Classic funny phrase-why do you look like a joke?

1, the photo is not a photo, it's totally embarassed.

2. Grandma said, "The power is out. Light candles and watch TV. "

If you get married, don't marry anyone else, and don't marry me.

4. People who are arrogant in appearance have a deep inferiority complex buried in their bones.

5. Boring people do boring things, say boring things and miss boring people.

6. I finally discovered the secret of a woman's eternal youth, that is, lying about her age.

7, laughter, a tragedy, crying, a washing appliance, a tableware that does not cry or laugh.

8, you don't just look at my appearance, in fact, I also appreciate it very much.

9. Leave the last sip of water to comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice.

10, people are iron, and their style is rigid. If you don't pretend to hold it for a day, you will panic.

1 1. When Spider-Man's uncle died, he said, "The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility."

12, green mountains and green waters are lovely, beautiful girls are loved by everyone, and the next generation of the motherland must fall in love in the future.

13, we all evolved from apes, and you degenerated from apes.

14, it's foolish to cross the bridge when you cross it.

15, I won't sing uneasy because I don't want to roll my eyes.

16, I'm not a junk collector, so I can't be on call.

17, you! Is the vegetable market is out of the market ... A handful of fifty cents!

18, don't wait until everyone says you're ugly before you realize you're really ugly.

19, doing nothing, doing nothing.

20. I have always insisted on forcing everyone to admit by violence: Girl, I will always be 16 years old.

2 1. After practicing martial arts for so many years, I finally got this embarrassing opportunity today.

22, see through every day, see the toilet as transparent as a hole.

23. Being strong is also lonely, because it is also the king, the king of a field. I want to be a strong person, but I want to be an ordinary person!

24. The story of the wolf tells us that we have been cheated twice, and we must believe him the third time.

Why do you look like a joke?

26. People say that I am popular, and no one kowtows to me during the Chinese New Year.

27. How much love can be at sixes and sevens, and how many broken shoes are still waiting?

28. Not everyone is a bad person, but not everyone is a good person.

29. Where you fall, you get up. You always fall in the same place. I suspect there is a pit there.

30. Women like two kinds of flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, the other is to spend as much as possible.

How to write a graduation message with friends?

1. No matter how far apart, I will always miss you.

2. Full of three years of classmates' ups and downs, I can't forget our arguments in class, our running on the court, our struggle in the examination room and our singing by candlelight. How beautiful and unforgettable. Say goodbye when I graduate, and wish my old classmates always remember me and be safe and happy forever.

3. College time is beautiful, carefree and colorful; University time is very short, time flies, fleeting. Graduation is here, parting is just around the corner, send my best wishes and stay with you forever. gooday is ambitious and happy every day!

4. After graduation, there is too much nostalgia; After parting, there are too many disappointments. I can't forget the breakfast you gave me. It smells good! I can't forget the scarf you gave me. How warm it is! I can't forget your concern, how sweet! I can't forget the tears when I said goodbye. It is salty. Send my blessing today, I hope you will always be cheerful and happy, always lively and beautiful.

I don't want to say goodbye when I graduate, because I don't want to say goodbye, because I can't bear to leave a message, because I can't be separated, so I have to send my best wishes, wishing you all the best, praying silently in my heart, and wishing you a bright future and keeping in touch.

After graduation, after several years of tempering, you have shaped a tall and straight body, high wits and strong perseverance, and practiced the skills of chasing the wind, catching rain, driving thunder and electricity. I wish you go out of the campus, keep forging ahead and step into a wonderful life!

7. Wish: Your ideal will show like rain, your future will be as bright as light, and your life will be as happy as sunset; On the occasion of graduation, I would like to extend my sincere wishes and greetings to you.

8. Because of study, we get together, study hard every day and review every night; Because of our studies, we have to separate, go our separate ways and pursue a higher institution of learning. Without today's efforts, how can there be tomorrow's glory? Goodbye classmates, don't be sad, don't cry, we will meet again tomorrow, pack up our bags of wisdom and move forward bravely. Success is still waiting for you. Graduation advice

9. The difference between graduation is very helpless. Although I don't give up, I want to do my own thing well; Looking forward to graduation, success and reunion. On the occasion of graduation, I extend my most sincere wishes to you. I hope all our friends will be healthy, happy and successful when we meet again.

