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Attractive humor space: being a man for the first time, why should I let you?

1. Confirmed eyes, people who don't want to talk. They say that there are two kinds of people who are the cutest in the world, one is poor memory, and the other is that I forget. 3. Why are foreign girls' hands so beautiful? Because they haven't done their homework in China. If you can't finish some things, leave them till tomorrow. If you are lucky, you won't have to do it when you die tomorrow. 5. Look at the long hair fluttering from a distance, look at the tiger's back and bear's back carefully, turn around and look at it, lying in the trough, the old demon of Montenegro. 6. I ate bad food and had diarrhea for several days. After going out with my husband for a long time, I felt it again and came back immediately. On the way, a motorcycle came quickly in our direction, but it was scared away. I was not injured, but I was relaxed in the process. As a result, I heard the motorcycle brother call and say, fuck, I beat a man to pieces. 7. When studying in the evening, he said that he wanted to fart and couldn't hold back. He asked me to cover him. On the count of three, two, one, I hit the table and he farted. I patted it with all my strength. After a second, he let out a loud three-second fart and the whole class looked at us. 8. My home is in the countryside. I remember when I was in primary school, one day the class teacher said that I would take you out to experience nature and plants without class today. As soon as we heard it, it was good and interesting! Then the whole class was called by the head teacher to work in his cornfield. 9. I am you. 10. Yesterday, the teaching director confiscated one of my classmates' mobile phones during evening self-study. The director opened the telephone address book and was surprised to find that one of the few contacts was named animal. The director still makes fun of him in class. Someone even commented on animals, and then he pressed the call button. So under the eyes of the public, our director's mobile phone rang 1 1 instantly. When others get on the bus to practice driving, the first sentence is to whisper, strike a light, step on the clutch, put in gear, loosen the clutch and start. And when I get on the bus and practice driving, the first sentence is usually to shout loudly first, get out of the way! Get out of the way. 12. This is my first time. Why should I let you? 13. Baby Pig asked his mother doubtfully: Mommy, we are all human beings. Why do dogs get the favor of their owners and I get the cold shoulder from their owners? Mommy said, son, the father of the dog baby is a police dog, a civil servant, and your father is an otaku. This is an era of fighting for my father! 14. When I saw a little girl at school, I touched her head and made faces, thinking of Doby. As a result, I didn't respond for a long time and went to class. As soon as I left, I heard the little girl say that the madman had finally left! 15. Liu and the three chatted while drinking, and it was already late at night before they knew it. Liu Bei said it was dead of night, and we had plenty of time. Zhang Fei said to his eldest brother, you are really drunk! Second brother's name is Yun Chang! 16. The kindergarten teacher taught literacy, wrote a bed on the blackboard, and asked: Do you know this word, children? The child shook his head and said he didn't know. The teacher began to enlighten: what was under your father when he slept last night? It's mom. The teacher quickly changed her mouth: I mean, mom is not at home, what's under dad? It's uncle Wang's child. This word is difficult. Learn it later. 17. I have been a good boy for a long time and want to be a little bastard for a few days. 18. Staying up late is really harmful to your health. I suggest you stay up late. 19. The sun has set, and I will climb it again tomorrow morning. If I'm still single tomorrow, so am I. 20. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die? 2 1. My sister ran out of the room and asked me, did you just go to my room? Me: Yes, my sister: Have you met your brother-in-law? I took a bite of the cucumber and answered, Sister, you are crazy. You're not married. I have no brother-in-law. 22. On my wedding day, I made the most noise and didn't leave at all. After I left, I hid more than a dozen timed electronic watches in my room. Finally, it was his turn to get married. When he saw me coming, his face turned blue and he was afraid of my revenge. Who knew I didn't make a sound? I just forced the bride to eat half a catty of soybeans, a baked sweet potato and a large bottle of iced coke. Now that the child is two years old, he still looks at me with great hatred. Cold, Ye Chao, and domineering. Tell me about my first life on 20 19. Why should I let you go?

1. I'm not good, but there is only one. Cherish or not. If one day you lose me, I won't let you find me again. Friendship or love? If I leave, I can't live any longer.

If the person I care about is cold and hot to me, which makes me feel concerned, then I will choose to leave without saying goodbye, because I don't have much patience to taste the feeling of caring.

3. The road of life is described by the heart. So, no matter how bad your situation is, don't be troubled by pessimistic thoughts.

4. When life is like a song is light and smooth, it's easy to smile. And those who can smile when everything goes wrong are the real optimists.

Close your eyes, empty your heart, let bygones be bygones and live a carefree life with a willing attitude.

6. I think I have a bad temper. I always yell at you and ignore people. Naturally, few friends can walk with me. Even if I used to have a good relationship with many people, I will become a familiar stranger later. Yes, I have nothing good. Why do people have to be nice to you? Feelings are just what you want, and a quarrel will turn into eternal indifference. There are no absolute feelings in this world.

7. Be cruel whether you are patient or cruel. Only in this dirty society can you stand firm.

8. One day, you will understand that your grievances should be digested by yourself, and your story doesn't have to be told to everyone. Few people really understand you. All you can do is hide your secrets and become stronger step by step.

9. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.

10. When you don't want to struggle, look in the mirror, look at the bank card balance and think about the new marriage law.

