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Give me a photo of the diamond and tell me about it.

1. How many people feed a hypocritical beast with a sincere heart.

2. The distance is terrible, because I don't know if the other person misses you or forgets you.

Every reserved and calm present has a silly and naive past.

4. Don't think that people who can't let you go will not let you go. Fish will die without water, but water will be clearer without fish.

He knows that you are warm and cold, which I bought with time and tears.

6. I worked for three minutes, but I loved you for so long; I usually forget everything, but I remember you so clearly

When you send your heart away, you should know that you can't get it back unscathed.

8. I gradually realized that in feelings, there are always points and points; In life, there will always be exchanges.

9. Not only live like a diamond, but also be as strong as a diamond.

10. If what you gave me was also given to others, I would rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

1 1. I must have slapped God in my last life, and he will play me like this in my life.

12. I have traveled to every corner of your city, not to meet, but to feel your past.

13. If you don't care, how can you have so many emotions?

14. When summer comes, I realize that staying in a cool place is not a curse. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

15. Everyone who talks often has someone who wants to impress. /calculate/

16. I usually start laughing after being angry for a while. Actually, I want to be cool and ignore people, but I can't hold back.

17. Maybe I'm just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me.

18. Later, I finally understood that some people, if you don't contact them actively, they really won't think of you, and their lovers are good friends.

19. I don't know where you come from in the world, but I know you are my world now.

20. What a man is most proud of is not how many women he has slept with, but that there is a woman who is willing to let him sleep for a lifetime.

2 1. We can quarrel, but we can't affect the relationship, whether it is friendship or love.

22. Sometimes, I just want to cry because I feel wronged. Sometimes, I just want to be crazy, because I am depressed.

23. I don't know what retention is. I only know that people who love me will not leave.

24. You never know who will inadvertently say goodbye to you and never see you again.

It is said that after the age of 28, you are not eligible for Youth Day. It turns out that youth has gone so suddenly! Our innocence was finally plundered by time. After many years, that silly self will never meet again. However, everyone should at least have a past that proves that you were young/p > Act like a woman and think like a man.

1. Some people just leave and wait and never come back. Some people don't love, even if they don't love, it's just futile to insist.

I just want to watch the sea with you. I just want to see the future with you. Who ever thought that you had gone far and forgot to come back?

If you really love, neither time nor distance will be an obstacle.

It is normal to have a stomachache when I was a child. Now you have a stomachache. People say you have your period.

5. Now I only have chat records. What time are you coming back?

6. Maybe you have to despair once before you can live again.

7. Benefits of being a farmer: 1. Don't worry about industrial accidents; 2. Don't worry about air conditioning; 3. There is no intrigue; 4. Don't worry about discipline inspection; 5. Don't spend weekends exclusively.

8, the scholar does not go out and knows what's going on in the world.

9. For a moment, I wished time would stop forever. Just for a sentence I don't want to hear anyway.

10, the best friend is that when everyone thinks I make a mountain out of a molehill, she knows why I cry so much.

1 1. I usually laugh wildly and make fun of people, but I just don't want to be alone.

12, everything is just the past. Once upon a time, just a memory.

13, I've been following you, but you just don't look back.

14. Up to now, only chopsticks are available.

15, act like a lady and think like a man.

16, read 10 years of Chinese, it is better to talk about it for half a year.

17, I'm not arrogant, I'm not fooling around, I'm just tired of those dependencies that may be lost at any time.

18, the only thing that won't leave you this season is mosquitoes.

19, life doesn't have to be perfect, but it must be wonderful enough.

Everyone understands the truth, but it is difficult to control small emotions.

2 1, I love you without lying, exaggeration, falsehood and lies.

22. The so-called rainbow is just that as long as the heart is transparent, light can reflect hope.

I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths.

24. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but beauty is an idiot!

25. Learn to tolerate people who hurt themselves, because they are pitiful and everyone has their own difficulties.

26, desperately drunk, just to find an excuse to cry.

27. Finding your own fault is diagnosis, finding something for yourself is tempering, analyzing yourself as a confidant, and laughing at yourself is encouragement!

As time goes by, nothing seems to have changed, but when you look back, everyone has changed.