10. Looking back in a hurry, I am facing parting today. We want to bid farewell to our dear alma mater, our lost sadness and our classmates who live together day and night. The past spring, summer, autumn and winter, the past light, the past book shadow and the past teacher dormitory are deeply engraved in our hearts. We graduated, I wish you good luck every year and smile every day.

1 1. After graduation, I can't forget you: you accompanied me to drink when I was lovelorn, you gave me timely help when I had no money, and you carried me back to the hospital when I was injured playing football. You are my best friends and my good brothers. Seeing that we are about to part, I wish you a double harvest and good luck in your love career!

12. Pack everything in the past and keep the friendship of classmates in mind. After the graduation ceremony, we will embark on a dream journey. Graduation, separation, turn this last blessing into a short message and send it to my dearest you. May happiness accompany you, happiness meet every day, life is colorful, and all troubles and troubles get out of here!

13. If I can, I would like to rub everything in my heart into today's difference. But I can't! Then, let's break up silently! You know, this is the silence of the volcano, which is better than all other words!

14. Facing the feast laid by the years, we smiled at each other and politely advised the wine, as if all the unspoken love and disappointment were hidden behind the sentence. Because we all know that there is no more mellow wine than this bottle of wine in our hands.

15. Do you still remember the colorful cobblestone path with colorful flowers and green willows fluttering on both sides of the campus? How many mornings, how many evenings, we walked along this road, it left in my memory with friendship, but also branded in your impression.

16. You have the wisdom like a fountain and a pair of hard hands. Xueyou, Xueyou, wherever you are, luck and happy events are with you!

17. You finally left, but you left the image of flowers, the fragrance of flowers, and the hope of watering us together. As long as I think of you in the future, my years will always be bright.

18. I came in a hurry, went in a hurry, and left a lot of things, looking forward to a reunion. It's hard to say my share in a thousand words. I hope you have a wonderful trip!

19. In this season full of thoughts, I am full of sincere wishes and would like to bring you infinite joy and warmth.

20. I don't talk much! There is only one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you!

2 1. Six years passed quickly, so we sang and laughed, so we got to know each other and got together. We didn't even have time to say goodbye, and soon we were going our separate ways.

22. My friends, we have to be apart for a while; If you cherish it, I won't say it. On this lingering night, try to cast a few small morning stars; Although there is not much light, it can also make people who leave early happy.

23. In the past six years, whenever I have doubts in my study and setbacks in my life, your voice will always ring in my ear, and the doubts will be solved, and the setbacks will be turned into motivation, which will push me forward. Please accept my compliment. Farewell! My friend!

24. Classmate, let those sweet whispers in the past dusk be buried in your heart and turned into beautiful memories!

25. We had to part, say goodbye gently and be grateful. Thank you for giving me that profound friendship.

26. A whistle landed in the wilderness; At the moment of parting, infinite melancholy and loneliness welled up in my heart.

27. We said goodbye in a hurry and went to our distant places. There are no words of acquaintance, only tears of parting and eternal thoughts. I wish you great success and smooth sailing in the future.

28. In memory, we tried to climb the mountain of science for our ideals; In class, we read aloud and have a heated debate; On the sports field, we struggled tenaciously and made a good image when sprinting. After graduation, although we go our separate ways, our hearts will always be together. Bless our future!

29. cowardice is not tears, but affection; It's not that there are not many words, but that time is tight; Not years, just reluctant; It's not a childish explosion, it's just graduation, and I graduated in the blink of an eye. I wish you all the best among your classmates, and don't forget to contact.

30. Youth is full of flowers, and you won't know until you leave. Your figure is a sailboat, and my eyes are on the river. After graduation, I will send you one journey after another. I wish you a smooth sailing and a bright future!

3 1. The empty classroom bid farewell to yesterday's noise; Lonely, I bid farewell to my classmates' best friends. After graduation, you left quietly. Why don't you say, let me take you! Send you a short message. I wish you a pleasant journey home, and the road to your dreams will always be smooth.

