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Valentine's Day is coming in China. Tell me about it.
Second, the idea of an animal holding my future wife's hand in the street on Tanabata makes me angry!
Third, Tanabata is coming. I wrote 300 "Let's break up" notes and stuffed them into every box of chocolates on the supermarket shelf. Don't ask me who I am, I'm Lei Feng.
Fourth, don't get married for responsibility. You know, marrying someone who doesn't love them is the most irresponsible. Even if it made the other person sad at that time, it was better than making him sad for several years or even a lifetime.
5. See a state: "Tanabata is here, are you still alone?" Someone at the bottom replied, "Paralysis, will I become a dog again?"
Sixth, Tanabata, Tanabata, my moment; Weaver girl, Weaver girl, my beloved wife; Heaven and earth, gathering for thousands of years; Alas, I love my wife.
Seven, in front of yourself, there must always be a place to stay alone. Then there is love. I don't know what it is, who it is, how to love, and how long it can last. Just wait for love once, maybe there will never be anyone. However, this kind of waiting is love itself.
Eight, Tanabata Valentine's Day, go to the streets to recruit some children. Go up and call dad when you see a man. Go up and call mom when you see a woman. If you can disassemble a pair, it's a pair.
Nine, really, let Qixi pass zero, and old people like us will wait for Chongyang.
God, I didn't even know Tanabata was coming. You think I'm stupid?
Eleven, this year's Tanabata does not accept gifts, gifts only accept boyfriends.
12. A woman who can only read is a dictionary. No matter how good things are, people will only see them when they need them. A woman who can only dress up is just a vase, and she will look like that for a long time. Dressing up beautifully is a necessary condition to be a good woman, not a necessary condition. You need to read more books. In this way, you will find life better.
Thirteen, falling in love with smart people will be very happy, because they are humorous and can talk, but there is always a crisis, because such people are easy to change their minds. Falling in love with honest people will be very reassuring, but life is also boring.
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