What humorous sentences are there to complain about low wages?

Humorous sentences complaining about low wages:

1, work pressure, low salary, annoying.

2, 20 minutes late for visual inspection, alas, there is no motivation to go to work with low salary, but fortunately there is no need to punch in.

3, I don't have a skill, I don't work, and I complain about low wages all day. It's really a terminal illness.

4. I am idle like a salted duck egg every day, and my salary is as low as a bastard.

5. Less money and lower wages are not shortcomings, but the result of many shortcomings.

I like the feeling of being busy, so that I don't have to consider the fact that my salary is low.