32. Years have dragged the shadow of missing into a long and tortuous color block, but a warm blessing has always tied our feelings firmly together.

33. Finally, you have to leave, saying that you will go to a far, far place to read a book about far, far away. I'm not surprised because you should be.

34. You should take good care of yourself in the distance, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose, and sneeze occasionally, which means I am thinking of you!

35. It's time to start. Let's go! There is no need to regret or say goodbye, even if the song fades away, our hearts will beat forever.

36. The life of old classmates is a bunch of candied haws, and the charming ups and downs will never be forgotten.

37. Days pass in different spaces, and thoughts come at different times.

Life has opened its heart to us, my friend. Let us face it bravely and enjoy its endless grandeur and profundity!

39. Can you give me a handkerchief? Let my heart raise a sail.

40. What you left me was a good memory. You miss the innocence and friendship when you were young. When I picked up the best wine in my memory and wanted to buy you a drink, I got drunk first.

4 1. I didn't call you because I missed you, but I sent you flowers because I couldn't help thinking about you.

42. I hope that the beautiful memory will not rush through the years, so that it will stay in our hearts forever.

43. I cherish my friends' greetings most. Even though life is changeable, I still miss your heart.

44. Your figure is a sail, and my eyes are a river. How many times I tried to keep you, I couldn't keep you in the end. I know that friendship is rare in this world, but freedom is more precious.

Dear friends, please shake hands and make peace, and then go our separate ways.

46. Wave goodbye and set sail. I can't help it It is the friendship cable you threw, which is firmly tied to my heart invisibly.

47. Thinking is a kind of pain; Reading is a kind of bitterness; Want to see but can't see, is a kind of pain!

48. We planted seeds four times in six hopeful springs; Four golden autumn, we have harvested four times; We have withstood the test of four hot summers and four severe winters. Please don't forget this interesting time.

49. Meeting to say goodbye and returning to the sea is not only the end of past happiness, but also the beginning of future happiness.

50. I hope graduation is only a short separation. I hope you will receive the college admission notice as soon as possible. I hope you will think of me often in the future and send me a message. I hope we all have a bright future and work hard for a bright future.

5 1. When we get together, there are always differences, and all things must come to an end. Graduation season, the joy of the past has come to an end, and the happiness of the future is beckoning. May you be optimistic, positive and brave, and embark on the most beautiful entrepreneurial season in your life! Wish you success!

52. A video fixed our memories of youth, a table party followed our unchanging friendship, a treasure exchanged blessings, and a tear filled us with regret. After graduation, the person I like should remember to work hard in the future.

53. We used to be two lonely young trees in the distance. We used to be two timid rabbits. We used to be classmates and encouraged each other at the desk. After four years of hard work, we are brave, confident and strong. Today, we will wave goodbye. Please accept my deep wishes for peace, health, happiness and success.

Don't think you look like a golden hoop.

1, I would rather sleep to death in bed than die of boredom in the examination room.

I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I am not tall now.

I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

I really want to throw a bomb at you and blow you up.

You are not even pretending to be forced by those who always say that others are pretending to be forced.

6. If the daughter-in-law is gone, she can find it again. Mom, there is only one.

7. To be a good monster, you must defeat Altman at all costs.

8. The third person is not the later one, but the one who doesn't love deeply.

9. On this day, you have to eat a cold dish while it is hot, or it will get hot soon.

10, sending roses on Valentine's Day is better than sending cauliflower, which saves money and can be eaten.

1 1. Otaku is a very unstable state. As long as there is a power failure, it will degenerate into a caveman.

12, when in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake coke, pound rice jars, break off Dove and pinch Master Kong.

13, hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, and life is to light a fire and smoke at the same time.

14, June 1 day, I will go with whoever buys me candy.

15, I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

16, grow old together, not just dyeing a hair and knocking out a few teeth.

17, once was once, now is now.

18, I know twisted melon is not sweet, but I just don't like melon.

19, tears are the most useless liquid, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.

20, where to fall, where to get up, always fall there, I suspect there is a pit.

2 1, each of us is a dreamer. Dreams are gone, only homesickness is left.

