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Pack it up.

1. The unfairness lies in: boys have stories called vicissitudes of life, and girls have a past called filth.

I saw an old woman selling oranges and wrote a sign with four words on it: sweeter than first love.

We always look back on the past, but we don't know that our present days are the past we will miss in the future.

Don't make too many jokes, or it will be a disaster.

I used to want to keep everyone around, but later I found that no matter whether it is a big partner or a new friend, I don't have to insist. Those who are willing to accompany you in your most painful time, those who are willing to spend the difficult time with you, those who are willing to throw cold water on you to sober you up, and those who are just talking, you don't have to stay at all. Willingness is more important than anything and lasts longer than anything else.

6. In junior high school, you cried, and the whole class gathered around to ask you what happened. When you were in high school, you were very sad. Several good friends told you, as well as us. College, nobody cares about you. After work, people will only think that your acting skills are great.

7. I will only show the unreasonable side to the people I trust most, because I think they can be relied on.

8. Good feelings will not make you dizzy at once, but spoil you over time.

9. She is not beautiful, she is too rude, she always curses, she has a bad temper, she is suspicious, she is insecure, she has bad habits, she is strong, but she has nothing.

10. I can only tell why I don't like someone, but I can't tell why I like someone.

1 1. For some people, you may never be good enough; But for those who deserve it, you are always the best.

12. If one day, I don't even know myself, please tell me what I was like before.

13. Life is like an angry bird. Every time I fail, there are always a few pigs laughing. All you have to do is ignore the sarcastic voice and cheer yourself up. Smile confidently, and then do what you should do confidently. Be brave, it's really no big deal!

14. I don't like flashing lights, sudden noise or strong smell of crowded people.

15. Don't say sorry to me. Sorry can only bring you peace of mind, not my relief.

16. For you, you really never got it, but you lost it hundreds of times.

17. Every time my elders see me, they say that I am so quiet, and I will miss this group of ignorant humans!

18. Not everyone can let me transfer data traffic when wifi can't send messages.

19. Did you find it? The crying child has milk to eat, and the noisy girl has pain. Generally, girls who are too sensible are unlucky

20. Some things are not known until you do them. Some things are not known until they are wrong. Some things, you don't know until you grow up. In fact, growing up is forcing you to be strong alone.

It's not terrible to die. The terrible thing is that you dare not die.

1, after knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

2. The problem of son preference in China, which can't be solved for thousands of years, has actually been solved by real estate.

I am a flower on the cliff, and no one will see me or praise me.

There is an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

To sum up, many people are young, mature and old act young.

6. Sometimes people are so smelly and beautiful that even the city walls will be ashamed.

7, we don't produce people, we are just porters in the cemetery.

8. Don't meet again after today. I'm afraid of hitting you several times every day when I wake up.

9. I sang to the computer and crashed after singing.

10, it's not terrible to die. What's terrible is that you dare not die.

1 1, don't give me pressure, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

12, winter is coming, and no one is knitting me a scarf. Buy one yourself.

13, I drew a coffin with you and her lying inside. How nice of me to let you die together.

14, the greatest happiness in life is to eat the leaves left between your teeth at noon and remember them slowly in the afternoon.

15, the myth of our dormitory at that time: there was an incomparable person who swept the mine in the internet bar all night, and another children's shoe watched him sweep the mine all night.

16, you can't fool others, because everyone you can fool trusts you.

17, I don't hate you because I don't want to remember you.

18, this wind is really obscene. I kissed my mouth dry.

19, in the current milk powder safety environment like China, choosing a woman with big breasts is a sign that men are responsible for their children!

20, life is like a nervous, no accurate lyrics, but thrilling.

2 1. In this era of rising prices, I was suddenly delighted to find that the air didn't rise in price, but there were more and more materials.

22, even wash your hair carefully, afraid of brain water.

23. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

24. People who are not afraid of death are not born, so don't pretend to be horizontal!

25, explanation is shielding, shielding is dishonest, dishonest is not clean!

You think you have a good figure, but have you ever heard the saying that you have a big chest and no brain?

1. If you want to leave, you should stay. You should not force it.

2. It can also be sexy and cute.

3. Friends are like RMB. True or false. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector.

It is said that missing is the perfect love. To tell the truth, I am in love, but it is not perfect.

5. "Why don't you have a boyfriend?" "Because my family still won't let me fall in love, why don't you have a girlfriend?" "Because your family still won't let you fall in love."

6. [Catch me when I am trying to be brave and tell me that you love me, ok? Have you behind me to keep out the wind and rain, okay? Tell me you can do it. ]

7. You think you have a good figure, but have you ever heard the saying that you have a big chest and no brain?

I can't enter your world. My future, you don't have to participate.

If I never see you again, I wish you good morning, good afternoon and good night.

10, I just wanted to see you laugh, so I became a tease.

1 1, baby, are you in good shape? You like to show off, don't you? Why don't you become a prostitute?

12, some test strength, some test vision, and I test imagination.

13, I always make you jealous, because I want to prove my position in your heart in this stupid way.

14, tell yourself, I'm sorry, I haven't learned to love myself these years.

15, life is unfair, we can't complain, it's also futile. We must adapt ourselves to life.

16, slowly squat down, tears quietly slide down your cheeks.

17, in fact, you don't love me, just afraid of losing a habit.

18, it's useless how you despise me. We are all made in China.

19, I said I'm not sad, I'm not sad, even if no one cares about me.

I really don't want to scold you, you shameless, despicable and treacherous little man.

The classic says: really bad people are not terrible, and fake good people are terrible.

Worry about the world first, and enjoy it later.

Diligence is the password of your life, and you can translate a magnificent epic.

Real bad guys are not terrible, fake good people are terrible.

Everyone is good, then the world is peaceful; Everyone is selfish, and the world is in chaos.

I need a shoulder to lean on, because I am an insecure person.

When I find a boyfriend, I will slap him for the first time. I have to ask, where have you been hiding all these years?

Pride of a git: It's better to be a git than a stable. At least no one shit on his head.

In a math class in high school, a young math teacher was talking on the platform with Kan Kan, while a female classmate in the class was thinking about life in a daze, so there was the following sentence: I was so serious in class above, but you didn't respond at all below. If there is nothing in your stomach in the future, how can you explain it to your parents?

How much you can endure, how much you can achieve in your future career.

The higher the ambition, the stronger the ability you need, and correspondingly, the more you force yourself to learn.

Don't think about building a sea, you must start from a small river.

Great cause is rooted in persistent work, with full spirit to engage in, do not avoid hardships.

Your motherland doesn't love you, your ancestors don't worship you and your religion doesn't believe you. Damn it, are you qualified to go to Hari, Ha, Ha, Han, Ha, Ying, Ha and Mei?

The most terrible enemy is that there is no firm belief.

Many people keep making mistakes because it is easier to apologize afterwards than to resist temptation beforehand.

Say only three words to people, not all my heart.

What are people pursuing in this life, and what is the best? Do you really have to wait until everything is ordinary to remember and accept this simplest happiness?

Reading is easy, thinking is difficult, and it is useless without them.

Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed in was a royal salute.

People who are willing to show their true colors must have Zen mind and determination, so a fake Confucian is not as good as a real prostitute.