Who has the lines of crosstalk "Speak Well"?

Let me ask you a question.

B what's the problem?

Can you talk?

What is this?

Jiaren dialect

You know, I'm talking about human nature.

There are many dialects spoken by a nation. Let me ask you which nationality you are from first.

B I come from the same country as you.

I inherit a, I inherit a, just like you.

Scared me.

You also think you are from China.

Why do you think I'm from China?

You think you speak Chinese, too. It's all nonsense. I want to ask you, what is Chinese?

B you ask and I answer. They are all in Chinese.

So what is standard Chinese?

mandarin

A So what is Mandarin?

B Why did this100000 let me catch up?

A do you know?

B I don't know

A tells you that the dialect based on the northern dialect, with Beijing dialect as the standard pronunciation and typical vernacular as the grammatical norm, the homonym of * * * used by the Han nationality is called Putonghua.

B Anyway, I can't understand what you said. I speak Mandarin anyway.

What do you think of your level?

B Be modest, that's good.

A: That's very modest. Tell me specifically.

B four tones are accurate and sharp. Talk to me and make sure there are no typos.

A what if there is?

B Pick it out and I'll treat you to roasted sea cucumber.

Zou Jia

Why did you leave?

Won't you treat?

B I was wrong. Pick it out and invite it.

A has come out.

B where is it?

What did you say you were going to treat me to?

sea slugs with brown sauce

A Can you tell me how to write the word roasted sea cucumber?

B: A handle. Here's a character.

A, the standard pronunciation of Mandarin is Ba, the second sound, you read the first sound.

If b said it, it's impossible to keep one of them, right?

What do you mean by two? One is one, two is two, two is two. You have to tell people this when you go to the bank to withdraw money. Excuse me, comrade, did you say 2000 yuan?

B Isn't that what you usually say? A few girls.

What do you mean, three? One is one, two is two, three is three. As we all know, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, a classic literary masterpiece, was changed to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms according to your meaning.

B Gee, I caught it today.

What do you mean, today? Today's world, does anyone say today's world?

Ok, ok, I'll change it tomorrow.

What do you mean by tomorrow? Pronunciation, movie star. Have you ever heard of the movie Star of Tomorrow?

What is more real than b

What do you mean, Mako?

Second, orthography reads truth.

A told you to think like this

What do you mean by thinking?

After reading a orthography, polish it, such as cutting, grinding and pondering.

If you say so, I won't say it.

What do you mean, don't?

Can you let me talk?

A: I'm joking with you to remind you. Because you are an actor, actors have the obligation to spread Mandarin. To spread yourself, you must first understand it. Right?

B: Oh ~

A: so you just pronounced steak PA-

B: ok, tomorrow ~ ~ I will study hard tomorrow.

Tell us who you want to learn from.

B: Then learn from the actors.

A: There are many kinds of actors. Which actor did you learn from?

B: with ~ singers. A: Who? B: Singers, learn from them.

A: Learn Mandarin from singers? Mind you, if you learn Mandarin from other singers. You have to practice not to wear cotton-padded jacket for three or nine days first.

B: Why?

A: You have to find a cold feeling to infect the audience and get a cold rash with you.

B: That's an exaggeration. That's impossible.

A: No, absolutely not. If you don't believe me, I will learn from other singers to speak Mandarin for you. B: You teach. ) I studied a Northeastern, a genuine Northeastern. Northeasters speak Northeast dialect. I just went to Guangzhou for a week and came back to perform like this. (B: I'm here to give you a lesson) (A goes down the steps, up the steps)

A: The sleeves are longer than this. Hi! Hello, everyone, it's been more than 70 hours since I left Shenyang, where I was born and raised. In this 170 hour, I really miss you, really miss you, really love you. I only came back this time to warm my cold heart. I really, really miss you and really love you ~ ~

If you really love us, send us a blanket.

A: What's next? Hey, wait a minute. Next, I ask you whether this one you are studying is a man or a woman. A: No man or woman. Learn from him? B: I don't want to learn from the host.

Is the host there?

B: TV station, TV host. A: Oh ~ ~ If you want to learn to speak, I suggest you learn from the announcer of People's Broadcasting Station and the host of news broadcast. Because the host and the announcer are not the same concept.

B: No, aren't the hosts and broadcasters the same? A: No, no, no, absolutely different. People nowadays are too timid, no matter what kind of people dare to be on TV.

