Your mother chased me for ten blocks and said I looked like your father.

I broke my hair and my mind.

[The origin of various school affairs]

If the society is not social, you should be sharp and the hooligans should be steady.

I feel like I'm going to be planted on you all my life

The highest state of loneliness is prosperity.

The delivery speed of this mother-in-law is too slow, and the goods have not arrived yet!

? Shall we be apart for a while? ? Do you remember to come back?

The great cause of losing weight is always remembered after eating and drinking.

Girl, remember that you are not married to a prince, but to someone who treats you like a princess.

No matter how good the chain is, you can't tie a running dog!

I'm going back to Mars. Love on earth is too dangerous]

Regular smoking will shorten the male reproductive organs.

When I was a child, I bought that bottle of screaming?

Many things I expected before are now gone.

Your mother chased me for ten blocks and said I looked like your father.

It took me two hours to conceive my homework. I should sit down by rights.

It's still the original formula, or the familiar taste. I love Banlangen! ~

? Besides Lei Feng, who is the most attractive and who is the hottest is me.

How to mop the floor with long hair waist-high?

\ \ \ "Use not only sentences, but also I like TFBOYS and Roy?

I have many problems, willfulness is hopeless, laziness can't be changed, and my temper can't be controlled. I'm afraid you can't stand it one day.

I won't regret anything, because you are my choice.

Waste recycling is resource management at best, and garbage collection at worst.

Our love will last longer than the news broadcast.

Uncle Shen, when is it my turn to bite mosquitoes?

Why do I never get a perfect score when I copy a full score composition!

It is raining. I bought all the umbrellas in the whole city. I thought you would come to my arms to hide from the rain, but you ran away with your raincoat.

How many children are covered with air conditioners?

That year, I had sugar in my hand, poetry in my heart and you by my side. What is there to regret?

Low-key does not mean that I have no light, and kindness does not mean that I am weak.

You don't need too many friends, just a friend who can speak from the heart.

Mind your own business, but also consider what you are.

I like people with good hands, but if your hands are hurt or cracked, it won't affect my deep love for you.

It only takes two steps to make a girl crazy. The first step is to take a picture of her. Step two, don't let her see the photos.

Fuck you, fool me @

Thank those friends who know that I have a bad temper but are still with me.

Good brothers, one cigarette and two.

I have a disease, a disease that I will die if I don't love G-Dragon.

You really interpret the people I hate very well. How should I say hello?

No matter how ordinary you are, we are a limited edition. Don't look down on yourself.

Wait until you love me. Showing off is boring.

My signature can't be read casually. If you want to know, please add friends.

TFboys, you are like a twinkling star at night.

Hypocrite, don't say sorry to me. Getting out is the best apology.

There is an attitude called being a bitch, and there is a state called making trouble.

? Prove in one sentence that you have seen Four Great Classical Novels? Brother saves me, strategist saves me, sister saves me, Wukong saves me?

Don't tell me you're sorry, hypocrite. Getting out is the best apology.

I am working so hard now, just for my son to give others a mouth at school in the future. People want 10 thousand, and I'll take 20 thousand Son, have another bite.

A man's greatest failure is to give others a chance to laugh at his woman.

? When can I have my book back? Page 30 is full of scrawled handwriting. What does my name mean?

You can't hit a BBK lighter. Dad doesn't have to worry about my homework anymore.

? What you do can be described as three times five divided by two. ? You mean I am efficient and quick-witted? ? No, it's a little stupid, okay?

I am close to you just to take off your clothes and put on your wedding clothes.

A girl who obviously lifts her bangs but doesn't look good is an atmosphere.

Don't shut up, your mother and your father. Why are you so filial?

I want to raise a cat, spend the four seasons with me, and then spend every day without you.

It's brave of you to accept only this assignment and hand it over to the teacher. ? Dedicated to the class representative

I am not tall, so I want to gain weight.