Who has a classic dialogue? The more, the better.

"Hello, comrades!"

"Good start!"

"Comrades have worked hard!"

"Serve the people!"

The most classic dialogue in 2006:

"Hello, boys!"

"Hello, boss!"

"The enemy has worked hard!"

"Make money for the boss!"

The year 2007 was:

"Hello netizens"

Bambusa is good!

"Netizens have worked hard."

"offer bamboos"! Ha ha laugh

Stephen Chow's classic dialogue

Get up in the morning and shout to the mirror: "pig!" " "

I saw a puppy calling it "Wang Cai".

People say to you, "Roger that!"

Ask the other person's name "What's your mother's name?"

When the roommate looked at the girl, he said, "Master, is your taste too bad?"

Express admiration for a girl and say, "Then let's all start this relationship right away!" "

At the same time, I also want to say: "Miss, there is no denying that I am ugly, but I am very gentle and will never lie."

When someone threatens you, they will say, "hero, give me a break!" "

Seeing others fighting, he said, "gnome male-"! Don't be angry, you will be offended if you are angry! "

When someone asks you to borrow something, they will say, "Do you want it? If you want it, just say it. How can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ……"

When you can't sleep in hot weather, you will say, "It's been a long night."

When I praised my school, I said, "Although it is not beautiful, it has a unique flavor."

When you admire others, say, "I'm Kao! I have taken you! "

When I heard someone say hello on the road, I said, "Talk to me? Are you talking to me? Wrong person! "

Show someone something and say, "You don't believe it? Look! "

When you can't understand what others are saying, just say, "I see, you are crazy!" " "

When he was inferior to others in the exam, he said, "In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little higher than him. It is because of the extra burden that he will be a little taller than me! " "

When your girlfriend asks you why you like her, she says, "Do you need a reason to love someone?"

When abandoned, say "the relationship is broken."

Talk to people about the feeling of being lovelorn: "Unfortunately, happiness is always short-lived, only endless pain and sigh!" " "

Seeing the people in the dormitory littering, he said, "You are so naughty! I told you not to throw things around, it's wrong to throw things around! "

When I was drunk, I said, "Hey, give me some time. I'll get used to it when I throw up!" " "

I failed in the exam and said, "I guessed ahead of time, but I couldn't guess the ending ..."

When you see someone else fail in the exam, you should say, "Brother, you have been recruited! How come? Are you having an affair with him? ! !

Note that the word leg must be pronounced in a special voice.

The weather turns cloudy: it thunders and rains, and clothes are still big marshmallows! !

Someone asked you to bring him something: you want me to show him some keepsakes, such as flowers, grass, gold and silver jewelry, moonlight boxes and so on-

Others criticize you: Who said that? I only focus on one thing to change my view of the past!

Fight with people: I am a woman. Do you fight too?

Scold with people: people are fucking, and demons are fucking.

Nothing strange: wife! ! Come out and see God!

Touching words: I once had a love before me, but I didn't know how to cherish it. Now I think it's too late to regret it. If God gives me another chance, I will say to that girl: Me! Honey. You! If you have to add a time limit to dating here, I hope it is, 10 thousand years.

When you accidentally put a P and it was discovered by others, you said: You didn't let everyone down this time.

When rejecting a woman you don't like, say: You only get my body, but not my soul. I already have a lover, and we won't have a result. Please let me go!

When you make others angry, say: You are angry. If you are angry, cry, come on ... hee hee!

Sing when eating chicken: roast chicken wings, I like them best!

If you want to eat food, sing: Oh, yes! I almost forgot, I'm a vegetarian!

When you don't care about anything, say: it doesn't matter, there is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. ...

When people are bored, they say: This guy talks about his mother-in-law all the time, just like a fly, hum … sorry, it's not one, it's a bunch of flies around you, hum … fly to your ear, help!

When someone threatens you, say: Wow, you scared me again.

Seeing the excitement, he said, look, now my sister saved my sister, and later that sister saved her.

-Gorgeous dividing line.

Classic dialogue of lion roar

Husband version:

From now on, I only love and spoil you, and I won't lie to you. I will do everything I promised you, tell you the truth, don't bully you, don't scold you, believe you, if someone bullies you, I will come out to help you as soon as possible. When you are happy, I will accompany you to be happy. When you are unhappy, I will also coax you to be happy. I will always think that you are the most beautiful and have the most dreams.

Wife version:

From now on, you can only love me, spoil me and don't lie to me. You must do everything you promised me. Everything you say to me must be sincere. Don't bully me or scold me. Trust me. If someone bullies me, you must come out and help me as soon as possible. If I am happy, you must be happy with me. If I am unhappy, you must make me happy and always feel it.

-Gorgeous dividing line.

