Very philosophical humorous mood phrases

Very philosophical humorous mood phrases

1. You should know that the future of Telunsu will not be too bright, so we don't have to be so pure.

Fortunately, pigs, unfortunately, people. I am a lucky unfortunate, at least I sleep like a pig.

Excuse me, which Chinese teacher teaches you math? If you can't be a bad guy, you must be a good guy who tickles the bad guys.

Your advantage is that it's useless when it's critical.

Promise Chairman Mao that I will never pinch the flowers of my motherland again. I can pinch flowers and bones.

6. I think going to school to copy homework every morning will enrich my life.

7. Go on, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn.

8. In order to find out the cause of insomnia yesterday, I have insomnia again today.

9. No one will give you a step, so move a chair yourself.

10. If your heart is not like the sea, how can you have a career like the sea?

1 1. Those eyes that shook when I was young, ten years later, there are still several pairs that are crazier than love-lovelorn.

12. Don't be afraid of temptation. You resist, which means you are a good person. Resisting failure shows that you used to be a good man with one heart and one mind. If you pretend to be two people, then you are not alone. Don't rob me. Although I can't play coquetry, I can play wrestling.

13. You are the flattest woman in the world that I have ever seen. You are not an airport. You are simply a basin. I devoted my most perfect years to compulsory education. A woman has two mouths, one for telling lies and the other for eating people.

14. Travel is from one's own place to another.

15. Whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the ditch, because: I am undercover. The difficulty of marriage is that we love each other's advantages, but live with her shortcomings.

16. The so-called love story is that you say something that you don't even believe, but hope that the other person will believe that you can't get broadband after buying a computer, just like eating when you have enough wine and meat.

17. Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather. In fact, the day shift is short, and the computer passes as soon as it is turned on and off.

18. Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.

19. Phoenix rebirth is nirvana, and pheasant rebirth is corpse change.

20. When you stumble and become a cripple, you turn around and flash your waist.

2 1. I am the ideal of pork, and the life of cabbage will always be vinegar. I want to be stewed again.

22. There is no doubt that I am your dream lover.

23. Come on, do you want to die or not? It is really rare in the world to uncover the veil of one's own nature and face the reality of nature.

24. Forget all the knowledge learned in school, and the rest is quality.

25. Oh, you are too busy to go to the toilet by yourself. You are not afraid to look for bones in eggs, but you are afraid that he must look for eggs in bones.

I am poor, and so are my servants, gardeners and drivers.

27. The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet in, but you know everything when you go out.

28. Not knowing is sad, and not wanting to know is even more sad.

29. But in a blink of an eye, everything has become the past.

30. Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is how to deal with it.

3 1. There are only two kinds of men: one is lascivious and the other is very lascivious. Do you think that ghosts with single eyelids are horrible, or do you think that people with double eyelids spend their whole lives looking back on their youth, and they have to spend their whole lives doubting the most powerful thing about their sister's life, that is, they can be rogue artists without alcohol and tobacco.

32. It is not difficult to find a job, and it is not difficult to find a boyfriend. If you can't support people by working, change your mind and let men support you.

33. Some old men are lustful, thinking that young girls are short of money to spend textbooks. After the exam, I mentioned that I was definitely a nerd. In the past, when talking about friends, I asked people if they had any friends. Now I want to ask people if they are gay.

34. I have never been reduced to an excellent college student, relying on my strong quality. I won't bend over if money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall, let alone money.

If the children in this country have lost their innocence, then the future of this country must be unimaginative.

36. Looks are not important, what matters is that you are not beautiful. Don't lift yourself so high, or you will fall and die. Beauty can only be used to deceive men, and cleverness can be used to deceive the world.

37. You are dressed like this. Are you dissatisfied with the world? Be careful when brushing your teeth in the future. No more mouthwash. Speaking is not necessarily better than singing. But singing must be worse than talking.

