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Xin Qiji's Love Letters of Traditional Chinese Medicine

(1) mica screen opens, beads curtain closes, agarwood is blown away by the wind, and gold thread weaves sulfur. Baiying Guizhi reflects, and Shuitang calmly works. Pinellia ternata is shocked, and mint clothes are cold. Last month, a hooked vine dreamed that it was left on the battlefield. Has long been light powder, living alone. To continue to break the string, it is white, and aconite is white. Send slaves to entangle his branches, so that the peony in the old garden has no owner. My wife knocks on the white star, overlooks the honeysuckle vine, and looks forward to the book of Bletilla striata. Cardamom need not complain, cloves are sad in the rain. Life is exhausted, watching the wind blow the Xijiang willow, and hoping that the general will benefit his mother.

(1) The first love letter contains mica, pearls, radix Saposhnikoviae, lignum Aquilariae Resinatum, Radix Curcumae, sulfur, cacumen Platycladi, Ramulus Cinnamomi, Herba Cistanches, Mercury, Rhizoma Pinelliae, Herba Menthae, Ramulus Uncariae cum Uncis, Changshan, Shrimp Sand, Calomelas, Radix Angelicae Pubescentis, Radix Aconiti, Radix Sophorae Flavescentis, Radix Angelicae Sinensis, Corni Fructus, and Radix Rehmanniae Preparata.

(2) In the second love letter, there are sixteen kinds of Chinese medicines, namely, betel nut, tribulus terrestris, angelica, gentleman, slave-sending, peony, rhizoma arisaematis, honeysuckle stem, bletilla striata, coptis chinensis, nutmeg, clove, notoginseng, willow, general and adoptive mother.

(3) In the third love letter, there are six kinds of Chinese medicines, namely Radix Aucklandiae, Yu Yuliang, Lespedeza, Gypsum Fibrosum, Radix Saposhnikoviae and Radix Changshan.

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About Chinese medicine, talk about the mood of drinking Chinese medicine.

Talking about Chinese medicine

1. What is friendship? She thinks friendship is worse than guns and knives! Hit her fragile heart from time to time! She thinks friendship is the most hurtful weapon in the world! She thinks friendship is a pair of Chinese medicine soup! Friendship is bitter!

2. I hope the lovely Superman Liu Can will recover soon and get rid of the pain of drinking Chinese medicine as soon as possible. The little monster will protect you silently.

3. Hot Pot Hero. Using a lot of accidents and coincidences to create conflicts, many movies have played this trick. What I like is the core of the movie below the story. The vault is connected with an old classmate's hot pot restaurant, which symbolizes some connection between today's money-oriented society and the simple interpersonal relationship in the past. The film tells the story of how four people find their faith, morality and dignity that have long been lost in the real society. This is an interesting story about redemption. Hot pot, mask, Buddha statue, grandfather, Chinese medicine, and letter are all concrete objects that refer to something. Domestic commercial films with appeal and entertainment are stronger than 90%.

Dad had diarrhea for nearly half a year last year. He can't eat greasy food or some cold fruit. Once he ate it, he had diarrhea, and it was fruitless to take Chinese medicine or go to the hospital for examination. I finally got better after the Chinese New Year. As a result, I had a stomachache all night after eating a bowl of rice yesterday. I don't know what it is to go to school outside. Have any netizens who have had similar experiences told me what the situation is and what should I do?

I am really not an obedient patient, because I ate super hot and sour powder all night in a bad mood. Alas, I regret it now. The Chinese medicine for conditioning the body was drunk for nothing.

6. Sometimes, missing is bitter, not coffee, but Chinese medicine, because you are my medicine.

7. I ran to work when I was in a daze, and then I drank a can of Chinese medicine at the school gate, which suddenly brightened my eyes. Go to the hospital today and wish me not to prescribe Chinese medicine. And poisoned me with hormones! Happy April Fool's Day. That great god can fool me.

