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Talking about being single

A person's world, a person listening to songs, a person walking, a person drinking, a person sad, a person happy, a person talking to himself, a person humming, a person waiting for the early morning moon setting, a person walking through ups and downs, a person living, really lonely.

Second, the real warrior should dare to face up to the beautiful girl and dare to face the bleak singles.

Third, I promise you happiness with nonsense, and you give me pain with a knife.

Maybe I am lonely, but I don't want your sympathy and charity. Bottom line: In love, I would rather be arrogant, single than humble.

Great people learn to stand and do things on their knees.

Six, the years, the fleeting time, how many lonely flowers, awakened leaves, wandering without direction, I don't know where is the end.

Seven, some people are destined to wait for others, and some people are destined to be waited.

Eight, single girls is mostly a good girl, single men are mostly bad hooligans.

It is said that those girls who have been single for a long time have gradually become the men they want to marry most.

10. Be sure to take a nap at noon, 30 to 60 minutes is appropriate. No one will lend you your shoulder to rest.

Eleven, the mystery of waiting has always existed in everything: snow-capped mountains, snow lotus who learned to wait endured the pain, survived, and finally exuded beautiful flowers; Hao Hao Sky, the Dapeng who learned to wait, calmly stood by and finally soared for nine days; However, under the clear sky, the young butterfly, who can't wait, is impetuous and impatient, sticking its tender body out of the pupa and finally has no chance to embrace the vast sky.

Why are you still single? I used to like a person, but now I like a person.

13. The most painful thing is that if something disappears, it will disappear forever, and it will never come back, but it will leave a thin and sharp needle stuck in your heart and can't be pulled out. If it wants to hurt you, you have to hurt it.

Fourteen, the years can't keep the confusion of youth, and the years can't take away the once frivolous.

Fifteen, I am afraid of loneliness when I am alone, and I am afraid of constraints when I am alone.

If you have a bad sense of direction, remember to bring a map. No one will act as a compass to take you away.

Seventeen, I really can't laugh, even reluctantly.

Eighteen, three couples are about to break up, three couples are about to break up, three couples are about to break up, and single dog is excited to think of these.

I am silently waiting for your love, and I am quietly waiting for your return.

I am proud of being single. I save rubber for my motherland. I'm ashamed to be single. I waste paper for my country and my family.

Twenty-one, how many times flowers bloom, how many times fall in English; How many times did the leaves flourish and how many times did the yellow leaves fall? How many times the spring rain is raining, how many times the winter snow is fluttering; How many times the grass grows, and how many times the grass grows; I have been waiting, waiting quietly and waiting patiently, because I believe that in the end, you will definitely appear.

Being single for so many years, I have nothing to explain. Generally speaking, I am witty and have no friends!

I've been single for two years just to wait for you to be single.

I feel lonely in front of you, although I am free, light and natural. I don't want to find someone who knows how great I am and how different I am. I just want to find someone with the same mood and similar hobbies, to talk, chat and do a lot of things together.

Twenty-five, never blame others for being ruthless, cruel and realistic, only blame yourself for not being ruthless, not good enough and not thorough enough.

I don't want you to go, but I still don't want to stay, because I have a strong self-esteem.

27. Blame me me for being so romantic that I mistakenly thought that he would understand me as long as I paid.

If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

Remember to set the alarm clock before going to bed so that you can attend class on time the next day. No one will wake you up as an alarm clock.

Thirty, in the long river of memory, there is always a lot of waiting. Perhaps, waiting can get your best wishes. The wait may be long, but after a long wait, you may get the most precious wealth in life! The picture of life is always colorful!

Thirty-one, single, unscrupulous, looking at handsome guys, there is wood.

32. Is the only reason for being single ugly? No, not only are you ugly, but you always think others are ugly!

Talk about 520 orders, talk about orders, talk about domineering.

1, I'm single, I'm ashamed, I waste paper for my country.

2. Have you found that the better people are, the more single they are? So don't be sad, son.

3. [It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see two people]

4, single for a long time, found that will not love.

5. Single aristocrats are the most capitalist, because we are single.

6. If you quarrel with your girlfriend, you will win. In the end, you will all be single.

7. Time can't keep the confusion of youth, and time can't take away the once frivolous.

8. The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either degenerating in debauchery or perverting in silence.

9. I am single and proud. I am a national condom.

10, single because there is an impossible person in my heart.

1 1. Being single is also a kind of enjoyment, and there is no need to explain who you are having an affair with.

12, in fact, being single is quite good, and there is no need to explain who you are having an affair with.

13. Being single means liking someone before and liking someone now.

14, I have saved a lot of phone bills since I was single.

15, women should have backbone, or fall in love and get married, or be proud and single.

16, no matter how happy a bachelor is, he will marry sooner or later, because happiness is not permanent.

17, being single doesn't mean being fragile, but you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve #

18, people should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or play seriously, or be arrogant and single.