29. Attachment to you is like an unbreakable knot, and there is no turning back.

30. I have loved and hated, but I am not willing to be ordinary.

3 1, our life is a gift, and we can get it only by giving our lives.

I will be your last baggage when you are poor.

Advertisements always appear at the best time, and you always leave when I love you the most.

34. Just like my world, the sun suddenly disappeared. Isn't this just in line with the despair at that time?

35. With you, I learned to be strong and brave. I really can't live without you.

36. I am just a child who loves to talk nonsense, swearing in a childish voice.

If you are badly hurt by him, please thank him for his kindness and torture. Before we met, thanks to him, you matured.

38. A person's weakness is that he likes to sit in the right position too much.

39. At that time, I had a small waist. Now I sigh in vain.

40. The ugliest girls and boys in the class are called class flowers and class grass by the classmates. There is wood in your class.

4 1, I suddenly found that I love your first letter, which is very fun to add up.

I want to win your heart with all my money.

43. I admit that I am ordinary, but I have been trying to catch up.

Make sentences with images.

1, like the sun, then you have more warmth.

It's raining harder and harder, as if heaven had cracked a hole.

The more you read, the less you remember in your mind, which is inversely proportional. After reading a lot, his brain is like a dense blackboard.

4. The sky is blue as a wash and clean as a brush.

A person loses his usual job, as if something is missing in his life.

6. There is indeed a large cluster of cliff chrysanthemums hanging down from the cliff top at sunset, like a golden waterfall.

7. Only by standing higher can we see farther. The more we know, the more we gain. Therefore, only by constantly knowing ourselves and ourselves can we have a giant-like physique and two generations of extraordinary wisdom, and we can be in an invincible position.

He suddenly moved, as if he had a good idea.

There is a ceramic in the fire, which is as hard as a stone and as red as a brick.

10, aloe is a tenacious plant. Although born in the south, it is not as delicate as other southern plants, and it will die without water. It is as tenacious as a cactus.

1 1. He kept moaning and sighing as if something was bothering him.

12, at this time, he seems to have been an enemy of money and desperately spent money.

13, Chlorophytum is not as beautiful and noble as peony, nor as gorgeous as Chinese rose, but it is dedicated to unknown people. Its green is full of vitality, and its due diligence is admirable.

14, Yantai pear, big yellow skin, like a gourd with a big belly. Take a bite, and the sweet pear water will flow on your tongue and seep into your throat, just like eating honey.

15, others stared at him silently, as if fascinated.

16. Snowflakes dance in the air like a group of lovely elves, moist as jade and light as catkins, and are blown around by the wind.

17, she looked sad, as if she had been worried and scared.

18, the girl's heart is pounding. My face is as red as frosted apricot leaves.

19, like grass, then you are stronger.

It's cloudy. It looks like rain.

2 1, I can't say why, it seems to be an instinct.

22. Cotton looks like an orange, with one petal and five petals. Every shiny cotton petal is wrapped in a brown shell.

23. A fluffy snowball is like a rabbit's short tail.

24. What a beautiful car! Brand-new, shiny, light yellow, like a mirror can shine on people.

Of course, nothing is sloppy, but everything is a little dusty, as if the owners of these things have never scolded their servants.

26. The maple leaves here are as red as blood, which has dyed the whole mountain red.

27. The most striking thing is that clever little mouth, with crimson lips as bright as pomegranate flowers.

28. Chimpanzees have long black hair, a red ass and a red face. There are many wrinkles on their faces. Like an old lady in her seventies and eighties, with her mouth wide open and protruding forward.

29. Miss Chunyu walked across the grass and saw grass babies playing. A drop of sweat oozed from his head. It rained in a hurry, like a shower, and gave the grass a hot bath.

30. Growth requires affection, but some people think that growth does not require affection. Because they grew up in the shadow of affection, they knew nothing about it. I, on the other hand, long for my family, just like a man who longs for water in the desert.

3 1, the scenery of Yunnan Shilin, like a pacesetter in line, stands tall!

32. The profession of teacher is great and sacred. He gave silently, but asked for nothing in return. Since ancient times, how many people have praised teachers' poems, and how many people can be as selfless as teachers?