8. I think my mother is crazy. For physical reasons, my period is always unpunctual. When I had a boyfriend before, my mother asked me to be late n times a day. Are you there? ! I have no boyfriend now. I am ten days late. I told my mother that I wanted to take some Chinese medicine to recuperate. My mom told me it was okay. No conditioning is needed, and sanitary napkins can be saved. Ten times a year is good.

9. I often pour coke into a porcelain bowl and pretend it is Chinese medicine with a spoon. I fantasized that I was a sad character who drank medicine in a lingering sickbed all the year round, but I was surprised.

10, I probably did something wrong to get this retribution. I got stomach trouble before the final exam+I was deducted for asking for leave to see a doctor+I was scolded by the teacher+I lost my bus card+I had a heavy rain+I had a cold and a fever+I wanted to cry when I bought Chinese medicine myself.

1 1, I found that I was much better after drinking Chinese medicine, at least I wouldn't lose my temper and cry.

12, I haven't even taken medicine for a cold, and now I want to drink disgusting Chinese medicine three times a day. Li Nianqi, aren't you always fine/?

13, dung beetles fell in love with mosquitoes, Lang: What is your occupation? Mosquito: What about you, nurse? Dung beetles said with a smile, Fate, my colleague, I am a pill maker in the Bureau of Traditional Chinese Medicine.

Talk about the mood of drinking Chinese medicine

1, everyone's first love is a big Chinese medicine ball ~

2. School begins. Get up earlier than dogs and sleep later than pigs. This kind of day, which is more difficult than traditional Chinese medicine, is coming again.

3. Miss you! Bitter as coffee. Love You! As sweet as candy. Miss you! As bitter as Chinese medicine. Kiss you! As sweet as honey

4, the taste of loneliness is more like blindly Chinese medicine, bitter, astringent, can not add sugar.

Today, I saw a woman who just gave birth to a baby and got postpartum depression. She always suspected that she had cancer, did a lot of tests, took a lot of Chinese medicine, and was nervous all day. It's really pathetic.

6. Mom is really upset. My stomach has been bad since I was pregnant and gave birth to you. It doesn't matter if I go to the gastroscope to take Chinese medicine and western medicine. I feel uncomfortable everywhere. Your father is often away from home. How can a mother like this take care of you every day because they don't love her?

7. Today is the anniversary of grandma's death. Drink the last mouthful of Chinese medicine and wish you good health. May everything go well.

8. Excuse me, I have had dysmenorrhea for eight years, and countless Chinese medicine acupuncture and moxibustion have not been cured. I usually have loose bowels during my official holiday, and I feel powerless to vomit. Chinese medicine says that I have kidney deficiency and cold constitution. After eating Australian evening primrose for more than half a year, it still doesn't get better. I just can't pull or throw up, but the pain is still so painful that I can't get out of bed and walk badly. I have been drinking ginger juice for a month, and I haven't menstruated yet. Is it a little warm, so my period comes slowly?

9. My classmates complained to me as soon as they met, saying that he always had night sweats some time ago and sweated when he fell asleep. The hospital examination cost thousands of dollars. Later, he found an old Chinese doctor and prescribed more than a dozen pairs of Chinese medicines. It didn't work after drinking them, and it got worse every day! I asked what happened afterwards. How was it cured? When asked about this matter, I obviously saw my classmate's mouth twitching and angrily said that I had changed a thin quilt!

10, some friends said that they were prone to night sweats some time ago, and they sweated as soon as they slept. I went to the hospital without worrying, and an old Chinese doctor prescribed more than a dozen Chinese medicines. Drink it every day and go to acupuncture every other day. I asked him, what happened later? Seeing this guy's mouth twitching obviously, he said, "I changed into a thin quilt later."

1 1. Some plants are called Chinese medicine when they die, and some people are called scum when they die.

12, drinking Chinese medicine is like drinking water, taking an injection is like not hitting your hands, swallowing pills is like swallowing sugar, and lying in bed all day like a corpse. I'm not afraid of all this and I don't care. Please give me a chance to let him grow up in my belly and let me see this beautiful world with my own eyes.

