Humorous sentences about marriage

1, my sister is 35 years old and is the number one saint. She dresses up 25, charms countless calves, and works steadily to save money. In order to cheat my husband, I have been texting and shaking.

I like your optimistic and positive attitude towards life. Know how to ridicule, not complain about life. A chattering man is more desperate than a chattering woman.

3, SMS marriage: I am free and single, more than 30 years old, one person from now on, who will lend me one and change to a big one next year. If there is a short message as evidence, leave one and lose ten (the final interpretation right belongs to me).

4. I like singing, love traveling, have no pursuit, collect stamps everywhere, work in general, specialize in software, earn less than 4 thousand, go to school immediately, have no love object, find someone with similar interests, work together and be happy tomorrow.

5, the edge of the journey is not half, and the middle road is insulated. This year, it's almost a few years since I left Ben San, and I'm alone. This is also the time to settle down.

6. Brother has been in the Jianghu for a long time, and he will be twenty-six in the blink of an eye. Stormy days are hard. I want to find a beautiful girl to hug me, no matter you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you have a kind heart to solve people's worries, everything in my future is yours, and I am willing to be dragged away by you.

7. I am just an ordinary girl. I just want to find someone who loves me, and one thing belongs to our happiness! Watch movies hand in hand occasionally to welcome the sunrise and sunset.

8. The young man is 30 years old, and he hasn't got married yet. His parents are in a hurry, so they have to ask for marriage online. The woman's condition is average, her life is simple and her style is positive, and her appearance and height are first-class. Everyone is happy when she marries my family. She can endure hardships, stay up late and get up early to sew, care about her husband and children and be filial to her parents first.

9. Shuai Guo: Aunt, I am as beautiful as Feng Jie. I raised my hand and drooled. In my dream, I found you kicking over the bed, eating the table, laughing and dumping Brother Sharp. I was anxious to smash the pot and send a text message to Shuai Guo.

10, I said, no! Because there are too many things to do. Then, you can move forward boldly with confidence. I know how to create a warm home for you.

1 1, the house is temporarily unavailable, and the deposit has not exceeded 10,000. It looks ordinary, so you can get used to it after a few more eyes. You really can't steal any money by hanging around alone on weekdays. Nothing else is good at it, and the heart is still kind. Guangji female companion: Life is a long road, and every second counts.

12, the young man is just in his early twenties, smart and capable, and he is not afraid to worry. Although he can be assigned after graduation, he is ambitious and struggles. Nowadays, sales are full of talents, with an annual salary of100000. I want to find a gay female companion and start a career in the Spring and Autumn Period.

13, two boys and girls are good-looking, mild-mannered, have no bad hobbies, graduated from junior college, have reliable jobs, have a 200 yuan salary, have no worries about food and clothing, have a family house, and have relatives to rely on. Find a partner, bid farewell to dryness, look good, have a good personality, have a job and work hard. If you are interested, talk in the park.

14, my parents know that I am slow, so I always tell them that this is a big deal. Since I was appointed, I have been sighing all night, afraid of repeating the same mistakes, so as not to hurt my parents' hearts. I work hard day and night at my post and have no money in my pocket.

15, an orchard, rich every year, a bungalow, not afraid of rainy days, not in love with school, graduated from junior high school, like nature, and stayed in the countryside. Optimistic life, ambitious goals, running a company, green agricultural products, marriage age, lack of objects, no requirements, simple at ordinary times, helping each other, not afraid of difficulties.