33. Bang, the oil at the bottom of the pot blew the eggs like balloons, bulging and round. At this time, the fragrance slowly floated out, and then the egg was turned upside down. Eggs are yellow and round, just like the moon.

34. In the evening, the howling of birds goes through the dusk and echoes back and forth in the sky. There is also a toad cry like a ball, like a bubble floating on a pond.

35. Mom's smile in the photo is so charming, as if it happened yesterday.

36. Time and events are going on smoothly, as if they are cooperating with me.

37. Her mind is motionless and silent, as if she were paralyzed. It took a while to run on.

38. Her face is full of excitement, just like the blooming Shandandan flowers on the hillside.

39. Her dance is as elegant as a breeze and as light as white clouds.

40. Where the petiole grows on the stem, six or seven branches of the filament protrude from the opposite side. Every silk is as bright red as a snail's tentacles and new leaves. This is the foot of Parthenocissus tricuspidata.

4 1, ah, that's Guo Zhenshan! What a big man stands tall in the crowd, just like a small waterfowl, and his loud voice is talking to the people gathered around him.

42. Flowers are beautiful, just like elegant girls dancing. Flowers are really fragrant, just like honey with a pungent smell; Flowers are really clear, just like slim girls.

43. He quickly grasped it in his hand and looked around with rebellious eyes, as if this wasteland was going to take it away.

44. If you like the sky, then you are broader.

45. Wisdom is seeing things clearly. The so-called wisdom is that people can use what they already know and know to analyze things clearly and study them thoroughly, just as they can see things clearly with their eyes.

He kept giving them orders as if they were his servants.

He went on talking as if nothing had happened.

48. The spider ran back and forth between two branches like a swing. From its tail, a bright filament appeared, and finally it was woven into an oval spider web.

49. At this moment, there was a loud bang, as if to lift the sidewalk.

The clerk raised an arm feebly, as if to protect himself.

5 1. The child moved as if waking up from a dream.

52. The bright moon hangs high in the light blue sky, and the moonlight pours down like running water, and the earth is silvery white.

He shook his head as if to clear his head.

54. The straight cypress stands in obscurity like a soldier; The tall pine tree stands proudly in the cold wind, like a brave soldier; The huge banyan tree is like a big umbrella, bravely resisting a blue sky and protecting flowers and trees.

55. At night, it is more mysterious. Against the background of the surrounding scenery, the bridge looks even more magnificent. The five towers are as tall as five constellations, making the whole bridge deck look like daylight.

56. Snowflakes are as bright as pearls, jumping around in the air like a group of lively and lovely elves, and dotted the vast night sky like stars.

The little girl has blonde hair like an ear of corn.

58. Competitors are like grindstones. They made us very sharp, and then we started to cut off our competitors.

59. It's best to forget what you are worried about when you walk. You might as well come out and have a try. All the troubles will fly away like wings.

60. Be like a big tree when you are frustrated. If you are cut, you can grow longer. It is also like a weed. Although it is trampled underfoot, it can still live bravely.

6 1. His red face shines like an apple ripe in September.

62. The charge began, and the soldiers rushed to the enemy like tigers coming down the mountain.

63. It can be seen that Hu Xing is bearing the weight of these activities with a tough endurance. Tears flooded her red and golden eyes like a lake.

64. Childhood is like a meteor in the sky, but it quickly dissipates in the brightness.

They completely ignored these facts as if they didn't exist.

66. Snow, like jelly beans, flies in the air, not rushing to land, as if reluctant to part with the ice palace where you live! Small snowflakes are as light as smoke and as clean as jade. There is a lot of enthusiasm, falling from the sky.

67. The male mandarin duck has gorgeous feathers, brown back, white abdomen, a crest on the top of his head and long white eyebrows behind his eyes, as if he had just put on makeup.

68. Even if you do four sets of broadcast gymnastics on cloudy days, you won't feel too hot. No matter how you jump, you won't sweat like before, and all your clothes will stick to you wet.

Chrysanthemums come in various shapes, some of which float freely like girls' freshly washed hair.

70. His eyes looked at her carefully, as if he were desperately looking for something he didn't find from her.

7 1 She stood in clusters of red roses, looking particularly beautiful against the western red sun, as dazzling as a flower fairy who had just come down to earth, and her innocent face was deeply imprinted in my mind.