13, I am still lucky, thinking that I can finally escape the curse of colds in different seasons. In fact, it turns out that postponing the future does not mean not coming, but doing something big. Caught off guard, fever, cough and expectoration, drinking Chinese medicine and taking western medicine is very painful.

14. I took an indwelling needle today, decided not to continue to deliver water in children's hospital, went to a community hospital for atomization, and went to Zheng Kai for two Chinese medicines, hoping to get better after taking him.

Talking about drinking Chinese medicine

My partner who came home with me also had ovarian cysts, which were still polycystic. She said that she drinks Chinese medicine on time every day. Hey, when can I run out of medicine? She is optimistic, but.

Talking about drinking Chinese medicine

A sudden severe cough at three o'clock last night woke me up and I couldn't sleep. After waking up, I started drinking Chinese medicine, which was very painful.

Second, drinking Chinese medicine hurts to explode, not to mention abstaining from meat, meat and meat.

Third, cough, cough died in the first three months, and I had to drink Chinese medicine. I coughed again in the last month. It is not good to drink Chinese medicine.

Fourth, think about my life now. The most sad thing is not going to work, but drinking Chinese medicine on time every day. This time I finally asked the doctor to bring me a dessert. Look at this medicine bag. The color is very light. I thought it was ok, but it turned out to be more bitter than the previous two times. Now I am full of Chinese medicine every day, and even dreaming is to drink Chinese medicine and vomit. Really, I drink it every day. I used to spit a little, but now I take a sip.

Some things may be hard to accept at the first attempt, but once you get used to it, you will feel less painful. Just like drinking Chinese medicine, it is unbearable to try that kind of pain for the first time, but it will be the same if you drink too much.

6. Life is a process of subtraction. Originally, I thought everyone was fine and could have a love. Later, I found that some people really can't get along. I thought I could do anything, but later I found that some things really couldn't be done. Getting along with these people and doing these things is a hundred times more painful than drinking Chinese medicine, and life is worse than death. There is no need to embarrass yourself when you are alive. Break off diplomatic relations and give up to be happy ~

Seven, when I first drank Chinese medicine, I didn't feel how bad it was. I think my health will definitely get better. Three weeks have passed and I feel sick and miserable.

Nine, the most painful moment every day I still remember that every time I drank Chinese medicine when I was a child, my mother would coax you to drink it, and the pain was far away. However, her patience is limited, and she repeatedly persuaded me not to listen. She patted my ass several times. I stopped crying, but she did. . .

Ten, I don't want to drink Chinese medicine in my life. Running away is too painful. I will endure bitter medicine. The taboo is too wide, so I can only eat grass. I laughed until I cried, too.

Eleven. I went back for a few days and came back. I thought I could give birth to bb at home, but my mother's condition is unstable, and I really can't bear to let my parents take care of me again. Watching my mother drinking Chinese medicine in pain, weak body, unspeakable pain in my heart! Ask for a new moon. I hope we can all get through this most difficult period smoothly.

Twelve, I think if I drink Chinese medicine again, I will have a feeling of dying! It's too painful.

Thirteen, when eating becomes a task, drinking soup becomes drinking Chinese medicine, how painful it is!

I'm drinking Chinese medicine and spicy tablets tonight, and the attending doctor will kill me when he finds out.

Although I am a sweet party, drinking Chinese medicine for a week is too painful and still so annoying, but I can't even satisfy my appetite.

He sighed deeply and patted me on the shoulder. He especially liked that when I was a child, I was sick and didn't drink Chinese medicine. I pretended to be sick and didn't attend class. He caught me doing bad things. Now the expression is very confused and speechless for me, a little angry and distressed. I hate iron not to produce, and I feel ridiculous and funny. In the end, love and tolerance prevailed and decided to be inclusive.

17. Is there anything more painful than seeing a Chinese doctor and drinking Chinese medicine?

Eighteen, the doctor said, don't gulp water, there should be a long stream of water. So I also drink Chinese medicine, but do you know how painful it is to drink such bitter Chinese medicine?

