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Is there anyone who likes uncle? Everyone says what happened to uncle?

That year, I was 13 years old and was in the second grade of junior high school. I played a little game in the game hall on the computer. I was poor, and the people in the game room were like running water. There is a teammate with me who won't leave even if he loses many games. I said "I'll add you". Uncle is 22 years old, the principal of primary school, and he is in college. This is our acquaintance.

I have a lot of homework every day, and I have to write it after twelve o'clock in the evening. My uncle always patiently explains math problems that I can't understand, and sometimes he picks up a pen and paper and writes down the detailed process. His language ability is so strong that the teacher can't understand those difficult knowledge points. He speaks very simply. My uncle often stays with me until after twelve o'clock. We always say good night to each other. By the third day, I expect to discuss more study problems with my uncle every day, so I study more, my grades improve rapidly, and my parents are happy. Finally, I was admitted to a key high school. This is my junior high school time with my uncle.

He has a girlfriend, but he still won't talk to me. Besides studying, I also look forward to sharing our little things with my uncle. Every time I clean my phone memory and chat with him, I don't want to delete a word.

I am very nervous about my study, and I have endless words with him at the weekend. I don't do my homework until twelve o'clock, and I seldom ask my uncle about his study. I just talked to him about my life and feelings. I look like the "little goddess" in everyone's mouth. Many boys chase me, but I don't want to talk to them. I like him, but I dare not say. Close your eyes, he is my lover.

Three years of high school passed quickly. Before my college entrance examination, everyone's encouragement was not as good as uncle's words-I believe you.

Unfortunately, the exam is only 9 points short of one line. My family and teachers want me to repeat, and the school is willing to exempt me from the tuition fee for repeating. But my uncle told me seriously that you must not waste a year for the last one. He said that there is not much difference between one and two books in a university, and big cities and small cities are worlds apart. He knelt down and begged me to go to college in a big city. I firmly believed what he said and chose to go to Nanjing. This is my uncle and my high school days.

After going to college, I can finally chat with my uncle at will every day. He suggested that I go to the library more often and take more self-study classes. I firmly believe in him, so I go to the library to learn English every day. Every time I go home by train and pass by my uncle's city, it is the warmest time in my heart, because it is closest to him. I will send him a location, search the landmarks of their city and tell him where I have been. I know that he is a devoted person and has a girlfriend, and we are far away, but I still can't help telling him many times, but he said that I feel like his daughter and his cat, and I like it but I can't bear to do it. But he doesn't know that he has appeared in my spring dream many times.

This year, uncle finally came to Nanjing on business. At my repeated requests, he agreed to see me. After a few drinks at dinner, I took him around many places that I had dreamed of countless times. Until he drove me back to school, I told him that I had passed the entrance guard of the dormitory and couldn't go back.

He wanted to open two rooms, but I said, I believe you, and please believe me. So we live together. He didn't even take a shower, so I took a shower, wearing underwear and a bath towel. We watched TV together until the lights went out and got ready to have a rest. After getting up my courage many times, I went over and told him that I knew he had a girlfriend and that he was a good man, but only he was qualified to have my first time. I don't need his guilt or responsibility, I just want to have the first time with him. He firmly rejected me, patted me on the head and told me that he didn't want me, but loving someone is not selfish possession, but since we can't be together, let her fly to happiness more completely and confidently. I cried, so we stayed in the same bed until dawn and lived in peace.

Because I went to the library to learn English every day, I passed CET-4 and CET-6 once and became the envy of my roommates in these two colleges. I began to pay attention to finding a job, and I also learned that the two books mentioned by my uncle are both undergraduate degrees after graduation, but the horizons of big cities are much broader than those of me in the past twenty years, and the learning opportunities, extracurricular interests and job opportunities are not comparable to those of small cities. But uncle, he watched me grow up from a girl, helped me, made me better and gave me guidance. I can't have him, which is a regret that I will never let go. But uncle, I love you, thank you. You made me believe that there is such a good man in this world, and I will find another you.

I have to answer this question, because my neighbor's daughter has just followed her mafia uncle for five or six years, and she has had several miscarriages, but now she can't conceive a child. After being kicked out, she is now drinking at home all day to drown her sorrows, doing nothing, hooking up with all kinds of men in the village, and her reputation is extremely bad. Let me tell you roughly what happened.

She/Kloc-dropped out of school at the age of 0/4 and went to Dongguan. By chance, she met a fellow villager in the next town. The man is a gangster in Dongguan, seeking illegitimate interests. Maybe he is young because of blind worship, lack of cognition, or lack of love. He gave it to that man for the first time since he followed him. In the next few years, every day is a photo of going out with him, or a photo of a person driving with his girlfriend, or a drunken life every day. In today's rural areas, the atmosphere of laughing at poverty rather than prostitution has aroused the envy of many people.

The good times didn't last long. Last year, that uncle was caught in an accident in the underworld, and it is estimated that it will be finished. Therefore, she was jointly and severally responsible, locked up for a period of time and released, with no financial resources and no technology. In recent years, she just looked at the days when others were playing and nothing happened. After coming out, she can only stay in her hometown in the countryside and hook up with the male lux in the neighboring village every day. I can only say that she will be more bitter in the next life. Can she have good fruit with her uncle?

