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What are the three stalks for buying oranges?

The three stalks for buying oranges are as follows:

1, which means watching the excitement is too boring, and you need to eat some oranges to relieve boredom. This meaning is suitable for watching some gossip news. I feel that the news content is more complicated and needs to wait. The specific performance is "selling oranges, punching cards in the front row" and "oranges are not enough, so I will buy seeds and plant them quickly". ?

2. Ask the other person to wait for me for a while. This meaning applies to others asking them to do things, and they have something to do temporarily and want them to wait for a few minutes. Specific expressions such as: coming to the glory of the king; Give me a minute and I'll buy some oranges.

3. It means "Dad buys you oranges", which is suitable for joking with close friends. Specific expressions, such as saying goodbye to friends in the subway or bus station, "don't move here, I'll buy you oranges."

Reference example:

This kind of stalk generally appears in the replies of popular comments in Weibo, which means that the comments praising and worshipping someone are very powerful and brilliant, and can live up to expectations and win the best in the audience. "Just stand in the champion's position and I'll buy you some oranges", while praising others, I don't forget to take advantage: I am the champion's father!

In the 20th round of Premier League in 20 17-20 18 season, Tottenham beat Southampton 5-2 at home. At the beginning of the game, a row of Chinese appeared on the billboard on the sidelines: "I'm going to buy some oranges, so don't wander around here!" " Happy birthday, Daddy Lori! "