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Peony parrot

This building has fifteen floors, and my home is on the second floor. The light is insufficient. Fortunately, the balcony is large, and the glass windows run up and down, which is a good place to raise birds.

At the end of the year before last, a pair of parrots wearing green clothes and brown hats were added to the family.

Peony parrot, also known as "love birds", comes from Greek. It is said that I will be inseparable from my partner, and everything will go well at the end of the year. There is a cultural origin of birds coming to my home.

But their behavior is not satisfactory. As the saying goes, "Tiger poison doesn't eat the child", and there are many typical animals in China's stories, such as "the crow feeds back" and "the lamb kneels and milks". My family, on the other hand, acts as a negative teaching material, indulging in the relationship between you and me all day, leaving the matter of raising future generations to the outside world.

I cleaned the balcony and found a crystal egg outside the cage. It is not that there is no special incubator hanging on the cage, nor is there no warm sawdust in the box. As parents, how can they have the heart to let their children be innocently damaged in the egg? It didn't take long to find another one, which was purely accidental. Let's just think about it this way. I put the eggs back in the incubator carefully. The bird is ungrateful, but it still sings upside down every day. There is no sign of honestly blocking the door and hatching. Open the cage in a few days, the egg has been broken!

Most of the information about peony parrots on the Internet is true, for example, they have the IQ of a five-year-old human child. There was a time when I could always hear strange voices at home. Every time I open a book in the morning sunshine or the afterglow of the sunset, I hear a voice on the balcony, "Knock-knock, knock-knock". When people went to the balcony, their voices became silent. After a while, "dong-dong, dong-dong". What happened? Do neighbors pound garlic much?

Several pots of succulents growing well on the balcony have changed: leaves are broken, leaves are broken, and leaves are gone. I walked around the birdcage and finally found two holes, under the incubator, which were too hidden. How did they dig it? How long will it take to dig? One bird and one hole, the hole is not too big, just allowing two birds to enter and leave freely. These two, when the master is not at home, come out to play, and the master goes back to pretend to be good without opening the door. This is not the IQ of a four-or five-year-old child.

There are many such things. There is no water in the sink, so knock on the sink for water; Don't screw the cage door with wire, open the cage door to escape and go back to sleep at night; It's convenient to look outside the cage ... it's really troublesome to clean twice a day after work, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, throwing garbage, wearing gloves and wiping with napkins.

Pet parrots have almost lost their ability to survive in the wild and cannot be released. Trouble is trouble, and work still needs to be done. Besides, because of my introverted personality, the small animals in Doby feel more carefree and can release their natural emotions. Doing housework is nothing more than stretching your arms and bending over. It can not only stretch your bones and muscles, but also satisfy the nature of people and birds. Why bother?

Outside the green gauze pavilion, the rain came and stopped, and the peach blossoms, apricot blossoms and pear blossoms in the garden bloomed; In the green cupboard, birds are calling: how beautiful!