Which circle of friends teased you?

1. As soon as I stress to keep a low profile, you should clap and scream for me.

I'm glad you left, or I'll always worry about you staying for dinner.

I don't even want a basin for spilled water.

4. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense!

I knew that winter was coming when the instant noodle sauce changed from liquid to solid.

6. Being single is a way of life, and getting married is a way of life.

7. Poverty limits so many things, why not limit my weight?

There are only two things I can't do in my life, this and that.

Funny words in the circle of friends, attractive words around 1.

9. We all loved, hurt, hurt and hated, but we never lost weight.

10. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old, and I am still handsome.

1 1. Even if everyone shouts, they want wives all over the world.

12. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a matter of face.

13. God closed a door for you, then went to wash and sleep.

14. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

15. At my age, I will sing softly in your ear, like your body and give you a bag, leaving only mosquitoes.

16. Don't use honey traps on me in the future, or I will accompany you.

17. Don't always be hot and cold to me, so I'm afraid of catching a cold.

18. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

Friends circle is funny and interesting. Say a word to attract people to say 2

19. Go to bed early every day. If you have nothing to do, you should play with your mobile phone less, which is not good for your mobile phone.

20. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

2 1. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

22. Big data shows that quitting smoking can prolong your life span for nearly ten years. So if you quit smoking again and again, you will live forever.

23. You have abdominal muscles and I have a belly, not very belly, but very skin.

24. For the rest of my life, I will be thin and rich.

I love math so much that you only give me the right to write my name!

26. In the matter of getting fat, the stomach and legs have the most say, and only the chest seems to be an outsider, which has nothing to do with it.

27. Your Mr Right is an incomparable monkey. One day he will walk over the tower in two steps and invite you to die.

28. A bug in front flew next to my math problem, looked at it for a few times and died.

29. At that time, I was young and liked to pretend to be a writer. Now I'm fine. I only like money.

30. Who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.