A: (B: Really? ) right. B: Can you give an example? ) Of course. B: Clap your hands. Hello, friends. Hello again. Today, I will teach you to cook a dish. What is this? B: What kind of food? Of course, I won't say you don't know. (b: Isn't that nonsense? ) Today I'm going to teach you a very common dish. What is this? What kind of food? Of course, I won't say you don't know. (Again) A very common dish (braised pork). This braised pork ~ ~

B: Can you wait? Braised what?

a； Meat. That word means meat. A: I said meat. Why not distinguish between meat and meat? Give it back to him. It's buckled for me. Meat!

A: Meat! B: Meat! A: Meat.

Hey, I can't believe I can't teach you!

A: I don't believe I can't learn!

B: meaty!

A: Meat!

B: Meat (Zou! )

A: Yes.

B: You taught me! If you like meat, eat it!

A: Stop fooling around and continue cooking. Anyone can cook braised pork, but every family will cook it with a different taste. (Why is it different? Of course, I won't say you don't know. (Besides, do you believe this sentence? In fact, to put it bluntly, it is very simple. The most important part of cook the meat must be remembered, and that is urinating. ) put it in the urine.

B: that's called matter!

A: It's urine.

B: Say what you like.

A: Everyone must do this principle well. If you urinate too much, the smell will be very strong. If you put less urine, the taste will be very weak. So how much urine is appropriate?

B: No amount is appropriate! Stop learning, stop learning, this tongue can't stand it!

You call him ugly? There are worse than him!

B: Huh? What is worse than him?

A: There is something worse than his tongue.

You are teaching. Stop making this up!

Is this ridiculous? I saw what i saw.

B: I'd like to hear about other dialects.

A: Dear friends, now we are in a community in Chaoyang Village. Because the sewer pipe in this community burst, the residents' drinking water was mixed with dirty water. After drinking this water, more than 40 residents in this community have been admitted to the hospital. Now let's look at it with a camera lens.

No, sir, I have a suggestion. Please look at your tongue when you go to the hospital.

A: In the otolaryngology department. I know.

I'm not going to study here either. I can't take it anymore. For me and the TV series,

A: There are also many TV plays. How do you learn from them?

B: Hong Kong and Taiwan Province, Hong Kong and Taiwan Province.

Use that? B: Hongkong and Taiwan Province.

A: Learn Mandarin from TV dramas in Hong Kong and Taiwan.

Ah, great. A: That's good? B: It tastes good.

A: Is there anything delicious? I just like the smell.

A: They live in a dialect area, and they have that taste without learning Mandarin well.

B: I just love listening, not only my father, my mother, my daughter-in-law and my son, but also my whole family.

A: The whole family loves to hear it. I must do it for you.

B: You must come.

A: Let's set up a plot so that your whole family can speak Putonghua in Hong Kong and Taiwan.

B: Hey, it's a good road.

A: You took your daughter-in-law and children to visit two old people at the weekend, just in time for the couple to quarrel.

B: Why?

Because your father doesn't like your mother's cooking.

B: Is that all?

A: Yes, even quarrels and fights are Hong Kong and Taiwan.

B: You should learn from what my father said first.

Your father yelled at your mother in the door. Come out, you dead old woman! You know I like to stew lentils, so why give me a pot of braised pork!

What did my mother say?

Oh, the dog really bit Lv Dongbin. Not a good heart. People hate Tai Su who stewed lentils. I want to stew a pot of meat to mend it for you.

B: What did my dad say?

A: full of brains! Do you know there is a kind of cholesterol in that kind of meat? Eating it will lead to cerebral thrombosis and hemiplegia. Do you want to kill me?

I have to convince him.

A: Yes, your daughter-in-law went up. Mom and dad should stop arguing. It's really annoying to quarrel.

I think you're bored enough.

A: If you don't like it, just give it up. Hey, what did I say about you?

A: What? Throw it away. You think you are rich, don't you? You think you're Li Ka-shing? Do I have to say anything at this time?

A: Mommy and Daddy, is your daughter-in-law saying this to prevent you two from quarreling?

I am a typewriter, jumping out word by word.

Your father is angry again. "You ungrateful bastard, your father is more important than his father. I will give you some color to see see today, and I will never let you go! " (Ouch, my dad is going to hit me) Raise your hand and hit you. When your son saw that he was in a hurry, he went up and hugged your father's leg. "You don't hit him, you don't hit him, you bad grandpa, (why? Because he is my dearest (what? ) hey!

B: This is a real mess. It's over.