On the first day of drinking Chinese medicine, I thought of the pain of drinking Chinese medicine every time before. I don't want to drink at all now.

Twenty, drinking Chinese medicine should be banned, but how to stop eating spicy food every night? Yesterday, my brother bought a box of Wei Long and watched him eat it with relish. This is a kind of torture.

I haven't taken medicine for more than ten years, and every medicine tastes terrible. On the first day of drinking Chinese medicine today, I only have a feeling that I want to hit the wall. I've never suffered so much.

Twenty-two, no way, no way. The injection really forced the female man who could take Chinese medicine in one breath to have an injection. I'd rather drink Chinese medicine than have an injection.

Twenty-three, I feel that drinking Chinese medicine has reached a bottleneck. It's been a month. I feel sick as soon as I smell the medicine. It's too slow and painful to swallow. I want to stick to it! I hope I can live up to my insistence!

Twenty-four, drinking Chinese medicine can cure, my nephew is cured with Chinese medicine.

Twenty-five, lost a week, all kinds of emotions piled up in my heart, home, life and work feelings. I've lost a lot of weight, I have stomach trouble, and I have to drink Chinese medicine.

Twenty-six, there is a pain called drinking Chinese medicine. I have been drinking for five weeks. The first week and the second week are a little sweet, like Banlangen. I feel a little dizzy in the third and fourth weeks. The fifth week, MD, bored to tears. Here, I tell all the girls with my experience, don't fool around, don't tremble with cold for looking good, don't eat popsicle cold drinks and spicy things all the time, it will be refreshing after a long time. So I look strong.

One of the most painful things in the world, drinking Chinese medicine, you know it is bitter. But still drink, keep drinking, keep drinking. A year or two years or more.

Twenty-eight, it's the first time to drink Chinese medicine for such a big age ~ I'll do it, so help yourself.

Twenty-nine, drinking Chinese medicine is not the most painful, the most uncomfortable thing is that you can't eat.

Drinking Chinese medicine every day is my most painful moment! It's too late to sleep tonight. Go to bed at once! The medicine has been drunk.

When I was young, I felt so bitter that I fainted. Chinese medicine must be the most painful thing in the world. When I grow up, Chinese medicine will go down in one bite, which is not so devastating. Maybe there are too many things that are bitter than Chinese medicine when I grow up.

The most painful thing in the world is to drink Chinese medicine! In the future, I would rather have more injections on my ass than give myself Chinese medicine! Why not invent a delicious and addictive Chinese medicine ~

Thirty-three, when drinking iced drinks, I seem to forget the pain of menstruation and vomiting, and forget the pain of drinking Chinese medicine. Sorry for myself.

34. What is more painful than drinking Chinese medicine is that you unknowingly ate Gordon before drinking the medicine.

35. People say that people who are nostalgic are people who are not living well now. Actually, there is another kind. They are in the same mood as before, as nervous, as disappointed, as painful, as breathless and as persistent as the seemingly vague things every day. You can't be angry, you can't say you are uncomfortable, you still have to drink Chinese medicine if you are uncomfortable, or you always want to give up. The most important thing is to stick to the last second.

Thirty-six, how cruel it is for a person who has struggled for a long time like me to drink Shuanghuanglian and Chinese medicine.

37. I hate drinking Chinese medicine. It is a very, very painful thing for me. I feel sick every time I drink it. Since there are so many bags to drink, is that the rhythm of eating?

When you feel sick and want to vomit, you will suddenly find that steamed bread is the most delicious food in the world when you are hungry. I don't want to drink Chinese medicine anymore. Although Chinese medicine can be cured, it is extremely painful to eat it every time after drinking it.

39. If I knew it was so painful to drink Chinese medicine (now I feel dizzy and nauseous at the smell), I would rather have such pain once a month (the sky is falling).