38. It is said that women are made of water, but the water pollution is so serious recently. You say you are my friend, but I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

39. People inside the wall want to come out, people outside the wall want to go in, and I stand on the wall and watch.

40. Donor, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha and shave your head.

4 1. Live in the coldest water and try not to drown.

42. Hey, don't put your worthless face in front of me, thank you.

43. I made so many mistakes that I don't know where I made them now.

We women are the only flowers in the world, where can we get so much cow dung? Being stared at by beautiful women requires more psychological quality than being watched by ugly women all day. Every time I miss you, it is a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.

45. You are not Lin Daiyu. Don't be as sad as others.

46. There are even hot and cold jokes. Who doesn't know humor?

47. I have lived to this age. Only chopsticks can convince others' ears with their mouths, and actions can conquer others' hearts. How can I know what is the best money and what it is? It's something I don't have Memory is not a sign that a person is getting old, but repeated memory is.

48. One person lives, two people live and three people live to death.

49. I shook my head hard and my wig was thrown out.

50. Actually, I don't like loneliness at all. Why do you always come to me?

5 1. Man struggles upwards as long as he is not afraid of dying on Mount Everest.

52. Classmate, I will return the two tea eggs I owe you next semester. I will always be a poor bug, and I will never escape the early bird.

53. Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.

54. Brushing your teeth is a mixed blessing. Cup in one hand and washing utensils in the other.

55. Teachers always like to say: Students, please look at me.

56. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

57. Play a little mahjong and have a spicy meal. Find a small object, life is like this.

58. If the sky is affectionate, it will die young and great, and it will die under the flowers.

59. Your altitude is so high that I can't climb it after all.

60. Love can make people live forever, but the person who said this is dead.

6 1. I looked at the sky and longed for a piece of pie, but I waited for a long time and came with a piece of bird droppings.

62. Sir, you look like my next boyfriend. You cured a blind man that day. When he saw you, he begged you to make him blind again.

63. It is not that good medicine tastes bitter. Why have you never seen an effective virus fall in love with my computer? I can only help some of them keep their eyes on themselves, so that they will look down on me before long. Why bother me? Don't think that meeting me is your fate, maybe it's your hurdle.

64. Stop staring at me. Living is not the last word, living and working hard is the truth.

65. Don't talk to me, I will only treat what you say as worthless. The most painful thing is lovelorn, and the most uncomfortable thing is insomnia.

66. Life is like a coffee table, always full of cups.

67. Being single is not guilty, but making others single is guilty.

68. It is because of my low profile that your high profile has been achieved.

69. Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus? Who can tell me who the other half is? I thanked his ancestors for their last confession. I was ill for a few days.

70. It was amazing at first, and only the world saw it.

7 1. Your beautiful long hair always hurts my face. I am ugly, but I am not as free as you.

72. On the road of love, I always stop and go. My mother said that my legs and feet were not good. If she dares to steal money today, she will dare to steal others tomorrow. This is a one-step operation.

You can lie to me once, but please don't doubt my IQ and lie to me again and again.

74. Is it because I'm so radiant that you talk nonsense and suddenly see your shadow with a Chinese pencil? Take a closer look. Oh, I need to gain weight so that I can bear the pain you have given me.

75. In class, the teacher suddenly said, don't talk when you sleep, but wake up when you talk. My family was poor when I was a child. I can't afford a bike, so I go to school by taxi every day.

76. Grandpa said: I watched the news broadcast for decades, but I didn't see the finale.

77. What is hateful is not mistress, but a little beggar who can't stand the temptation of mistress.

78. There are three treasures in lies: everlasting, everlasting, and love till you are old; There are three treasures in Korean dramas: car accidents, cancer and incurable diseases. The most hateful thing is not the commercial break, but the ending song after the commercial. You can stop cursing! Once you scold, you curse death. Your eyes are black and your heart is red. But the eyes turned black and there was a red heart.

79. If you wear a mask for too long, you will want to take it off again when it grows on your face, unless it hurts your bones and muscles.

80. Don't wait for people who shouldn't wait, and don't break our hearts. We all do it for a living.