72. Literature is like a fire in a stove. We borrow fire from others, light ourselves, and then pass it on to others so that everyone can have it.

73. The short time from five to eight sometimes seems endless.

He is so absorbed in his study that he seems to be possessed.

75. The continuous spring rain has started again. Raindrops, like embroidery needles, wear in every corner, fall on leaves and turn around like beads. At this time, the whole country was immersed in silence, and my heart calmed down.

76. A breeze blew, and the snow on the branches fluttered with the wind, just like a goddess scattering flowers.

77. Time flies, and the sun and the moon fly. In a blink of an eye, time flies by us like a galloping horse, and our work ends like a shining golden meteor.

78. The wind died down, as if afraid of waking them up.

Strawberries seem to be carefully selected, each one is about the same size, as big as my thumb. The top is pointed and the end is round and big, just like the usual heart-shaped pattern. The surface is not smooth, like many small spots.

80. There are three steps in time: the future comes late, the present flies like an arrow, and the past stands still forever.

8 1, he returned to the wooden house and began to count our supplies, as if nothing existed around him.

Cicada likes singing very much. There is a cymbal-like instrument in the cavity behind its wings. That's not enough. We need to put a castanet on the chest to increase the intensity of the sound.

83. The blue sky is calm as a lake and transparent as glass.

84. The red Olympic flame attracted many people, with narrow leaves spread out and a flower like the red torch in the middle, which is the origin of its name.

85. My mother's love is as broad as the sea and as gentle as moonlight, which brings me infinite warmth.

She works hard as if she never gets tired.

Classic Quotations: Bargain like a poor man and pay like a gentleman.

1, I disappeared for a few days before I realized that no one would come to you directly as worried as my mother.

I want to be a gentle person, but gentleness has depreciated.

Say I love you, but not just you.

Whose new love is not someone else's old love

The cello sounds like a river. The left bank is a memory I can't forget, and the right bank is a glorious time I deserve to persist in. What flows in the middle is my faint sadness every year.

6. When everything disappears, who can understand, only time slowly melts the fairy tales in memory.

7. The noise and light in the world, the happiness and happiness in the world are like a clean stream. In the wind, in front of my eyes, it swam, and the warmth came out like a spring. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy and not sad.

8. What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.

9. I was stupid, but I said I was thinking backwards.

10, optimistic and cheerful smile not only please yourself, but also please everyone around you.

1 1, saying that money is evil and everyone is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say heaven is the best, don't go.

12, worry is a spirit that you create and enjoy yourself.

13, people make mistakes, mostly because they think too much when they should use their true feelings, and they are too emotional when they should use their brains.

14, people are always tolerant of strangers and picky about familiar people.

15. Bargain like a poor man and pay like a gentleman.

16, or match said well, she said that men are lower-body animals. Those men keep telling you that they will give you happiness for the rest of your life, but in fact they mean happiness for the rest of your life.

17, the more disappointed, the sadder, the sadder. Those little pleasures were eroded by your departure, and then gradually numb my soul.

18, I still remember those rotten leaves, those fresh ones and those green ones, have long been buried in front of the time scale, but the overwhelming rotten smell has remained at the end of the time scale.

19. When a person is bored, he always makes fun of others.

20. Life is like a race. It doesn't matter whether you reach the finish line first, what matters is whether you finish the race.

2 1. The so-called untimely birth in love means that you hate me for being born late, I hate you for being born early, you were born earlier than me, and I am old.

22. Life without friends is like life without sunshine. If you want to have a perfect friendship, you may never find a friend.

23. Having money to spend before the age of 30 is very happy, and having money to spend after the age of 30 is happier; It is difficult to struggle before the age of 30, and it is even more difficult after the age of 30.

24. If you ever sang the praises of the dawn, please invite embrace the darkness.

25. Every day now is the youngest day in the rest of my life.

26. There are countless hypocritical people in this world. They were nice to you in front of you, but they stabbed you in the back. Finally, they will mistakenly say what happened to your friend.

27, life is like this, birth and death …

28. I can't learn, I can't play and I can't sleep. This is my present situation.