19, learn to wait, you will learn to catch hope and learn to find the road to success; Learn to wait, let the stars shine in the sky of the soul, let the flowers of wisdom be fragrant and bright, and let the ocean of life be boundless.

20, lovelorn innocence, long live single.

2 1, I finally know the reason why I am single: those who like me don't like me, and those who like me don't know ~

22, love only one person at a time, choose a single person, worthy of love. Because I have loved, I am kind; Because you know, you are tolerant. Forgetting is a good thing, but don't forget those good people who helped you in trouble. Don't overestimate your strength in the group, because when you choose to leave, you will find that the sun rises even without you. You can forget the past, but you must let go.

23. I will always keep the single you gave me.

24. [Even Wangzai Milk has a girlfriend, which makes single people feel embarrassed]

25. We live in the same warm water area, and we may occasionally be entangled by aquatic plants, but because of each other's warm breathing, I believe none of them will be fast knots. If I say I love you, I will always love you. I wonder if you will believe me?

26. Since I'm single, I've saved my phone bill and my heart has stopped hurting #

Being single doesn't mean you don't understand love. In fact, being single is much wiser than falling in the wrong love.

28. There is a song called single love song, and there is a man named Lonely Patient @ ..

29. [Two-thirds of Tanabata has passed, and I am still single. I want to see how many people are single like me, regardless of gender] *

30. Being single means the wrong end and the right beginning; Being single means waiting for a new burning; Being single means that you will no longer trust others.

It's good to be single. Talking about being single Talk about domineering.

1. One person's efforts can never determine the relationship between two people.

You can't wake a person who pretends to sleep, and you can't stay if you want to leave.

Being single is not a disease, but a model.

4, let me love you, in fact, very simple, because I am single.

5. How many people insist on being single just for someone who doesn't love you anymore?

Being single is not a selfish choice, but a wiser choice than being with the wrong person.

7. Who said that if you don't have a boyfriend, you must find it? Who said it would be a shame not to have a girlfriend? Being single is not a disease, but a model.

8. The most painful thing is that if something disappears, it will disappear forever, and it will never come back, but it will leave a thin and sharp needle stuck in your heart and can't be pulled out. If it wants to hurt you, you have to hurt it.

9. Better be single dog than a heartless wolf.

10, it turns out that after being single for a long time, even seeing sows will feel a kind of happiness.

1 1. The person who loves you the most in the world is the one who is willing to spend time with you.

12, August 13 is Tanabata, and there is still one month and eight days to end single.

13, there is nothing wrong with being single, there is no constraint, only freedom.

14, I'm single for two years, just waiting for you to be single.

15, take a flashlight for construction to the park at night, take photos when you see couples, and book all the rooms at home hotels by phone …

16, these days, even being single is risky.

17, I'm afraid of trouble and pain, but being single suits me better.

18, raise your hand for Tanabata single children's shoes.

19. Being single means liking someone before and liking someone now.

20. Call to reserve a hotel big bed room;

2 1. Being single not only saves traffic and phone bills, but also saves electricity and brain cells.

22. Being single is because there is an impossible person in my heart.

23, you call me daughter-in-law, but you say you are single in the group in front of me, young man, you are ridiculous.

24. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

25. Tanabata is coming. Single friends hurried to the supermarket and stuffed a note into each box of chocolates: Let's break up.

26, a person will become addicted for a long time, and two people will go to bed for a long time.

27, people are playing with your sister, Tanabata should be aimed at single girls to find your brother.

28. If you don't love deeply, you will part sooner or later; If love is not true, I'd rather be single. .......

29. Every Valentine's Day is a pain for single people. ! !

30. The people who can win by quarreling with their girlfriends are all single in the end.

3 1, either love to get married, or play hard, or be proud and single.

32. Being single is better than lacking.

33. Being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you don't even have the person you like, or even the heart to like someone. .

34. I really want to hug you, but unfortunately, in time, mountains and rivers are separated, but unfortunately people come and go between you and me.

35. Being single has the happiness of being single, and being in love has the happiness of being in love. You don't have to envy anyone.

36, a good man let the pig arch, a bad man let the J woman spoil! Nima, I'm still single ...

37. The young couples in the school are all looking forward to starting school, and only the single one is looking forward to not starting school! I'm lonely @

Being single doesn't mean you don't understand love … mostly because you are too fat …

39. The first part is envy, jealousy and hatred. The second part is emptiness and loneliness. I am single.

40. When to build a love school, couples will be enrolled, homework will be halved, exams will be free, and you can get a diploma when you get married.

4 1, quarreling with your girlfriend can win, and you are still single in the end. . .

42. I finally know why I am single: the person I like doesn't like me, but the person I like doesn't know. If you like me, tell me and I'll chase you.

43. Those who can win by quarreling with their girlfriends are single in the end.

I don't want you to go, but I still don't want to stay, because I have a strong self-esteem.