22. Don't think that you look like a golden hoop, so I'm afraid of you.

23. I said you: It cleared up and the rain stopped. You think you can do it again, don't you?

24. If you are a flower, that cow will never shit again.

25. Andersen is good at writing fairy tales, but he can't write my life into fairy tales.

Talk about the mood of playing long queues.

1, a week-long trip to Zhuhai, Guangzhou. In order to take our two babies to play in Chimelong, my mother and I exhausted the power of the wild, freely booked our own air tickets, found our own places, and everything was our own. This is the first time, you must send a message to commemorate it. Thank you for your company.

2. On a whim, take the children to play Chimelong, Chimelong Ocean Kingdom, Haixiangshan and iceberg roller coaster. Dolphins performed brilliantly, and the fireworks display of ocean defense war shocked the eyes.

3. Today I played Chimelong Happy World and played a project similar to free fall. Before playing this game, I wanted to go to disco. After I played it, I was embarrassed. I like disco in Hua Shao very much. It's so handsome.

4. Guangzhou chimelong circus. I plan to play Chimelong for two days. I also listened to other people's suggestions. I must not miss the circus, so I went on the first night and told everyone that tickets are really expensive! Adults, babies and the elderly are expensive.

During the holidays in Hong Kong, all Hong Kong people come to the mainland to play. When I met a large family, I rented a day rental house, played in Chimelong and watched the circus. I feel very satisfied. This is the so-called tourism, that is, from the place where I am tired of living to the place where others are tired of living.

6, playing Chimelong Happy World, feeling great value, riding a roller coaster, now lying in bed feels like riding a roller coaster. The pendulum is fun, too. I can't stop screaming. It's super exciting, but there are still a few projects I haven't played yet. I'll go there again later.

7. It's funny to think of it. I said I would take people to Longdong, Guang Mei and Tianhe, eat sushi, hot pot and grilled fish, and take a roller coaster to go karting to play Chimelong. But that person is not in my address book. I want to finish these things with others. That would be very happy.

8. The result of playing Chimelong with a two-year-old baby is to ask the baby what animals you saw today after the game. Ask and answer the cat. What are you looking at? kitten

9. Want to play Chimelong or strongly recommend Chimelong Hotel. It is really convenient to choose the right package. Shuttle buses are sent to various parks. Most projects in the park have green access. Extra discount for Malaysian opera. White Tiger Restaurant can also eat flamingos and white tigers. This experience is good for children. We checked in at 8 o'clock and went to the zoo. The zoo went in and out unlimited times during our stay, so I didn't follow the strategy and chose to enter directly from the south gate. I saw a chimpanzee and took the cable car around the park line. I like cable cars very much. I can see many animals, such as pandas, swans, giraffes, ostriches and alpacas. After I come down, I will go back to the hotel to rest, and then go directly to the circus.

10, life may never despair. Yesterday was a rainstorm typhoon. If we were afraid that those heavy rains would cancel the trip, we wouldn't feel the happiness of sunny day today. And there was no pleasure in playing those water games in Chimelong yesterday when it rained heavily. . . . .

1 1, playing long queues in dog days, bearing ultraviolet rays that should not be borne at this age.

12, last weekend, the whole family went south to Zhuhai to play Chimelong. Mother Donkey has booked a double garden to stay at Penguin Hotel. She took the high-speed train at the beginning of this week and changed trains in Guangzhou. She went to the hotel to put down her luggage and change her clothes, took the time to enter the park, watched the dolphin show, Mobidick show and D movie, visited the Penguin Pavilion and Mobidick Pavilion, returned to the hotel to fill her stomach, and took a bus to see the circus at half past one.

13, busy for many years. Take the children to Guangzhou to play Changlong this time. Life, why are you so nervous? Eat, drink and be merry.

14. It's cool to play Chimelong Water Park now. You don't need to wear sunscreen. It's a little cold, but there's no need to wait in line. Very handsome. . . If you want to play, let's go.

15, tired and paralyzed, playing Changlongjia during the day, visiting Shangjiajia Beijing Road Pedestrian Street in the afternoon, and cruising the Pearl River at night. . . The most exciting thing is the vertical roller coaster.