry, but she will never give up.

Twenty-one, I am the one who knows you best. I watched the sunset alone, and people in the street said goodbye.

22. False friends and sisters are dogs that can never be fed.

Twenty-three, lonely and prosperous, buried all over the world, scattered all over the armor.

Twenty-four, now that you have decided to leave, why insist on right and wrong.

Twenty-five, there is no freedom if you are greedy for stability. If you want to be free, you must go through some dangers. There are only two ways. -Lu Xun

Twenty-six, like that song, listen quietly; If you like someone, you can see it from a distance.

The most terrible thing is that you have a lot of time and energy, but your head is empty. -Vae

Twenty-eight, you say you love me, you say you miss me, why!

Twenty-nine, since I met you, I understand that you should be careful when voting for men in love.

Very interesting space to talk about.

Very interesting space to talk about.

First, it's all boiled water, so what do you pack?

Second, the heart answers: I am not afraid, because I am heartless.

Third, I not only have a car, but also work by myself.

Fourth, the mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.

5. How to lose weight if you are not full?

Six, after the important task is post-manufacturing.

7. The price of graves has risen so fast that I can't afford to die.

If you are healthy, it is a bolt from the blue.

Nine, cucumber lies in shooting, and life lies in hey.

Ten, people are people, there is no need to deliberately be a person.

Don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning.

Twelve, I want to let the world know that I am very low-key!

Thirteen, Lao Tzu not only has a car, but also depends on himself!

If the smoke is not obedient, I will smoke.

Fifteen, money is not the problem, the problem is no money!

16. Your appearance is out of proportion.

Seventeen years old, the foot of my bed is so bright, bald and frosty.

Eighteen, blessed today, there are animals to see!

19. Please allow me to forget us.

20. I was very young. What about you? Are you old?

2 1. If you just like it, why exaggerate it into love?

22. When I become emperor, I will make you a prince.

Twenty-three, you can be proud, but you have to give face.

Twenty-four, happiness remains the same, and sorrow is myriad.

I am used to crying before going to bed.

Twenty-six, people are mean, people are stupid!

Your smile warms the whole winter.

Twenty-eight, this is really a smiling face. This is disgusting.

I don't like talking about love, just money.

30. Who is the husband? All fucking temporary workers!

Thirty-one, drag with me, you go and buy a coffin first!

Would you like to be my next ex-girlfriend?

33. The ideal is beautiful, but the reality is very skinny.

When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

Thirty-five, novels are like fairy tales, and reality is like residue.

Thirty-six, slightly painful, the original cut fur.

Thirty-seven, everyone has a time to shit!

Thirty-eight, come back quickly, I can't fool you alone!

Don't worship your brother, who also has many fans.

Forty, you are the best example of abortion failure!

I walk slowly, but I never walk backwards!

Forty-two, don't do it if you regret it, and don't regret it if you do it.

43.how did you die? Not so poor as to die.

Forty-four, people are simple when they are poor, but complicated when they are rich.

Forty-five, the bird in the cage, hate Zhang Fei.

Forty-six, listen to you and leave me ten books!

Forty-seven, when hardware can also be copied!

Forty-eight, don't pretend with me. I'm crazy, too.

Forty-nine, people are not smart and bald like others.

Fifty, people, it is better to live beautifully than to be beautiful.

Teach you my menstrual fluid (test)!

Fifty-two years old, my hair is gone, and dandruff is more prominent.

Let's have a baby, shall we?

54. An exam is like cooking porridge, it will burn when cooked.

Fifty-five, life is simple, not addicted to fantasy.

56. Same eyes, different opinions.

I want to bite you, but I'm a Muslim.

Fifty-eight, other people's money and wealth are all things other than me.

Fifty-nine, my world, as long as I understand it alone

Sixty, the noise dispersed, I thought there would be you.

Funny anecdotes, anecdotes.

1. Violence can't solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

I am single because no one can easily deserve me as a proletarian successor.

When I was a freshman, I told my roommate that I must find a beautiful girl as my girlfriend. My roommate said it was good and that I had a goal. Later, I thought it was ok to find a girlfriend, but I couldn't find one. Slowly, when I was a sophomore, I suddenly found that as long as it is a woman in love. Now that I'm a junior, I think my roommate is also quite good.

I finally know why homework is an uncountable noun, because it can't be done at all. Funny and interesting sentences.

6. Mathematics is very interesting. How interesting is it? Since I learned math, I feel that even living is meaningless.

7. I tried to be an interesting person, but later I went astray and became a tease.

8. A father and son came to the store to buy an iphone. The son looks like a junior high school student. When paying the money, the son said, dad, just buy a smart phone with your IQ. Then his father said that we all laughed and told his son that you have a high IQ, but you can't afford it.

9. What makes you call me fat? What did you buy me to eat?

10. Girls should not quarrel casually, which will make them look very uneducated. You should slap them and let them know what it means to be both civil and military.

1 1. I thought I was also the seed of infatuation, but it rained and drowned.

12. Ten years ago in May, a man praised me. He married a beautiful young girlfriend. Last May, another person praised me. He won 5 million. In May this year, everyone who praised me married a beautiful young girl and won 5 million yuan on their wedding day. Don't say I'm not interesting enough. The text has been put here.

13. I have a desire not to get tanned, but I have a heart to go out surfing all day.

14. When I was a child, my parents owed a lot of money to others and kept telling them: We will pay you back twice in the future. Later, they gave birth to me and named me Shuang.

15. Some people have shiny surfaces, but in fact their socks have slipped to the soles of their feet.

16. My wife likes to buy lottery tickets. She buys the same number all the year round, and every time she quarrels, she says: If I win 5 million, the first thing is to divorce you! I didn't really laugh, and I wasn't worried at all, because I bought the same number with her every time, twice.

17. I always regard you as my best friend, so please tell me when you have no money and I will teach you how to live a hard life.

18. Others stay in bed because they have money. They can sleep as long as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal.

19. What is the most unforgettable large-scale collective activity organized by your class? Make up lessons collectively!

20. Precautions before the senior high school entrance examination: The voice of turning over must be loud and fast, so that the whole examination room can hear it, and they begin to doubt their lives. After listening, he shouted, It's so fucking easy! Put the pen down heavily, half louder. Clap your thighs and shout: lying in the trough, original question! You don't have to go to a good high school, you must be in place to pretend to be B. I will wait for you at the construction site rain or shine.

2 1. The final exam is coming. I will definitely tell you how many people are in my class with my strength.

22. The professor said: A fool's question can't be answered by ten geniuses. A student said: No wonder I can't do every exam. I see.

23. A fish raised by my roommate died and refused to be buried. As a result, the more roasted, the more fragrant. Not long after, I went downstairs and bought a bottle of wine.

24. The weather is getting hotter and hotter. Girls should buy short sleeves for their boyfriends, and boys should also buy short sleeves, long sleeves, quarter sleeves, a pair of shorts, a pair of trousers, a pair of sandals, a pair of leather shoes, a pair of white shoes, a short skirt, a long skirt, a dress, a handbag, a satchel and a shoulder.