Forty, it began to warm up today and put on a fluffy duvet. The sun has just shone, yes, and it smells of burnt mites. My parents will help me install the water heater in the afternoon and buy a washing machine tomorrow, and my life will be complete. Colleagues bought walnuts from Xinjiang, and I shared a bag. Being forced to eat this before is more painful than drinking Chinese medicine. Now I will take the initiative to buy it. It's terrible.

Forty-one, drink Chinese medicine to regulate the spleen and stomach On the fifth day, the braised pork floated from the neighbor's house next door was really fragrant. My dinner was very dark and I insisted on eating. One day, Chinese medicine will end this week and the flowers will be scattered.

Forty-two, also drink Chinese medicine to regulate sleep. I couldn't sleep until three o'clock yesterday, and the whole person was not well.

Forty-three, I gave my parents the last cup of Vita lemon tea. Why don't they cherish it so much? It is said that it has the taste of Chinese medicine, and the expression of drinking tea is more painful than drinking Chinese medicine.

Forty-four, I didn't expect to feel the pain of drinking Chinese medicine so soon. .

Forty-five, drinking Chinese medicine is not the most painful, the most painful thing is not to eat spicy food during drinking medicine.

Forty-six, I have been eating soup for several days. Today, I passed a building, and I felt sick at the smell of Chinese medicine fried in one of the buildings. Considering the pain of those patients who drink Chinese medicine for a long time, it is really necessary to improve the dosage form of Chinese medicine to reduce the crime of cancer patients when they receive treatment. Some surgeons are particularly disgusted with life-long surgery after operating on themselves, and it is necessary for Chinese medicine practitioners to personally experience the crimes suffered by patients.

Forty-seven, the essential rhythm of every day! ! ! The effect is good, I insist hard every day, but I really appreciate it, which saves me the pain of drinking Chinese medicine!

48. There is no difference between drinking Chinese medicine and taking poison. It's too painful.

Forty-nine, Niu Niu ate this stuff so hard that she couldn't breathe, so hard that she didn't know her last name. Bitter than drinking Chinese medicine! Tell the truth! The invincible thunderbolt of the universe is bitter! ! ! For a moment, I thought Niuniu was not my real mother.

50. Today, with modern medicine becoming the mainstream, most patients choose intravenous drip for convenience and pain. Everyone thinks that drinking Chinese medicine is too bitter and acupuncture is too painful. As we all know, acupuncture originated in China is becoming more and more popular abroad, and it is favored by people more and more. Because they all know the harm of antibiotics. For the sake of my health, I turned my attention to Chinese medicine and acupuncture, which are harmless to my health.

Fifty-one, Chinese medicine is too bitter to drink, this treatment process is painful and happy. Thank you for accompanying me, being told by me, and then helping me get the sugar when drinking Chinese medicine. Help me boil the medicine out.

Wash tattoos, learn Russian well, lose weight, make money, read more books, spend a lot of time drinking Chinese medicine to treat diseases, and make films to see a doctor.

In the past, when I needed to drink Chinese medicine three times a day, my mother always woke me up from my sleep in the morning and put it on the pillow to feed me. I kept my eyes closed, fed a whole bowl and stuffed a white rabbit.

54. I have been insisting on doing several things recently: persisting in exercise, persisting in applying scars, persisting in applying masks, and persisting in drinking Chinese medicine. It's hard, even boring, but as long as you persist, it will definitely pay off, won't it? Try to do these things that you don't have the confidence to stick to, and feel a sense of accomplishment that you have never had before.

55. Having a roommate who drinks Chinese medicine will result in being glanced at by people coming and going every night.

Fifty-six, the most painful thing every day is to drink Chinese medicine, and the happiest thing is to eat a chocolate after drinking the medicine.

57. Don't remember to drink Chinese medicine at night, but remember to drink red wine. I should read a book, but I don't. It seems that I do everything with my heart, but my heart is never there. The point is, I don't know why I'm so miserable. I feel that I have nothing to suffer when I am bitter.

Fifty-eight, the most painful thing about drinking Chinese medicine is not when you drink it, but when you finish it, you find that the residue is still below, and you have to rinse it several times before you can finish it.