Jing M.Guo's classic sentences

1 Many things that we thought would never be forgotten were forgotten in the days that we never forget.

I know I am not a good recorder, but I like to look back on the road I have traveled more than anyone else. I not only looked back, but also rushed forward angrily.

You gave me a tear, and I saw all the oceans in your heart.

If God wants to destroy a person, he will go crazy. But I have been crazy for so long, why hasn't God killed me?

Will the love carved on the back of the chair, like flowers on cement, open a windless and lonely forest?

In this sad and bright March, I whipped my horse from my thin youth, through corydalis, through kapok, through the sadness and impermanence that appeared and disappeared.

7 If you laugh once, I will be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.

What we once thought was unforgettable was forgotten by us in the process of our obsession.

A lonely person will always remember everyone who has appeared in his life, so I will always think of your loneliness over and over again every night when the stars fall.

10 Whenever I look at the sky, I don't like talking anymore, but whenever I talk, I dare not look at the sky again.

1 1 I count your smiles every day, but when you are in Lian Xiao, you are so lonely. They say your smile is beautiful and undeveloped.

12 My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?

13 I once had a smile in my life, but in the end it dissipated like fog. That smile became a swift river deeply buried in my heart, and I couldn't swim across it. The sound of that river became my desperate song day and night.

14 the noise and brightness of the world, the happiness and happiness of the world, like a clean stream, swim in the wind before my eyes, warm as a spring. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy, not sad. ...

15 The wind blows like a flower, and your smile is shaking, becoming the most beautiful ornament in my life, looking at the sky, the snow and the deep shadow of the season.

16 One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget.

17 hid in a certain time and missed the palm print for a while; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.

18 Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed, so you won't get lost.

19 If one day we are not together, we should be together.

Some things are not over yet, so forget it. Everyone is a king, dominating in his own world. You don't listen to me, but you don't want me to listen to you either.

-Gorgeous dividing line.

& lt thief-free world > classic dialogue

"How many times have I said, we should unite. This time, one is to exercise the team, and the other is to examine the situation. Here I especially want to praise two comrades, Xiaoye and Siyan. They not only surpassed themselves, but also surpassed their predecessors. "

-Ge You is teaching some men.

"People's hearts are scattered, and the team is not easy to bring."

-Ge You lamented his disobedience.

"I was going to see the bright moon, but the bright moon saw the ditch."

-Ge You in exclamation can't take a fancy to Andy Lau's income.

"Organized and undisciplined."

-Ge You is lamenting the disintegration of the team.

"IP, IC, IQ cards, tell me all the passwords."

-Feng said to him during the robbery.

"There is no way (reading Mo)."

-Andy Lau used dialect to close the distance with silly root, so as to win his trust.

"I'm not Jackie Chan, I have a hundred lives."

-Andy Lau accidentally slipped in the fierce battle at the top of the train and called for help.

-Gorgeous dividing line.

Anne Baby 50 Classic Sentences 1 My happiness is a small matter.

Anything, as long as you are willing, can always become simple.

People who are easy to hurt others and themselves are always vague about the edge of distance.

The more eager to possess, the more fragile.

No desire can only be said to be insensitive.

6 A short moment, a long forever.

The wings of birds vibrate in the air. This is a loud and cold voice, full of fear. A series of uncertain destinations.

The loneliness of eight people is sometimes difficult to express in words.

9 always needs some warmth. Even a little self-righteous commemoration.

10 feelings are sometimes just a person's business. It has nothing to do with anyone. Love, or not love, can only end by itself.

1 1 The wound is a shame given by others and an illusion of persistence.

I may be a bird. Full of vigilance, it is not easy to stay. So I've been flying.

13 heartbreaking love is true, only happiness is false. That once thought that flowers were full of branches ... love.

It's just a game set by fate

14 My world is silent and there is no room for others.

15 A woman like me always appears in her feelings in the form of a difficult problem.

16 We can be disappointed, but we can't be blind.

17 In this world, all people with true temperament always have different ideas.

18 I always thought I would get used to the past time and things. No matter where you are or who you meet. along with

What kind of way to end.

Happiness is always full of defects.

But happiness is too simple, so it is easy to break.

I never deceive myself. I only see the truth.

A clever woman deserves sympathy.

Women's loneliness is so fragile. If a man reaches out to me. If his

Fingers are hot. Who she is doesn't matter to me.

Will I be afraid of loneliness? I just feel lonely occasionally.

Love is an illusion that is easily suspected. Once caught, it will disappear automatically.

Tears of joy.

There is an abyss lurking in her heart, and she can't make a sound when dropping a boulder.

Have what you like, don't be afraid of the result.

Many people may never see each other again once they are separated.

Some people are easily erased by time. Like dust.

3 1 Many people don't need to meet again because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memory we give each other.

They never seem to say goodbye formally. And every time is farewell.

