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People say things that are stingy

What people say about being stingy

Everyone has their own life trajectory and their own value orientation, which is understandable. No matter what, take the bad as a warning and just let nature take its course~

Nine times out of ten, life will be unsatisfactory, so people should take it lightly and relax. If you do this, you are very mature. Yes, people should learn to be optimistic about everything in life.

Human time is very limited. There is no need to worry about things that are of little significance or that you cannot change. It is a waste of time and energy! Just try your best to do your own thing. Let’s talk about men who are stingy towards mistresses

Since this is the relationship

it’s better to keep a low profile

It’s better for each other

Otherwise If there are any annoying sisters who bother you, please tell me about your stingyness

We are all sisters, and it is clear that sisters’ stinginess affects our relationship, so just post... Just express your feelings and let your friend tell you how to behave when you are stingy

Actually there is no need

Just understand it in your own mind

What’s the point of saying it

It will just make each other more uncomfortable. I’m not that stingy. Tell me

Say what you think~

It’s not good to be petty, selfish, and unforgiving. Learn to respect others and respect yourself.

No one will like people with bad character, and everyone will stay away from him. As the saying goes, people with different paths do not work together. No matter where people go, as long as they treat each other with sincerity, they will meet friends who can be sincere.

I want to talk about other people's feelings when they are stingy

Don't be stingy when others are stingy

The following is what I think is pretty good

1. It’s not just you that’s warm, but also the time spent with you. .

2. How many people told you that they couldn’t live without you? Where were they afterwards?

3. Expressing fear, I want to be your good friend

4. I just never dare to look at it again, for fear that I will burst into tears when I look at it.

5. Best friend, I love you deeply,

6. Is it every dream I mentioned? You feel heavy.

7. It’s not that I like her because she’s beautiful, but that I realize she’s beautiful after I like her

8. Love 4, love 4, where is it?

9. He likes you without makeup, he likes the fat you eat, he is afraid of starving you and freezing you, and you are afraid of wronging you. The man is your father, and only your father,

10 .Is it easy for me to think of a signature?

11. How many times do I have to enter your space before I can get a recent visitor with your name? Stingy people will never make a fortune.

I don't think so. On the contrary, with the same career and the same efforts, stingy people will have greater success! Chapter 30 is a stingy man’s novel

You know very well

But it’s a pity

This novel is not famous

So There are no ancient poems on Baidu that curse people for being stingy

Li Kaixian's "Yixiao San" records that the nameless person of the Yuan Dynasty had a very satirical little order called "Zhenggong·Drunken Taiping": Seize the mouth of the mud swallow , sharpen the iron needle, scrape the golden Buddha face and search carefully, but find nothing. The quails are looking for peas in their crops, and the herons are chopping the fine meat from their legs. Mosquitoes pluck fat from their abdomens, so it’s an old man’s fault. "Mocking the Greedy Man" written by an unknown person in the Yuan Dynasty satirizes a miser: A grain of rice can be worn and eaten, and a penny can be cut and used. Look at your children like swallows with mud in their mouths, love money like flies racing for blood. I saved up gold and silver at night and made pancakes to satisfy my hunger! There is such a story in the book "Xi Tan Lu" written by Taoist Xiaoshi in the Qing Dynasty: There was a wealthy family who finally hired a teacher for his son. The teacher had a wide range of knowledge and carefully taught the son of a wealthy family, making him progress in his studies. However, this couple is very stingy and provides the husband with the same three meals a day: a plate of sliced ??meat, which is both thin and sparse.

The husband was too embarrassed to speak directly because of his face, so he wrote a satirical poem to mock it: The master's knife is sharp and sharp, but the mistress's hand is light and loose; a piece is cut like paper, and it is packed lightly with the same weight. Suddenly a breeze started under the window and drifted into the sky. He hurriedly sent people to look for his trace, and he had already passed the twelve peaks of Wushan Mountain.

Unexpectedly, although the host couple understood the dissatisfaction and ridicule in the husband's poems, they did not take it to heart, and they were not willing to improve the food for the husband. The daily food was still a plate of thin slices of meat. The gentleman had no choice but to compose another poem to ridicule him: "The thin batches come to make a shallow shop, but the cook and the wife waste their time." I don’t dare to open the window and look out for fear of being blown across Taihu Lake by the wind.

This is an authentic ancient poem. If you are afraid that he will not understand it, you can ask and I will make a vernacular poem for you.

Acrostic poems are ok