The opposite sex shared his affairs with me these two days. How should I respond humorously?

You can reply directly and say thank you for your concern for me. We will definitely become more harmonious in the future. When others share interesting things with you, you should express your gratitude politely and gratefully. Only a lot of communication and conversation in each other's lives. Give each other a happy mood, and the feelings between two people can develop steadily. This is a way for friends and neighbors to get along. As long as you make others happy, you can have a clear conscience.