Your hair is beautiful and sad. Like your soul.

Love, not love. Always say goodbye.

I love you for no purpose. Just love you.

The pain of parting and disappointment has lost its voice.

Maybe love is just because of loneliness. Need someone to love. Even if there is no ending.

38 will pass, it will pass. Our pain, our sadness, our guilt.

When a woman is looking at the sky, she doesn't want to look for anything. She is just lonely.

There is no happiness when you should laugh, no tears when you should cry, and no commitment when you should believe.

4 1 Some things are doomed.

Men don't love women. They just need women.

We are always parting, such as with the people we love, with the injured, and even with time. ...

I smile. Whenever I am sad or happy, I only smile.

I believe I love you. Still. All the time. Forever.

Everything can be replaced. Love, past events, memories, disappointment, time … can all be replaced.

But you can't help yourself.

If you have ever been happy. Happiness is just a momentary fragment, a short segment.

As fate would have it, we have no way of knowing what will happen next.

Fingers will not move, tears will not flow, and time will not go.

Those beautiful little fish, they sleep with their eyes open. Don't need love, and never cry. They are my role models.

PS didn't say what kind ... I just fiddled with it ... anyway, the classic is recognized ...

What is the most expensive now?

The telephone bill is the most expensive!

1. "I can tell you responsibly that Uncle Li is very angry and the consequences are very serious."

2. "Be United ~ ~"

3. "What is the most expensive in 21century? -Talent! ! "

4. "I hate you robbers most, you have no technical content at all!"

5. "Organized and undisciplined!"

6. "People are scattered, and the team is not easy to bring. This time, one is to exercise the team and the other is to find new people. "

7. This sentence was said by the second husband. Hehe, You Yongzhi said Li Bingbing's "You were a good student when I was on the road!" ! ! "

8. "Palmers, change the civet cat with Uncle Li for the prince. Uncle Li respects you first, and then plays with you! ! "That is to say, Uncle Li is very angry in the back:"

9. Feng, a robber played by He Feng, said to the passengers in his girlhood, "Don't laugh, be serious, be serious, we are robbing ~ ~ ~ ~"

10. You let me touch this ~ ~

Fan Wei hijacked a policewoman's head. The policewoman teased her and asked Fan Wei to search her waist. What he said to the policewoman was so ambiguous that she touched the gun, haha.

1 1. Seeing Rene Liu, he said to Feng: You go first, I ... I ... I grabbed some ... colors. ...

12. The funniest part: two robbers robbed Andy Lau, and the stuttering fat robber (Fan Wei): There are ... what ... what I ... P card I...c card IQ ... All the cards are ... taken out, and there are ... passwords. . .

Andy Lau: Report, you can't use my IQ!

Fan Wei: Why ... why not? You take it out ... I can use it.

Andy Lau: IQ is IQ. You didn't. Can't use it!

Fan Wei was at a loss.

Thin robber tip: big brother, he says you have no brain!

Fan Wei glared: You ... said I had no brains! ?

Andy Lau: No, I mean you are stupid.

13. Or Ge You: I was going to see the bright moon, but the bright moon saw the ditch. Those who know me make me worry, and those who don't know me make me want. With Ge Ye's profundity, it's hard to say not to laugh:)

14. At the beginning, Ge You played the lame man to test the water, but Andy Lau caught him and forced him into the corner. He asked, you look like a cripple. Did you graduate from the Film Academy? How do you pretend, like this, like this? Ge You refused to admit it at first. Finally, Andy Lau took a few steps and came forward to give directions. Yes, the leg behind him is holding the key. Yes, that's it. Ha ha laugh

15. I also like this sentence. I feel helpless. Andy Lau and Rene Liu are fighting for stupidity. Andy Lau asked Rene Liu: What is cheating? Don't let him know that real life is cheating, which is the biggest and the worst.

"How many times have I said, we should unite. This time, one is to exercise the team, and the other is to examine the situation. Here I especially want to praise two comrades, Xiaoye and Siyan. They not only surpassed themselves, but also surpassed their predecessors. "

-Ge You is teaching some men.

"People's hearts are scattered, and the team is not easy to bring."

-Ge You lamented his disobedience.

"I was going to see the bright moon, but the bright moon saw the ditch."

-Ge You in exclamation can't take a fancy to Andy Lau's income.

"Organized and undisciplined."

-Ge You is lamenting the disintegration of the team.

"IP, IC, IQ cards, tell me all the passwords."

-Feng said to him during the robbery.

"There is no way (reading Mo)."

-Andy Lau used dialect to close the distance with silly root, so as to win his trust.

"I'm not Jackie Chan, I have a hundred lives."

-Andy Lau accidentally slipped in the fierce battle at the top of the train and called for help.

Enough for you to see! !