1 1. We should have a healthy and lively mood and treat our life well! I want to care with my passion and water with my life! Comfort yourself with strong faith, even if the road of life is full of difficulties, face it with a smile and move on calmly.

12. It's not that I'm not brave, nor that I'm afraid of getting hurt. I just don't think I should continue to make the wrong decision for the wrong you.

13. Give you a slap and rub it. This is the heart.

14. May you live an open and honest life, cut through difficulties all the way, and finally live the life you like and the life you want.

15. When I was a child, whoever played with me was a friend, and when I grew up, who was my friend, I played with him.

16. Every time I see the word "hehe" in chat, I want to hold the hose, connect the faucet at one end and poke it in your mouth at the other. Let you drink enough! Who the fuck told you to say delicious food?

17. I have a bad temper and speak directly. You can either dislike me or hate my personality. I used to spoil myself anyway. I don't eat your food, you don't like me, and I don't have you. Are you missing a piece of meat or something? So, whatever you do, it's different.

18. I am like this: if someone hugs me at this time, I will definitely cry. If not, then I will stick to it.

19. Sometimes you may not even realize it. After you have experienced something or met someone, you seem to be a different person and quietly bid farewell to your former self.

20. I will push you away completely this time and never be a poor guy left behind again.

2 1. There is always a person who has been living in his heart, but said goodbye to life. What you can't forget is the memory, and what you continue is life. There are many people coming and going around, and there is always one place that has not changed.

22. If you can't get it, you want to be free. Looking good is called plastic surgery. If you are not good-looking, you are called ugly. Exposed, it's called coquettish. If you are cute, it's childish. Being rich is pretending to be poor and rich. If you have no money, no one cares about you at all. Sometimes when you get angry, others think you have a big temper, but you are actually being bullied. There is no clear right or wrong. Just do what you like.

23. Life is a hurry. We don't have to compromise. Everyone is useful. God sent you into this world. Everyone will be needed by others and will be needed by others. We should see ourselves clearly and not underestimate ourselves. Every step is engraved with the choice of life, and every step is related to the hope of life; On the journey of life, all roads are roads, so you should taste the ups and downs. Any experience is an accumulation. Many lives have a length and many lives have a thickness.

I have to admit, for a moment, I thought I would spend the rest of my life with you. I put down all my pride and gave in to everything you have, but I still didn't make it to the end. I won't blame you, because you are my most unexpected courage and the entanglement I have to give up.

25. If a woman meets a good man, she doesn't need to grow up all her life. Women become more and more mature and strong because they have not met a good man.

Up to now, the word good night seems to have become a necessary courtesy. Who knows whether to sleep or not? Anyway, the topic is terminated.

27. Life is complete with bitterness and sweetness; Love is fun when it is noisy and harmonious; What feels sad and happy is called experience; It is natural to have cloudy days and sunny days.

28. Actually, I don't know what is just right. I just don't want to disappoint anyone, and I don't want to disappoint myself. You won't regress when you hug, and you won't cry when you laugh.

29. Be a difficult person, throw your face at the person you hate and tell the person you like aboveboard. I'd rather live a few years less and just want to be happy.

30. If you take my crown, I will destroy your scepter first. If you occupy my heart, I will cut you to pieces first.

3 1. What should come will always come, and what should come will always come. There is no choice but to run away. What we can do is to accept, that is, get along, do our own thing quietly, and infect life with kindness.

32. Be a sunny person, not sad, not impatient, strong, upward, close to the sunshine, and become a better self. You don't need too much praise from others, because you know how good you are. The strength of the heart is always better than the glitz of the appearance.

33. I thought about countless moments. I wish you were here. As a result, I survived all these moments alone. Later, no, thanks.

We always feel that we are still young and can greedily enjoy all the beautiful things. Later, we were surprised to find that I don't know when we started. We saw the shells in the sugar coating, the murder after laughing, and knew how to deal with perfunctory things. We take part in accidental amusement to face many things that we never thought we would face. On the surface, people and animals are harmless, but the self-defense knife has been held behind us and has never left our hands.

One day, you will find that all the setbacks, pains and hardships in life are aimed at making us a better person.

36. The older you get, the more uncomfortable you feel socially. Therefore, it is never wrong to master a survival skill and develop a hobby of being alone.

You must accept that there are always sudden losses in this world. Spilled milk, lost wallet, lost lover, broken friendship, when you can't do anything, the only thing you can do is try to make yourself feel better.

38. The people who agreed to go to the movies didn't watch it, and the places they went didn't go. The good relationship between the two heads has long since vanished. But have you ever thought that the most terrible thing in this world is not the impetuousness of others, but a casual sentence from others, but you really believe it?

39. People are only half born and walk around the world looking for the other half. Some people are lucky enough to find it soon, while others have to find it all their lives.

Everyone takes me seriously, and I can't take myself seriously. When no one takes me seriously, I must pay attention to myself. This is calm, this is calm.

4 1. There are many such miracles in life. Things that seem more difficult than going to heaven can sometimes be done easily. The difference lies in extraordinary beliefs.

Gao Leng, Ye Chao, domineering, talk about 202 1, being a man for the first time. Why should I let you go?

? 1. I'm not good, but there is only one. Cherish or not. If one day you lose me, I won't let you find me again. Friendship or love? If I leave, I can't live any longer.