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How to choose slugs?

I must look at the size of the bug first, because if it is big, it looks like a thing. The most intuitive is to look at the head. The wider and longer the better ~ the color is indigo! Secondly, look at the neck, mainly based on width and length. It would be better if you could wear a lot (the head is so big and the neck can wear a lot, so this is really not small). This big square is the basic condition for me to choose insects.

Secondly, I choose the color. Personally, I feel that there are many insects in winter, such as the big iron pot in Pinggu, Beijing, and the grass white in Yixian, Hebei. As the name implies, black is certainly better. Generally speaking, the new iron Guo Guocan can be seen at a glance, and its head, neck and legs are obvious. It's easy to say that grass is white ~ it should look like a layer of white fog, and the color of the body is composed of brown, gray, yellow and green; His face is not as blue as iron, and the walls are mainly light green; These two kinds of slugs have their own advantages. Iron is generally powerful, loud and easy to hit far. White grass's arm is very diligent, he loves to scream, and it takes a long time to scream!

Third, I look at the shape of the worm. The first article said that I like big squares. Now it mainly depends on the thickness of the worm. First, starting from the neck, the ground connected with the head, especially the ground with white edges, must be high and deep, and insects always stay with their heads down. Such bugs must love to open their arms; Then look at the shape of the belly. The higher the requirement, the thicker it is, and it is pursed, which is what everyone says. This kind of worm looks good at first sight, strong and narrow, which means it will be wider when you go home without top food, but if it is too thin, it will become a long stick belly after eating, and it will not be easy to take it back when you really fight. Dragging a big belly is not good-looking, usually after feeding, it is better to exceed the arm for two or three quarters! And if it is really a good bug, how to feed it is a real ingot-shaped belly ~ no need to reduce it, ha!

Fourthly, I don't think I've ever met the legendary brown-red beard, but I later found out that bugs that bark and live long are usually dark beards, which are a little dark and thick and long, so even people who don't play with bugs can see it at a glance ~ just like my girl, who bought the bug for 200 yuan the other day, I came back to ask her what the difference was from the previous one. She gave me a look. Here, I have to elaborate. We can also learn about the nature of insects (whether it is that kind of rushes) by observing their beards. It's normal to come out, especially the old slug (I heard it's made of clay pot, but I've never seen it). The length of the beard can be about twice as long as the new one, and it is bent forward and downward, not hooked back and forth, but it is very powerful at first glance.

Finally, I looked at the arm, length, width and height. Needless to say, everyone knows, but I want to say a few points that I think are more subtle. 1。 The plane above the arm must be wide, of course, it is best to be wide and long. The section behind the bar should be as long as the front plane, and the total length should be as long as or longer than the belly when it is not bulging. More than a lot is the best, but very few. 2。 The arm wall, that is, the arm side must be high and deep, which is what many old players call the butterfly arm, so you can pick the arm high, that's right! And thick, the more black spots on the arm wall, the better. I can't see the thigh clearly from the inside of my arm ~ if so, don't want it as soon as possible. You can see the black color behind the wings like focus, which means that the arms are definitely thick enough! 3。 It's best to wear rib and black. It's always used to wear the whole rib wall. It would be better if it was so thick that it seemed to explode. It's the ribs that make the catwalk sound powerful. 4。 Pronunciation rub, that is, the ground that the upper and lower arms can rub, that thing with obvious hair shape, also has a lot to do with the sound. If it is developed, it will definitely be loud. The general insect land is yellow or dark yellow, and the land I have been to is dark brown or even black. 5。 Mirror. I won't say much about what's inside. The wider the better anyway. I mainly talk about the latter one. Of course, this mirror should be as wide as possible, preferably pockmarked and bulging. The new one I picked recently, and the silly one later, even had a few purple and black lines on the mirror. Think about what sound this mirror can make, haha. 6。 Personally, I feel it's hard to say, because it's too extreme for me. One seam is so tight that it is almost stupid and bright, while the other seam is so big that it wants to be inserted into a steel coin, but it hasn't come out yet. I don't know about this. I just want to tell you two examples of me. I hope so.