45. Women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or play seriously or be arrogant and single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands?

46. For single noble comrades, it is the happiest thing to say that the cowherd and the weaver girl have fallen off the bridge.

47. I am single just to wait for you to be single.

48. I'd rather be single for such a love.

49. Being single doesn't mean you don't understand love. In fact, being single is much wiser than falling in the wrong love.

50, I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, who dares to touch my sauce, K his ancestors. I walked through the south, crossed the north, drank water behind the toilet, ran over my leg on the train track and kissed the pig.

5 1. If you don't want to be single, don't try to reason with your girlfriend.

52. Tanabata is coming, which is an intangible injury to me who is single.

As long as you dare to bet on my future happiness, I will risk my life to accompany you to the end and never let you lose.

It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see two people.

55. Since I was single, I have saved my phone bill and my heart has stopped hurting. .

56. Being single is the most attractive when couples are all over the street.

57. Girls should remember: No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost a lot. Don't marry for responsibility, you know, it is the most irresponsible to marry someone who doesn't love him. Even if you let the other person feel sad at that time, it is better than letting him feel sad for several years or even for a lifetime. Sometimes, being single is a kind of confidence and frankness.

58, Valentine's Day, a person, a mobile phone, a computer, a love song, a person.

59. There is no reason to fall in love with someone. After falling in love, everything about her became a reason.

60. Being single is also a pleasure. You don't need to explain who you are with.

6 1, I want to go shopping on Tanabata. Seeing a couple holding hands, I shouted to one of them: Hey, where was that beautiful woman (handsome guy) last time? Why did you change it again?

62. Single people's greatest contribution to the country is saving condoms.

Long live being single, but when you see two people, you will still be silent.

64. I am single. I am a condom in the national province.

65, single, that is, 50 yuan dialect costs three months

66. Single aristocrats are the most capitalist because we are single.

67. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and single men are like treasures.

68. Have you found that excellent people are generally single?

I really can't laugh, even reluctantly.

70. Forgive me for loving you so much and not saying a word.

7 1, in this age of couples getting together, being single is eye-catching.

72. I just stubbornly look for a sentence. Only when I am in the best posture will the best people love you. If you want to meet a quiet and warm man and live a simple and beautiful life, you must first be a quiet and beautiful woman yourself. If what kind of training has produced a very woman, the first place on the list is single. There is a charm called walking alone. -"New Year pictures go like this"

73. The saddest thing is not breaking up, but never going back.

74. Years, that fleeting time, how many lonely flowers, waking leaves, wandering without direction, I don't know where the end point is.

75. Arguing with your girlfriend will win, and you will both be single in the end.

Tanabata is just an ordinary Tuesday for singles.

77. Many times, I feel more like a mute. I was obviously sad, but I bit my lip and said nothing.

78. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and there are few generations. Now the only child is a treasure, and it is hard to find without a car or a house. The skin is white and beautiful, why doesn't anyone pick it? Where can I find a reason to be single? Well done in family planning!

79. When you meet a couple ... if you are a woman, go forward and hold the man and say that you won't accompany me if you have something to do today. Is this your business? (pointing to a woman) If it's a man, the other way around. ..

80. Can we stand boredom? Shouting long live single, but enviing the happiness of two people in my heart. A city without you is a cold diamond.

8 1, in the long river of memory, there is always a lot of waiting. Perhaps, waiting can get your best blessing ... waiting may be long, but after a long wait, you may get the most precious wealth in life! The picture of life is always colorful!

82. How wonderful it is to be single, without stains or troubles.

83. Hehe, go out with friends. Others are in pairs, but they are single @

84. Those who can win by quarreling with their girlfriends are single in the end.

For single people, today is Tuesday at most, and the road is still long. Don't panic.

86. I'd rather be single than talk about feelings casually, because I don't want to try my best when I meet better people.

87. The strip is full of fireworks, and the school lights are still on. Pavilions and pavilions, the world of mortals is rolling, and a whole row of lovers in the playground spared us bachelors.

88. "Why are you still single?" "I used to like a person, but now I like a person."

89. We organized a group to go to the movies, paid for tickets ourselves, and separated those couples!

90. Either fall in love, get married or have fun. Don't take it seriously or be noble and single.

9 1, women should have backbone, either fall in love, get married or play, don't take it seriously or be arrogant and single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands so seriously?

92. It is good to say that you are single, but you will still be silent when you see two people.

93. I have saved a lot of phone bills since I was single.

94. Have you found that the better people are, the more single they are? So don't be sad, son.

95. I finally know why I am single: those who like me don't like me, and those who like me don't know. . If you like me, tell me and I'll chase you. .

Being single means being responsible for being beautiful and earning money to support the family?

97. It doesn't matter who you are single with.

98. I'm proud to be single. I'm the condom of the country.

99. Don't give up, never leave this life; If you don't like it, die.

100, people should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or play seriously, or be arrogant and single.