It is estimated that she will pay for the mistakes she made when she was young. Therefore, young girls should seize the time to improve themselves and don't think about relying on men. Only when they are strong can they be truly strong.

To tell you the truth, I don't like uncle very much.

I used to know an unmarried uncle in his thirties. That day, he made an excuse to ask for my WeChat, so I gave it to him without too much vigilance.

He chats with me every day, as if he is very idle, and keeps sending me messages telling me that he is not married. He talked about guitar, and then sent me some videos of him playing guitar every day. I was also learning guitar at that time! Just praise him for his ability, and then keep sending it. In the evening, he will send out a big table of vegetables and say that someone has invited me. Do you want to come and eat? I didn't agree. Tell him I'm busy. Of course, my parents won't let me go out at night. One day he asked me to take a selfie, but I didn't give it at first. And then he kept pestering me to give it to him. Then I gave him a selfie that I could only see my eyes. The next day, I looked at my circle of friends and saw him send my selfie to my circle of friends. I'll contact him right away to delete it. After he deleted it, I deleted it and blacked it out.

that summer

He will call me every day to urge me to study and occasionally check my papers.

The steamed buns he sent were very expensive, so I ate two and paid him back with 20 points of my grades. The power of love is really great. He was as excited as a child when the result came out on the phone three days later.

He especially wants me to study hard. He will drive me to the exam and pray for me in Mount Tai. Tell a success story.

He is also good at telling stories. He said that he was only kind to two women in his life, one was his mother and the other was me. He also swore that there was no other woman outside, only me.

I also want to spend the rest of my life with this newly divorced man with two sons and no money. I also wanted to announce him to the world. I used to think that this man who can't pinyin but writes well is clean and tidy, and he can dress well. But the time stayed in the early morning of February 23 that winter, at 65438, a woman answered my phone.

Many people like uncle, which is to tell the truth. Only those little girls like handsome boys. Generally, women in their thirties like to be older than themselves or even bigger. Women come and go by skills and routines, not by being handsome. Experienced men who are too affectionate are ugly men, but handsome men can't be eaten, because women think handsome men are unreliable and won't associate, preferring to contact ordinary men who look honest and mature on the surface and think they feel safe, so they are cheated. In fact, a person's external voting can't see the inner world of inner quality. Although some people are honest, steady and mature on the surface, they are scheming, wicked and playboy at heart.

Some women also look very serious and honest, wearing ordinary or even rustic clothes, but the first contact is completely different and very open. (Both men and women are the same. Handsome guy. Beauty does not mean coquettish, and ordinary men and women do not mean serious.

The name uncle is actually more of a compliment in today's society.

Girls who like uncles are actually more eager for the calmness and calmness of "uncles". You will, he will, you won't, he will. He has finished all the way ahead of schedule, and he is ahead of you next.

It would be great to be with such an uncle.

With this fantasy, my friend Miss L is with his Mr. C.

Mr. C is the instructor of their school, but L is not. L is the student union cadre. She is cheerful and lively at ordinary times and is very popular with school leaders. Because she often worked in the student union, she gradually got to know C.

C looks very elegant, wearing a suit and tie, unlike those childish and noisy boys on the university campus. He is very kind to everyone. If you have any questions, go to him and enjoy it. As a big uncle, L naturally likes him when he gets along. Mr. C usually lives in the neighborhood near the school. He has never seen a woman looking for him or a close woman. L firmly believe that he is a woman.

Then she confessed. At first, the old man was very reserved and educated her to look at men other than balabala. ...

Be tackled by l in two weeks.

They should start a relationship. After all, it is a teacher-student relationship, which is quite unacceptable anyway. They would kiss in his office, work as if nothing had happened, and hang out at his house during the holidays.

With the convenience of Mr. C, Miss L has also won many generous awards, and she is always indispensable for the excellent evaluation of scholarships. It wasn't long before she was discovered by a kind person. A student of the student union saw her computer screen when she went to the toilet, and the chat dialog box popped up: Will you come to my house today?

Fortunately, the relationship between this classmate and L is OK, but after discovering this shocking secret again, he told several close friends. Later, it spread on a small scale. At that time, graduation was approaching, and they had been together for almost two years.

Suddenly one day Mr. C told L that it was all over. He said he had a wife.

It was a bolt from the blue. Although I never asked him, she went to his house many times and slept with him many times. She clearly knows that there is no trace of a woman in his house. She can't believe it. Mr. C said he was going to divorce her, but now she is pregnant and their family situation is the most suitable, so he wants to return to his family. He said that he had never lied to her, and when he was with her, he thought it was with him.

I couldn't be with him anymore, so she slapped him and turned away.

She never contacted him again after graduation.

I had been working for three years when she told me this. She is very calm. She said, in fact, they owe each other nothing. Although she was depressed for a long time because of this, she also got a lot of things that others worked hard to get. She learned a lot of things that others have learned in society for many years. Even being a mistress is still a little hard for her to let go.

Dating a well-maintained 40-year-old uncle, just like a young man in his twenties and thirties. He is 12 years older than me, and he is rich in starting a company. He has a villa and two commercial houses in Shenzhen. When I met him, he said I was very satisfied with you. Let's date! Then we added WeChat to each other. I haven't talked for a month. He didn't delete me, and neither did I delete him.

I can't make it up. I'll just look at you.