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How to express gracefully that you are single?

1. Tell Taohua that I don't have to grow my own flowers. 2. Ordinary single genius. My second cup is half price for myself. 4. Low-quality love is not as good as high-quality singles. Unless there is an accident, I will live alone today. If there is an accident, I will go to the hospital. 6. I only smell strawberries, not sour. 7. I like to spend a quiet day alone. 8. I am the cutest! But no one loves lovely love. 9. Can't you find someone to drink milk tea at half price? Isn't it sweet for everyone to drink two glasses? 10, enjoy a high-quality single life 1 1, to be honest, I miss you a little, but it's not a big problem. 12, maybe I'm too interesting to be accompanied. 13, the motherland has not been unified, how can I make out with my children? 14, Wen Jun's return date is undecided, there is a piece of lemon on Tanabata 15, and the day when a person holds an umbrella must be calm, 16, I grow up crazily, and I am my own moon. 17, for the sake of heartbeat, I just want to watch the fire from the other side. My single cheats ~ actually nothing ~ I am ~ gifted ~ 19, you are single dog, and my name is Lone Wolf 20. Fuck love, I just want to make money 2 1, and my Prince Charming is still here with roses. . . 24, occasional heartbeat, inertia refused 25, if you are in full bloom, butterflies come. If you are wonderful, you can arrange it yourself. Waiting for someone worth waiting for. 26. I came to this world to conquer the world, not for love. 27. It's good to be single. I want to be with someone I want to be single. 28. I am a nobleman. Men have no chance. 29. Before I became famous academically, I couldn't find someone for the time being. Don't worry, you read your book first, and I'll go to see my movie. One day, we will nest together, read the same book and watch the same movie. As a single person, how to express yourself gracefully? 2. Single cultivation is boundless. Second, isn't it delicious to eat the second half price for one person? Third, I am selfish. Fourth, no marriage, no children, single. I never feel lonely. To be romantic, I am completely free. 6. I love myself and have no rival in love. 7. Open an umbrella yourself, and the rain will fall on your shoulders. Eight, I am plain and can't surprise you. If you want to miss it, miss it I return the stars to the universe. Ten, the night is used to forget, and the day is always fresh. The moon is the moon, and I am not the only one who shines at night. Thirteen, human relations are too vulgar, it is better to watch the sunrise alone. Fourteen, the object does not matter, milk tea is not sad. Fifteen, smart people don't fall in love, and patients are trapped by love. Sixteen, courtship to make a living first, love yourself first. Seventeen, falling in love really affects my walking in the rivers and lakes. Eighteen years old, intermittent desire for love, continue to enjoy being single. 19. Those who didn't miss it were passers-by. A good life is worth spending more time waiting for. Twenty-one, stay up late every day, but don't even know what you are waiting for. Twenty-two, I am only loyal to myself, I live for me. Twenty-three, meeting is both fortunate and regrettable, and regret is also the normal state of this world. Twenty-four, no one loves the most charming.