Tell me 88 funny words about class.

1, it's nothing to fall in love in college now. How can you live in single dog when you see primary school students and junior high school students show love every day?

2. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

3, love is a word, I didn't do it once!

4. The ugly duckling becomes a white swan, not only because it works hard, but also because its parents are white swans.

5. I can't find it anywhere. I'm still lamenting the small waist. Idle hate, a suit of fat! Boss, another cage of steamed bread!

6. The so-called goddess is the kind of person who knows at a glance that it is impossible to have sex with you in this life.

7. Silence is golden. I was silent for so long, but I didn't see the gold.

8. I finally became the kind of person I hate most. I hate good-looking people since I was a child.

9. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my lovely face.

10, there are fewer and fewer real men and more and more female men.

1 1. I find that you are half similar to Shakespeare. Where is it? Sabie.

12. I really can't listen to online classes. I can try online dating.

13, God is fair. He gave you a face of Zhang Chou, and he will definitely give you a home without money.

14 I suddenly found that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I get rich.

15. Good morning, good afternoon and good night. You don't know I'm uneasy without you.

16. Just now, a thief sneaked into my house and looked for money everywhere. Later, we found it together.

17, is anyone single? I want to introduce myself to you. Singles' Day is coming. I sell dog cages.

18, just after quarreling with my deskmate, he sent me an apology message. I am very touched. When I was answering his message, he suddenly shouted "teacher, he plays mobile phone in class"!

19, the greatest happiness in life is: eating the leaves left in your teeth at noon, and slowly aftertaste in the afternoon, the taste is not bad!

I have never been interested in your happiness, but I want to hear about your misfortune.

2 1, I never hold a grudge, but I usually report it on the spot.

22. These days, the chances of finding true love are almost the same as those of being struck by lightning!

23. What's the difference between living in heaven and doing nothing but eating, drinking and having fun all day and refusing to go out?

24. It is not necessarily an angel with wings, but Lei Zhenzi.

25. A boy who is kind to only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who is kind to all girls is called a hot dog.

26. I have a mass of anger on my chest. Who threw firecrackers at my chest?

27. Stop saying to me, "Why are you still together when you know you will break up?" In this case, you know you will die sooner or later, so why insist on living!

28. I can finally steam a sauna for free.

I am good-looking. My parents gave me this nonsense mouth.

If you feel poor and ugly, please don't be sad. You still have hope, at least your judgment is correct.

3 1, the reason why I smoke is very simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance.

32. The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

Look at the time in bed every morning, not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

34. I was definitely homeless in my last life, so let's live like this in my life.

35. In order to improve the average score of the class, I was scared to sweat every time I copied it. Did I mention complaining? Selfless to this point, what do you want me to do!

If you are money and I am a bank card, I will definitely marry you.

37, boring mother, boring crying: bored to death.

38. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

39. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Daughter-in-law is of course important, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.

40, looking for a girlfriend, don't look for me, too many people chasing, can't give you a sense of security.

4 1. Without saliva and sweat, there would be no tears of success.

42. If you don't know where to go tomorrow, stay in the pigsty.

43. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!

44. The child didn't study well and was scolded by his mother. After being scolded, the son looked at his father with sad eyes and said, why did you marry her? Dad also said with sad eyes: it's not because of you!

45. What did I say to make you cry? Please tell me, and I'll say it again.

46, I am such a good girl, but you disdain, young man, do you like men?

47. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

48. I weigh myself now and even want to pull out my eyebrows.

49. In the past, there was a man in their village who sold fried dough sticks, which were well fried, so he could not bear to sell them and ate them himself. Fried badly, I couldn't sell it, so I ate it myself.

Give me an extra-large box and I'll pack you up and take you away.

5 1, we want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig in the same circle!

Don't speak ill of others in front of me, or I will speak ill of others.

53. A couple downstairs are exchanging chocolates. I hit a bucket of water. I heard that chocolate is more suitable for rainy days!

54, others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

55. Looking down at your own meat is really gentle.

56. I finally know why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will open them for you halfway.

57. Every woman has one of the most common mistakes, and that is capriciousness.

58. The most terrible trust in school is that one scum tells another a topic, and one dares to speak and one dares to listen.

59. Without mountains and rivers and big hands, I can't protect you. If you have an accident, I can only come out handsome.

60. May you travel all over Qian Fan and come back bald, while I am still the handsome young man.

6 1. Marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't get married, love will have no good end.

62, delicious but jiaozi, the most cute but Lao zi.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

64, people don't love me, I don't love; If people love me, they will promise each other.

65. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

66. Every time I say that I will never talk to you again, don't believe me. Do I look like a man of principle?

67. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how it was. I was silent for a while and said to him, I am happy if you are happy.

68. Two toothpastes were deserted, and a group of idiots went to heaven.

69, life and death dichotomy, don't think about it, the pig hits the tree, you hit the pig!

70. Although twisted melon is not sweet, sometimes I don't care whether it is sweet or not. I just want to screw it off. I'll be happy if I screw it off.

7 1, don't say that others are mentally ill. The condition of encephalopathy is that you must have a brain.

72, wearing a low-cut dress with a hand block, too selfless.

73. It's not that I don't like doing homework. It's just that my mobile phone is too narrow-minded After only five minutes of homework, my mobile phone became jealous. I spent two hours coaxing it.

74. When you are thin and beautiful, you have something in your head and your wallet is full of money you earned. Not to mention this month, the whole world will be better for you.

75. I still hate you, like the neighbor next door is numb after eating Chili.

76. It is foolish to do a good deed without leaving a name. Lei Feng also knows that it is written in his diary.

77. I am good at provoking people, distancing myself and cutting off interpersonal relationships.

78. Once upon a time, there was a beautiful duckling, and later it became a beautiful roast duck.

79. The so-called true love is that two people are so ugly that they are both worried that the other person will be taken away.

As a good friend, being uglier than me is the minimum respect for me.

8 1, in fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, and confession will be particularly dark.

82. When I was a child, I was afraid to raise my hand to go to the toilet, so I told my deskmate. He raised his hand and shouted,' Teacher, he said he was in a hurry'.

83. Stupidity is contagious. Don't come near me, I'm witty.

84. The most romantic thing I can think of is to finish all the postures with you.

85. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.

86. I treat you as a friend one by one, but you treat me as a goddess.

87. Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are just too lazy to do anything.

88. We all loved, hurt, hurt and hated, but we never lost weight.